If you could have one completely useless superpower, what would it be?

[Heroine of the Dragon]

Mine would probably be being able to turn partially invisible but only in pitch darkness when I can't see my hand in front of my face regardless.

[Booyakasha]

Fluency in every language, as long as the language is fictional. Klingon, Elvish, Hylian, Atlantean, Simlish, Giak, Esperanto-------------the whole bunch.

[I REALLY HATE POKEMON!]

I guess the power to rewind time by a fraction of a second. Not enough to be useful but it might be sort of entertaining to me.

Fluency in every language, as long as the language is fictional. Klingon, Elvish, Hylian, Atlantean, Simlish, Esperanto-------------the whole bunch.

That probably wouldn't have any practical use but I don't think it'd be entirely useless. You'd be really popular at nerd conventions, Trekkies bowing before you.

[Booyakasha]

I've been to a Star Trek con, back when I was like twelve.

...take it from me-----------Trekkies bow before Colm Meaney, not before idiots who know Klingon.