In the Next Issue of NC Comics: What IS the Thingy?

All about the Neglected Characters in the Mario/Video Game World.
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Post by VG_Addict » Thu Apr 03, 2008 6:52 pm

I get in your Pyro GX and fight you for the Thingy. After an epic battle, I take the Thingy and go to Goldenrod City.

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Post by Red » Thu Apr 03, 2008 8:31 pm

where you begin sneezing uncontrollably, and drop the thingy which I pick up and take to Super Mario World.

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Post by Infernal Dragoon » Sun Apr 06, 2008 2:51 pm

I'm at my base working on something under a tarp when one of my Battle Droids comes up to me.

BD#362:Sir! The Thingy is gone!

GF7:I know

BD#362:Aren't you going to get it?

GF7:No...

BD#362:What?! Well then what are you doing?

GF7:Using this *pulls tarp off* this time machine. I'm going back to page 5 to stop T3HD4RKN3SS from activating the universal reset button. He screwed up the Time Space Continuum that way. Just look at Meta Ridley! *Points at Meta Ridley who has a toaster for a head*

BD#362: o_O

GF7:Exactly. Now all I have to stop him from using the URB, and defeat those Zelda villians who have the Thingy, and the Space Time Continuum is fixed. Wish me luck!

I set the dial to 20 pages and go back to the very moment in page 5 where Tehdarkness is about to use the reset button.

Flamebot: You are an egregiously naive blackguard and a depraved, one dimensional mean-spirited poltroon.

T3hDarkness: That's it!*attempts to push button*

GF7:*tackles Tehdarkness* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Tess: What the heck are you doing?!

GF7:*crushes reset button* saving the universe.And your life. Do you have any idea what Resetti would do to you if you pushed that button?!

Tehdarkness:Well you got any ideas?!

GF7:Well there is...um...

Bass:You're hiding something aren't you

GF7:No I'm not

Midna:*puts hand in back pocket*

GF7:YIPE!

Sonic:Touching someone in a place that would make you feel uncomfortable? Thats no good!

Midna:Again, its not what I was doing. *pulls out strangely glowing CD* He was hiding this.

GF7:*snatches eerie CD* I guess I better tell you what this is. This is a Faces of Evil CD. Not just any FoE CD. One which I trapped Teenage Link in.

Lilac:You mean that smart mouth version of Link that was in that crappy TV series?

GF7:Yes, and he's part of my last ditch plan along with that Flamebot *throws PTMC virus cartridge into slot*

Flamebot:3RR0R ViRU5 iNF3C7i0N! *powers down and turns on under my controll* Input orders

GF7:Change your avatar into Zelda

Flamebot turns into Zelda

VGA:Ok, Gamefiend. What are you planning to do

GF7:I'm going to release Teen Link and Zelda Flamebot will flame him

Everyone gasps at this

Tess: O_O;;; Have you gone insane?!

Lilac: Do you have any idea of what happens when he gets insulted by Zelda?!

GF7:I know, but I'm out of options...

Dr.Death:And everyone thought I was insane

GF7:Everyone get out of here before he goes off.

everyone leaves except for me.

Twilight King:What is the meaning of this?!

Vaati:They retreated! We won! ^_^V

Agahnim:Wait, GF7's still here

Majora:And apparently Zelda.

Twilight King:You actually didn't think you two can defeat us alone can you?

GF7:No. But he will

I crush the Faces of Evil CD and Teen Link comes out.

Teen Link:Alright I'm free! Now take down those losers.

The villains look at him and start laughing

Twilight King:You've got to be kidding.

GF7:Flamebot, target Teen Link for flaming.... FLAME ON!

Zelda Flamebot:TEEN LINK, YOU ARE SASSY, INCOMPETENT, AND OVERALL, A COMPLETE AND UTTER FOOL. YOU DISGRACE THE NAME OF LINK AND YOU SHOULD KILL YOURSELF TO DO HYRULE... NAY... THE WORLD A FAVOR.

