Movies you'll never see

[Cap'n Boo from Timbuktu]

The only movies I plan to see in the near future are 'Riddick' and that amazingly stupid-looking new 'Buck Rogers/Crimson Skies' rip-off starring Jude Law (forgot the name). Oh, and I could probably stand to see that new 'Around the World in 80 Days', too. Frankly, everything else can go die. (Especially 'Soul Plane' and 'White Chicks', to which I address a whole-hearted "get thee behind me".)

[Dee Emm]

Master of Disguise.

.. Oh wait. I did see this movie. Biggest waste of money ever.