In the Next Issue of NC Comics: What IS the Thingy?

[Bomby]

Here, if you have a thingy, and I have a thingy, and I have a straw. There it is, that's a straw, you see? You watching?. And my straw reaches acroooooooss the room, and starts to drink your thingy... I... drink... your... thingy!

[VG_Addict]

Right before you get the Thingy, I whack you in the back of the head with a crowbar, and you fall to the ground, unconcious. I take the Thingy and go to Duckburg.

[DR.Death]

I walk up and smack you over the head with a jumbo refrigerator then i open the refrigerator and pull out a penguin and begin to smack you till your bloody and unconscious
then i open the penguin and pull out a herring and then i beat you to death
after washing i take the thingy and go back to my secret layer on planet Death

[Frumie]

Planet Death blows up. Luckily, the thingy lands in a wormhole and gets transported to me. Then I go to *CENSORED*.

[VG_Addict]

I uncensor where you went, go there, beat you up, take the Thingy, and go to Death Mountain from OoT.

[Infernal Dragoon]

Something rides out of the crater... Its me riding Volviga!

GF7:Hey Volviga. You see that thing down there? *points at VGA* Its a big plump goron. Go get it!

Meanwhile VGA is on his way to Goron City when suddenly... CHOMP! He gets eaten on the spot.

GF7: Did you like that? Sorry I lied, But I'm sure he was just as good as one right?

But Volviga wasn't paying attention he was smelling the air coming from Goron City. Licking his lips he flies right into the city causing mayham and destruction you would expect from Godzilla

Goron: (with bad lip sinc) Look out! It is Volviga!

Other Goron: (also with bad lip sinc) We must run! Otherwise he will surely eat us all!

Daruna: (yes, he also has bad lip sinc) Do not worry! I have his one weakness! The Megaton Hammer! Now prepare to die, scourge of Death Mountain! *Volviga eats the Megaton Hammer* Oh darn! (If you read your lips you could tell he said something else though)

GF7:WTH is wrong with the Gorons today? Its like every time a big lizard comes to rampage in a city everyone loses the ability to talk regularly...

[Señor Luigi]

^And while all thats happening, I take the thingy and take it to my starship, the Life Star.

[Infernal Dragoon]

SL: Ok lets enter hyperspace now

The crew activate hyperspace engines but all they do is make a straining whining sound then power off

SL:I said activate hyperspace engines

The same thing happens

Crewmember: Something's pulling on us

The ship turns around and everyone finds my Interdictor Star Destroyer: Immobilizer 418 cruiser - Wookieepedia, the Star Wars Wiki, The Icy Claw in view.The capture operation goes exactly like this:YouTube - Star Wars - XvT BoP - Assault on convoy
If you make that Imperial Star Destroyer an Interdictor Star Destroyer and that Reble Transport your ship then its exactly like that
They board your ship, capture it and bring it to my hanger where I take the Thingy and you as prisoner and we hyperspace out.

[VG_Addict]

I just happened to sneak my way on the ship, and I come into the cockpit and challenge you to a fight. After an epic battle, I win. I take the Thingy, free Senor Luigi, and go to Gamelon.

[Infernal Dragoon]

I come to Gamelon with a Youtube Poop Generator which is a modified version of the Youtube Poop Scrambler. I jump up to you ready to summon Wizardheimer to use against you. I push the button then suddenly green sparks fly out of the generator I look down at its monitor and DANGER:VIRUS INFECTION flashes onto the screen and static appears then all of a sudden this:http://ui01.gamespot.com/1728/weegee_2.png flashes onto the screen then the following message appears: W33G33 H4$ B33N $UMM0N3D and the Youtube Poop Generator violently shakes and shoots more green sparks.A portal appears appears and out of it comes Weegee. After that the Youtube Poop Generator explodes. Weegee stares at VGA

VGA:Y-YOU!

Weegee:Yes..

He shoots lasers from his eyes and they hit VGA's eyes. VGA suddenly drops the Thingy and slowly transforms into *gasp* another Weegee!

Weegee: Me... Me... Me....

VeeGeeA:*fully transforms into another Weegee* Me too.

I quickly take the Thingy and warp back to my base on Mercury.

Meta Ridley: What happened? It looks like you just seen Weegee.

GF7:Thats exactly what happened... Lets just say noone should go to Gamelon... Ever...

Goblin Ninja: Nice going, genius...

GF7:Hey its not my fault! How else would I know I Had a Weegee virus?

Goblin Ninja: Did you think of virus protection?

GF7:Who heard of virus protection for a hand held device?!

Meta Ridley:Gee mabey you should ask the person who made it!

The arguement goes on like this for several hours...

[Greenmarioman]

^ Hell yeah.

[Vapor]

I go in front of Gamefiend and stand in his path with a stern face. He pulls out a sword, and prepares to stab me with it, but I, without changing my expression, grab the sword by the blade and hold it there. He is shocked at my stoicness and seeming foolishness, as I show no pain while blood drips madly from my hand. He tries to pull it away, yet my iron will holds it there firmly.

I gaze into his eyes, with a fierce and piercing stare that says with all its might, Give me the Thingy. NOW.

He is just too stunned by such Buddha-like badassery to react when I take the Thingy and go to a mountain in Northern India to meditate.

[Heroine of the Dragon]

*Whilst Vapor meditates, the Thingy is taken to a new thread...*