Teen Link then turns red and does this:YouTube - Excuse me, Princess!

Twilight King:ARRRGH! THE POWER OF THAT HORRIBLE CATCH PHRASE! ITS TOO MUCH!

Majora:IT BURRRRRNS!*bursts into flames*

Vaati:X_X*explodes*

Agahnim:*electrocutes himself to death*

Everything starts to shake as the Twilight King explodes. Outside everyone sees the palace implode like Ganon's Tower in OoT.

Dr.Death:Is it over?

Tess:Looks like it. But Gamefiend...

Zero:I don't think he could survive that...

Suddenly something comes out of the rubble. The Twilight King!

Twilight King:You didn't think that that could kill me did you? Now DIE!

He's about to shoot a big energy attack when a jetstream of blue fire hits him and he gets disintegrated. The person who fired it was me, holding the Thingy.

Tess:How did you survive?

GF7:Thingy's warp ability+me=survival

Tess:Ah.

GF7:Now lets go home, and Midna, sorry about the palace...

Midna:It's ok. *snaps fingers and it gets instantly rebuilt* and from now on it's Twilight Princess to you.

GF7:Riiiight (whispers:lets get out of here)

We all go to my base on Mercury for a game of Poker with the Thingy up for grabs.

BD#362:So are you happy you fixed the time space continuum?

GF7:How do you remember that conversation.

BD#362:Just don't think about it. You'll go crossed eyed

GF7:So anyway, who folds?

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Post by DR.Death » Sun Apr 06, 2008 3:17 pm

sudenly every one begins coughing and they fall over dead. i stand up and grab the thingy
BD#362: what happend!
DR.Death: i poisoned the nachos
BD#362:but you ate some too
DR.Death: im immune to all types of poisons and diseases (reference to morrowind)
BD#362: clever...
DR.Death: quite *pulls out EMP shotgun and opens fire then ports to shattrath city*

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Post by Infernal Dragoon » Sun Apr 06, 2008 4:49 pm

A Nether Dragon eats you and spits out the Thingy. I take it and warp to my base on Mercury

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Post by VG_Addict » Sun Apr 06, 2008 5:39 pm

Me, Sonic and Kirby come in and beat the living crap outta you. I take the Thingy and go to Endor.

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Post by Infernal Dragoon » Mon Apr 07, 2008 1:42 pm

Me, Shadow, and Meta Knight come and beat the tar out of you 3 I take the Thingy and duck into the Endor Imperial Bunker.

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Post by VG_Addict » Fri Apr 11, 2008 5:21 pm

A gang of Ewoks kill you. I take the Thingy and fly off in an X-Wing.

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Post by Infernal Dragoon » Fri Apr 11, 2008 8:45 pm

All of a sudden a pair of advanced concussion missile hits you and your ship instantly blows up with you in it. I come in a TIE Advanced:TIE/ad starfighter - Wookieepedia, the Star Wars Wiki and tractor in the Thingy amongst the wreckage. I then hyperspace to the nearest Imperial Space Base to refuel, repair, and reload.

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Post by VG_Addict » Sat Apr 12, 2008 3:25 pm

I ambush you there and beat the crap outta you. I take the Thingy and go somewhere far, far, far, far away.

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Post by Breadlord Dragoshi » Sun Apr 13, 2008 5:27 am

You spontaneously explode as the Thingy lands, unharmed.

"Just as planned." I walk in from the side, wearing a headset for some reason, take the Thingy and exit, stage left even!

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Post by Greenmarioman » Sun Apr 13, 2008 8:30 pm

I pop out and stab you. I then take the thingy and try to sell it on eBay.

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Post by VG_Addict » Sun Apr 13, 2008 10:46 pm

I bid $1,000 for the Thingy and win. I then go to WarioWare.

