In the Next Issue of NC Comics: What IS the Thingy?

Infernal Dragoon · #301

I pay Snoopy industrial grade dog treats to get the Thingy and he runs into his dog house and comes out dressed as Maverick from Top Gun. He climbs up on top of his dog house and it flies away. Snoopy flies to where VGA is and bombs the living crap out of him, He then swoops down and grabs the Thingy then flies back, lands, then give me the Thingy and a salute then climbs up top of his dog house and sleeps on it.

DR.Death · #302

after walking a few paces you hear scratching you look down and see dents in the thingy it bursts open and a scorpion jumps out on to you and begins ripping into your stomach a few seconds later it jumps out and scurries under a rock you manage to mutter oops before falling over back at snoopys dog house i walk up and he tosses me the real thingy and i toss him a sac of dog treats and i port to brinstar

Infernal Dragoon · #303

The Space Pirates discover you then kill you. They then find me then go back to Zebes and patch me up and also give me some cybernetic powerups like powerfull weapons and bad@$$ looking armor. When I wake up I find the Thingy next to me. I walk up to one of the scientist and ask
GF7:Why did you save me?
Space Pirate Scientist:It was Ridley's idea, he said it was for helping with destroying that colony K-2L.
GF7:Oh yeah, I remember that. Those were good times. How about I join you guys
Ridley walks up from where he was standing and says
Ridley:Sure, in fact thats why I had you brought here. Since you were so powerful I had what was left of you brought here and we put you back together and also gave you some new weapons.
GF7: *arm turns into plasma gun* Sweeeeeet

Ridley:Not like you have much of a choice anyway. Now lets get to training
GF7:Sure thing Ridley
Ridley:Captain Ridley
And so my training as a space pirate begins
Ridley: ok trainings done.
GF7:well that was fast.

VG_Addict · #304

I take the Thingy when nobody's looking and go to Springfield where I meet Bart and Homer.

Infernal Dragoon · #305

Then all of a sudden Bart and Homer attack VGA. Bart uses his old combo of beating VGA senseless with his skateboard and shooting him down with a slingshot while homer maces him good. I appear and give Homer a crate full of donuts and Bart a crate full of cherry bombs and they give me the Thingy. I then warp to the 7 star cafe found at the end of the universe.

VG_Addict · #306

The cafe explodes and you die. I'm then taken to the hospital and have the Thingy with me.

VGA: Am I going to be OK doctor?

Doctor: You'll be fine VGA. But we've discovered something.

VGA: What?

Doctor: You're part wolf.

VGA: Really?! Cool!

I take the Thingy and start honing my wolf powers.

DR.Death · #307

a hunter comes and shoots you with a 72 cal he takes the thingy and sells it at a pawn shop i come by and grab it i then port to the under city

VG_Addict · #308

You get hit by a wrecking ball so hard it knocks you in half. I take the Thingy and hide behind my computer desk.

DR.Death · #309

you get attacked by dust bunnies and beaten to death by stray computer viruses i manage to sew my self together using a tooth pick a spoon and tooth paste i then take the thingy and dance on one foot with 7 pieces of gum on my face singing the im just me song with homsar

VG_Addict · #310

I beat the crap outta you, then hang you with your own intestines. I take the Thingy and hide in a dumpster.

Infernal Dragoon · #311

Rats appear then crawl all over you. All thats left is your skeleton when they leave. They leave the dumpster and scamper into a hole. I go up to that hole and throw all purpose bait in front a rat comes out to get the bait and notices me.

Rat:Thats good stuff. so what do you want

GF7:The Thingy

Rat:Thats 200 Rupies

GF7:HEY! I just gave you a hole scoop of all purpose bait! Fine. Here!

Rat:Here you go sweetie

GF7:You better be a girl rat. :\ *takes Thingy*

I warp to my air base where Storm Eagle thinks he's Maverick, Overdrive Ostrich thinks he Goose, and Iceman thinks he's well... Iceman...

DR.Death · #312

you get sued to death by top gun i walk up and and take the thingy from your cold dead soggy wet corpse i then invest in starbucks and become a nickel richer then bill gates

Microphone_Kirby · #313

Bill Gates comes to "buy you out". There's nothing left but you and the thingy, but the thingy left town - with me. I get out of there using my Warpstar.

DR.Death · #314

you land at a bar and buy a beer ignoring the bartenders plee you drive the warpstar you crash horrible and burn to death i walk up spit on you corpse and take the thingy cradleing it like it was a living baby

Infernal Dragoon · #315

But then when Dr. Death looks down he realizes its Bowser Jr. holding the Thingy, he kick's Dr.Death's teeth in, jumps out of his arms and pulls out a Bowser Themed Walkie talkie and growls in it. All of a sudden 8 Doom-Class Koopa Airships appear commandeered by the other 7 of Bowser's kids and myself. I drop the anchor which crushes Dr.Death And Bowser Jr. Climbs up the Anchor and goes back to being captain of his airship again. Just then Bowser's Flying Fortress appears and we all bomb the town to China and back. We then celebrate by having a party with, nachos, beer, and the moral of the story is gentalmen: Making out with Kylie Koopa is very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very awesome! ^_^

Microphone_Kirby · #316

I decide to go to that awesome party at Bowser's Flying fortress. No, that's it. I want to party too! Forget the thingy, I want some of those Nachos, beer, and Kylie Koopa!!! ^_^

VG_Addict · #317

Unknown to everyone, I planted a bomb in the back of the ship, which should go off in 3...2....1......KABOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Thingy lands right in front of me. I take it and go watch the Matrix trilogy back-to-back-to-back.

Infernal Dragoon · #318

Suddenly VGA notices coming through the doors in the TV is...Me in Neo's attire and Kylie Koopa in Trinities attire (and a matching black cap). He tries to shoot me but I dodge the bullets, he then points the gun to my head but then Kylie puts her gun against his head and says

Kylie:dodge this.

As she pulls the trigger VGA wakes up on the couch and shaking his head he turns of the TV. Suddenly the door opens to reveal *gasp* Neo GF7 and Trinity Kylie Koopa!

Kylie:There's still one thing I don't understand. Weren't you banned from Hot Topic for life after blowing up their store?

GF7:That's what mind dominating powers are for. Wait, who's apartment is this?

We then notice VGA jump from the couch screaming and pointing at us then jumping out the window

Kylie: o_O

GF7: ...

We leave the apartment and go eat at Waffle House.

VG_Addict · #319

Fortunately, I still have the Thingy, and I poisoned your waffles and you die. I go to Dr. Donez's house and we play on the Wii together.

Infernal Dragoon · #320

I come in riding on Overdrive Ostrich Joust Style. After killing VGA and Dr.Donez by jumping over them and kicking off their heads and then we then swoop by again and I take the Thingy. All of a sudden a Pterodactyl from the aforementioned arcade game swoops down for an instant kill tackle. Overdrive fires his sonic slicers and he's cut in half we run into West City and I jump off Overdrive with the Thingy.

GF7:Thanks for the help Overdrive. Since we're here lets do something

Overdrive: (obviously hyper) Iwantsomecoffiedoyouwantcoffie?!

GF7:don't you think you had en-

Overdrive:*eyes flash red*

GF7: O_O Ok lets get some coffee at that convenient Starbux.