In the Next Issue of NC Comics: What IS the Thingy?

[Greenmarioman]

a giant U.F.O. crashes on you. The Thingy falls to the floor, I take it, and I run. I run so far away.

[VG_Addict]

I trip you. I take the Thingy and go to the Island of Misfit Toys.

[Red]

The Misfit Toys attack you and in the confusion you drop the thingy and I grab it.

[Greenmarioman]

but you cant, because your made of slush. I take it, stomp you, and go to the Coney Island Disco Palace.

[VG_Addict]

I push the Ferris Wheel and it rolls into the palace, killing everyone. I take the Thingy and go to Antarctica.

[Infernal Dragoon]

Chill Penguin comes and kills you. I take the Thingy and go to somewhere in Donut plains

[VG_Addict]

The platform falls apart from under you and you fall to your death. I take the Thingy and go to Hookbill's castle.

[Infernal Dragoon]

Me and the Koopa Bros. come and beat you senseless. I take the Thingy and we all go to Mcgoombas

[VG_Addict]

I go to McGoomba's and do this:

YouTube - family guy wheres my money

(I'm Stewie.)

I take the Thingy and go to Limbo.

[Infernal Dragoon]

After recovering from the injuries I do this to you:Compy 386!! (I'm Pom-Pom)

I take the Thingy you dropped and party with Guard Armor, Stealth Sneak, Darkside, and Pot Centipede.

[VG_Addict]

I come in and kill Guard Armor, Stealth Sneak, Darkside and Pot Centipede.


GF7: Dude, what the hell?! We were having a party!

VGA: Oh, right. Sorry about that. How 'bout a Shoryuken for your troubles?

I knock you out with a Shoryuken, take the Thingy and go to my base on Neptune.

[Infernal Dragoon]

Helmaroc King swoops down and takes the Thingy from you when you blink (yes its that fast) and magically warps to Forsaken Fortress. Using the Thingy Detector I find the Thingy in its nest then all of a sudden Helmaroc King flies down and attempts to kill me. I quickly jump up and take its mask.

GF7:*looks at exposed face* O_O Your a giant roos-

HK:Awwk! Give me my mask man! They can't see my secret identity!

GF7:Give me the Thingy

HK:What?! But my boss needs that to rule the-

GF7:Fine have it your way.

Im about to drop the mask and call that news reporter and take a picture of Helmaroc King at the same time (don't ask how) when He finally cracks

HK:Ok ok. I'll give you the Thingy. Just dont drop my mask man, put away that camera man, and hang up, man.

GF7:Ok

Me and Helmaroc King trade the Thingy and his mask. After that I warp to the Dark World.

[VG_Addict]

Link finds you there and kills you. He gives me the Thingy and I go to Gamelon.

[Infernal Dragoon]

My old friend Goblin Ninja comes and revives me.

GF7:Why did Link kill me like that? I thought we were friends

Goblin Ninja:Well it's most definitely not because you turned into a Dinolfos

GF7:Thats what I get for warping into Dark World without the Moon Pearl I suppose.

I warp back to the Light World and use the Thingy Scouter, following its trail I go to Gamelon AKA the World that Never Was.

GF7:Interesting this place is full of Youtube energy...Perfect for my Youtube Poop scrambler.

I activate the Yotube Poop Scrambler and this happens: YouTube - Youtube Poop:The King of Hyrule is DEAD! I'm Mario, VGA's Luigi and the Thingy is the Princess (the Thingy turned into the Princess because of the Youtube Poop Scrambler's effect).

I take the Thingy and go to Koridai AKA the Island that Doesn't Exist

[Frumie]

Then, suddenly, Gwonam (that magic carpet guy from the CD-i Zelda games) throws magical bombs at Gamefiend. I then hijack the magic carpet, steal the Thingy, and fly to Subcon and take the form of a pidgit.

[VG_Addict]

I drop by and set your magic carpet on fire. I take the Thingy and go to the moon.

[Infernal Dragoon]

I do this to you:ITCHY AND SCRATCHY MOVIE!!! (Im itchy)

The Thingy falls at my feet, I take it and go to Hollow Bastion

[VG_Addict]

I go there and do this to you:


Gametrailers.com - ScrewAttack - Angry Video Game Nerd: Bugs Bunny's Birthday Blowout

(I'm the AVGN and Gamefiend is Bugs.)


I take the Thingy and go to Weyward.

[Infernal Dragoon]

You get lost there and eventually die of starvation I take the Thingy and warp to Oogie Boogie's place where me and Oogie Boogie play poker.

OB:Now GF7, I want a nice and dirty game with plenty of backstabbing ,cheating, and overload amp powerups

GF7:You got it.

[VG_Addict]

Jack Skellington beats you and Oogie up. I take the Thingy and go to Bel-Air.