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Post by Red » Mon Apr 14, 2008 4:52 pm

I grab the thingy at the post office and take it to Yoshi's island

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Post by Infernal Dragoon » Mon Apr 14, 2008 6:14 pm

Me, Iggy Koopa, and Boshi come and floor you. I take the Thingy and Boshi takes the cookies and we go party at Iggy's Castle AKA Club Iggy.

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Post by DR.Death » Thu Apr 17, 2008 8:25 am

it gets burned down by a passing wood burning locomotive and you all die
i take the thingy from the ash and hide it at my base i then go to azeroth

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Post by Infernal Dragoon » Fri Apr 18, 2008 3:15 pm

I infiltrate Dr.Death's base and using the Thingy Scouter find the Thingy's hiding place. Then all of a sudden Dr. Death's undead security come in and surround me. I take out my automatic shotgun and give them each one shot in the head and then flee the fortress. A few minutes later I'm walking down with Goblin Ninja and Meta Ridey taking the Thingy to the item teleporter for Cody Kitty to take it to the next thread.

GF7:Well Thingy we've had some good times in this Thread. I....I'll miss you.... You were the only thing in VGF I would post in! *places Thingy in teleporter and mails it to Cody Kity* I'LL NEVER FORGET YOU! T_T

Meta Ridley: Dude! Get over it! It'll only be gone until next thread!

GF7: Yeah, thats true...

Goblin Ninja:So now what?

GF7:Well... How about a party at my place?

Goblin Ninja:Sounds like a plan

we then get ready to teleport when I remember I dont have the Thingy to teleport. So then we use the person teleporter next to the item telporter and teleport to my base on Mercury and party with nachos, video games, and CAAAAAAAKE!

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Post by Frumie » Mon Apr 28, 2008 11:57 pm

Machine gun robots comes out of the cake and starts shooting everyone in the room. A different robot grabs the thingy, flies back to Earth, and gives it to me. I then ride my drillship to somewhere else.
NC/SSS crossover 2 get better and better.

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Post by Infernal Dragoon » Wed Apr 30, 2008 4:34 pm

Me, Goblin Ninja, and Meta Ridley peek over an overturned bulletproof table to find the robot flying away. After chasing it we find that Frumious has what looks like the Thingy.

Frumious: You think you can have the Thingy? Think again!

Goblin Ninja:*whispers*(I thought you already mailed the Thingy to Cody Kitty)

GF7:*whispers*(I did, I mailed it and everything, I wonder how he got it, lets just attack him)

We all use our best attacks but he isn't affected by any of them. After a long fight I'm at critcal health and GN and MR are KO'd and Frumious is still at 100%.

Frumious: Had enough?

GF7:Not quite. I still have something, I hope this works, because this dosen't work nothing will.

After saying that I summon this:YouTube - Final Fantasy VII Summon Bahamut ZERO

This kills Frumious B. I go over to the giant crater and salvage the item FB had then use mega pheonix to revive my KO'd party members. Looking closer at the "Thingy" I notice something.

GF7:This explains everything.

Meta Ridley: What?

GF7:This isn't the real Thingy, its a prototype of a Thingy I made, it makes you invincible to most attacks. I plan to make it to where you're protected from ALL attacks and all the abilities the original Thingy had. How about we work on it back at my base?

Goblin Ninja:Sounds like a plan

GF7:You said that 2 posts ago... Never mind.

We all go to my base on Mercury and work on the artificial Thingy.

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Post by Infernal Dragoon » Sun Jun 01, 2008 9:28 pm

Srry for double posting but it's taking forever for codiekitty to change threads

One month later

KABOOOOM!

GF7:*holds smoldering remains of Artificial Thingy* well that was a complete waste of time. *throws away broken AT* I wonder why Codie Kitty hasn't changed posts?

Ridley: Mabey we should have a look at that mailto info again

GF7:Good idea

I go over to the computer and notice something wrong

GF7:"Thingy mailed to Lilac?! At Nightmare City?!"

