In the Next Issue of NC Comics: What IS the Thingy?

[Infernal Dragoon]

Back at Gangplank Galleon Kaptain K. Rool is still beating me up

Kaptain K. Rool:Take that! And that! And that! And that! And-

GF7:Wait! Its me! ITS ME!

Kaptain: Huh? *notices its me* Oh. *stops shooting and blunderbuss whipping* Sorry, I thought you were Donkey Kong.

GF7:*casts Curaga* meh.... *looks for Thingy and finds note*

Note: I took the Thingy, Looser! > :P

GF7: From looser.... Thats VGA! Lets go K.Rool

K. Rool: KAPTAIN K. Rool

GF7: Ya ya ya.

K. Rool: Say it! *points gun at me*

GF7:Fiiiiine... Kaptain K. Rool who is the most notorious pirate in the world and totally P0WNS Donkey Kong... Now LETS GO!

Me and Kaptain K. Rool then go on Rainbow Road in my Kart with me as driver and K. Rool in the back. He guns down VGA and I take the Thingy and 1st place, therefore unlocking the Trophy Kart and R.O.B

[VG_Addict]

R.O.B. malfunctions and tears you and K. Rool apart. I take the Thingy and go to where the muffin man lives.

[Frumie]

Once you get there, the Muffin Man's pet Cakeosaurus Rex eats you. I pop out of thin air right before you get eaten and grab the Thingy.

I then dig to...somewhere. I won't tell where.

[VG_Addict]

You dig to the center of the Earth and burn there. I take the Thingy and go to Koridai.

[Infernal Dragoon]

You fly into KoriDIE. You fly right up to me. I open my mouth and then turn into Ganon.

Ganonfiend7:YOU MUST DIE! *shoots lightning*

I turn back to normal

GF7:Ohhh my head *takes Thingy and looks at broken Youtube Poop scrambler* stupid cheap MAGIC BALLOON! umm...ok... I said stupid cheap MAGIC BALLOON! Oh no I'm still affected by SPAGHETTI! IT BURNS WHEN I PEE!!!

I then wander around calling for help but only succeeding in asking for help in "SAVING LOTSA SPAGHETTI!"

[VG_Addict]

I give you a potion that cures you. Unfortunately, death is one of the side effects. You die and I take the Thingy and go to the temple from Wario Land 3.

[Red]

Where I'm waiting. I knock you out, with a swift kick to the head, and take the thingy to New York.

[Infernal Dragoon]

Pizzaman:Yo! Want some pizza? its free

Mushman:Oh no! Pizzaman! He has the weapon which works best against me!!!

Pizzaman :P izza Cutter!

It only takes 2 hits for Pizza Cutter to defeat Mushman then I appear and he gives me the Thingy and pizza and I give him the head of Megaman.

[VG_Addict]

I come in and do this to you and Pizzaman:




Madness Combat 5- Madness Depredation - Stick Page Player

(I'm Tricky the Clown.)


I take the Thingy and go to Mt. Teapot.

[Infernal Dragoon]

I do this to you (I'm Jebus)

Madness Consternation

I take the Thingy and take a flute from a treasure chest and blow it and a whirlwind takes me to warp zone.

[VG_Addict]

You get hit by a Hammer Brother's hammers and die. I take the Thingy and go to parts unknown.

[Infernal Dragoon]

It was Hook Coast, and you run right into Captain Hook's private quarters. He slits your throat for interrupting his alone time and gives the Thingy to Tetra as an early valentines present. And she gives it to me since I was the next person around the corner.

[VG_Addict]

Unfortunately, that was a Trappy. As you celebrate your victory, a thick cloud of nerve gas comes out of the Trappy and incapacitates you. I take the Thingy and go to Far Away Land.

[Infernal Dragoon]

I manage to input the Trappy's override code and a cloud of antidote comes out. Using the Thingy Scouter I home into the Thingy's coordinates in Far Away Land. I grab a smash orb and the final smash is that I shoot a jet stream of blue fire and your sent flying out of Far Away Land. The Thingy flies up in the air and I kick it to where it flies right into my base on Mercury. I warp there and Magma Dragoon, Ridley, and Charizard give me 10.10

[VG_Addict]

I come in and fight you. After an epic battle, I take the Thingy and go to the computer room.

[Infernal Dragoon]

The computers become infected with the Zero Virus and the laser printer shoots lasers at you and you disenegrate. I jump in unplug the computer, take the Thingy and fly to Dr. Wily's Skull Fortress from Megaman 6

[Red]

You took a fake thingy made by the laser printer, I take the real one and go to the emerald city from the wizard of Oz.

[Infernal Dragoon]

You go into Emerald City without protective eye wear and the sunlight reflecting all those emeralds at once blinds you. I come in with welder goggles, take the Thingy, and go see the Wonderful Wizard of Oz.

[VG_Addict]

The Wizard turns out to be not so wonderful, and you kill yourself from the disappointment. I take the Thingy and go to Roswell.

[Infernal Dragoon]

A spaceship falls on you and it turns out to be Freeza's spaceship. I track down the Thingy with the Thingy Scouter and find Freeza has the Thingy.

Freeza:*notices Thingy Scouter* Hey! Where did you get that?!

GF7:I made it myself;

Freeza:Then why does that say Sayan Tech Industries. Did you get it from Sayans?!

GF7: I was training with Sayans and I got the Thingy as a gift? ^_^

Freeza:YOU'VE BEEN TRAINING WITH THOSE MONKEYS!?!

GF7: Ummm... O_O;;

Freeza: HOW DARE YOU TRAIN WITH THEM!! I'LL KILL YOU WHERE YOU STAND! NOW PREPARE TO DIE FOOL!

He charge's up death beam and is ready to fire when a tranquilizer hits his butt. He falls over out cold and the MIB come and take him away. I sigh with relief and take the Thingy he dropped then warp to my base on Mercury.