You have to _____ the _____

[Jailbreaker]

You have to perform a delicate surgical procedure on the bacon
You have to grow the series of tubes
You have to drink the dragon
You have to play drinking games with the god (GOD OF QUAFFING)
You have to , at the full moon, take on the qualities of the emo kid (WereZero)
You have to detect the dumbest creature in the universe
You have to enter the United States (This makes too much sense.)
You have to endure the United States (It's so hard...)
You have to tell all your friends about the Swedish government (Hey guys there's this cool government...)
You have to prove your manliness by slaying the delivery boy
You have to strangle the frying pan
You have to crumple the SNES (Blasted retro system!)
You have to recycle the Sega Genesis (Blasted Sega system!)
You have to be as fast as the President
You have to share your apartment with the emo kid (No.)

[Jailbreaker]

MORE YUMMY BUMPAGE

You have to scare the pants off the princess
You have to scare the pants off the abandoned mineshaft
You have to be as funny as the shrubbery (THAT'S PRETTY FUNNY)

[Maximum Spider]

You have to become the founder of the Order of the guy from the ShamWow commercials.
You have to disgust the shark.
You have to enter the door (Yes, I really got that one.).
You have to break your addiction to the forced meme (WHAT!? I can't break the bogus releasing addiction!).

[DarkZero]

You have to yell at the keyboard
Grr! I didn't want to hit semi-colon!
You have to wipe the semicolon
Coincidence, I swear.
You have to own the werewolf
Yay.
You have to stop playing with this generator before you turn into the hobbledehoy
OHSHI-
You have to re-enact the railroad
Ow.
You have to overtake the pajamas
:bitnaughty:
You have to cut the kid you hated in high school
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[Jailbreaker]

You have to order a pizza from the keyboard
You have to take a bite outta the computer running Linux
You have to fit rocket-boosters on the magical forest
You have to convince someone that they are the axe of Paul Bunyan

[Zaden]

You have to decipher the colossal squid.