Goblin Ninja:I thought you changed time and she didn't leave to Nightmare City

GF7:Apparantly she left again. Looks like some things never change. >_>

Ridley: Now what?

GF7:Well she didn't want to come back last time, the least I could do is convince her to give me the Thingy. I'll go quietly. I dont want anyone to figure out that I left the Thingy in a place where they could get...

Ridley:*Accidentaly presses send copy to everyone who read this thread*

GF7:Saw it coming.... -_-;; I might as well hurry and get it.

I use the teleporter and teleport to Nightmare City only to find the battle for the Thingy already started and it goes something like this: NightmareCity:Catastrophe

A word from the crazy person making this post

Because of the lack of dialog It'll be dubbed in by me just add the bottem text with the movie and you'll get it. Oh and for some reason everyone turned into cats and Inuasha esque characters.

Now back to our irregularly scheduled fight

I teleport into a lonely street in Nightmare City and notice the evidence of a battle

GF7:So they alread started... I remember here. I still don't get why Lilac didn't leave here... I guess I better start looking for Lilac and the Thingy. *runs into that direction*

Off on a building rooftop Sarai, Sarai, and Sarai are about to finish off Tehdarkness and Frumious B when Mario, Sonic and Kirby who were with VGA come and beat them up. Off on a bridge Tess, Bass, and Zero fight Sarai, Sarai, and Sarai

Bass:Must they be so fast, I'm almost out of clips!

Zero:Wait a sec why aren't we using our arm cannons?

Tess:*reloads* Less whining more firing.

all 3 get hit by light knives

Bass:OWIEZ!

Zero:O_<

Tess: Can't...lift....gun...

Sarai: MWAHAHAHAHA! *about to do a jump attack*

Tess: PSYCHE! *shoots Sarai clean out of the sky*

Sarai: forgot about me *attempts to double saber the trio*

Tess:OH NOEZ!

A rocket ENGSEMSPLOEDS Sarai and they look back to find Ridley, Bowser, Wario, and Shadow.

Off at some park square I just beat VGA and am convincing Lilac for the Thingy

Lilac: I told you I can't come back...

GF7:Well can you at least give me the Thingy?

VGA:Noooo.... I.... must.... have.... the... thingy...

Lilac: Well.....

???:NO NOONE GETS THE THINGY EXCEPT ME!

at the other side of the road its *gasp* X-4

X-4: I am the REAL master of the THINGY and you all know it.

GF7:I thought I got rid of you...

Lilac: Don't worry I know what to do.

Lilac shoots arrows and he dodges them all/

GF7:Geez Lilac, either he's quick or you're aiming sux

Lilac:#>_>

GF7:I'll get him

I pull out my sword and fight, he's about to kill me when Lilac gets in the way

GF7:WAT THE!

Lilac:Finish him off for me!

Lilac disentigrates in a flash of light and my eyes start to water from the intenseness from the flash.

X-4: NOW I HAVE THE THINGY! MWAHAHAAAA *flies up to gloat*

The sky turns red for some reason and everyone listens to X-4 gloat about how he finally has the Thingy little do they realize the Thingy falls into my hands.

GF7:You're wrong X-4... Shapeshift onto... Super Saiyan Inuasha! DWANE! *transforms into that eyes still watering from the flash* I have the thingy and you's gonna DIE!

I end up kicking his butt and making him explode, as I fly from the following explosion the Thingy flies to a hologram of Codie Kitty and she takes it.

Codie Kittie: Nice post Gamefiend, I'll be taking this to the next thread.

GF7:I still can't belive Lilac's gone...

Codie Kittie: I guess you forgot about respawning, if she died for good then you would've stayed dead long ago.

GF7:Touche'. BTW why are you crying

Codie: The holigram makes everything bright >_<

GF7:*eyes start watering* You're holigram's the thing that's bright...

Codie:Well see ya next thread.

GF7:Byyyyyyeeeeeeeeeee *flies offscreen*

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