In the Next Issue of NC Comics: What IS the Thingy?

[VG_Addict]

I take you out of my head with a Q-Tip. I take the Thingy and hide behind the spoilers for 300.

[Infernal Dragoon]

I burn away the spoilers for 300 because I hate spoilers that much. Then I notice the Thingy in a pile of ash. I take it and take the next Robo-Dragon to the Maverick Hideout.

[zepatient]

I go KABEWM on the Maverick Hideout and take thingy to the over nine-thousand (ho-ho) coin bank I have on Brinstar.

[Infernal Dragoon]

Your about to put the Thingy in the bank when you feel something very big and heavy ram into you. Your sent flying into the wall, when you look up you see Ridley. He screeches at you then readies another ramming attack. You dodge out of the way but he just turns around and rams you with another attack. With your health dangerously low you decide to take the offensive and try to attack. You go at him when he's screeching. But what Ridley was really doing was opening his mouth for his ultrathermal flamestrike. You get burned to a dust spec. I appear and Ridley gives me the Thingy. I take it from him and we go party with Kraid, Phantoon, Draygon, and the other space pirates.
As for Mother Brain. I assume she's enjoying the party...Its hard to tell what she's thinking.

[VG_Addict]

Me and Samus come in and crash the party. I take the Thingy and go to the Portal from Mortal Kombat.

[Infernal Dragoon]

I appear right in front of you and say

GF7:VGA, Allow me to show you my good friends... The Cyborg Ninja Bros.! Cyrax, Sektor, and Smoke!

The 3 Cyborgs appear and one apocalyptic battle later your down to 1% health

Narrator:Finish Him!

All 3 Cyborg Ninjas run up to VGA and suddenly stop.Then the screen fades black. Shortly after that they break apart and their pieces fuse together to make a giant blue cyborg ninja who unleashes an entire barrage of missiles, bombs, and toxic gas clouds. All thats left of VGA are bloody skeleton feet and the Thingy. They form back to their original forms and do their victory pose.

Narrator:Cyborg Trio Wins! Flawless Victory! Fatality!

I run up and get the Thingy from VGA's remains

[DR.Death]

Me Sub-zero and Scorpio jump from behind a maniacal looking bush Sub-Zero freezes GF7 then begins attacking cyrax then Scorpio fights sektor and i fight smoke after the battle we all do our best attack on the frozen ice block that is GF7 i then take the thingy and *static*

[Infernal Dragoon]

The reason why it cut off early there was because Goro and Kintaro jump on top of Sub-Zero and Scorpion while Sheeva beats the ever loving crap out of Dr. Death.By that time Sub Zero's ice attack's effect wore off on me, I use a mega potion to heal my wounds and take the Thingy.

[VG_Addict]

Shao Kahn and Onaga come in and beat the crap out of everyone.

Announcer: FINISH THEM!


Shao Kahn throws Sektor to Onaga, who decapitates him with a thunderous clothesline. Shao Kahn then smashes Cyrax's head in with his hammer. Onaga lifts Smoke over his head, then breaks him in half. Onaga then rips off 3 of Goro's arms, then uses the last one to rip his heart out with it. Onaga then uppercuts Kintaro onto the rocks below where he gets impaled on one of them. Onaga then slices Sub-Zero into pieces. Shao Kahn grabs Scorpion, while Onaga grabs Gamefiend. They then go to opposite ends of the stage.

Shao Kahn: Ready Onaga?

Onaga: Ready Kahn.

Shao Kahn and Onaga then run towards each other until they run into each other like a human battering ram. Just before they touch, Scorpion and Gamefiend scream as they slam into each other. Their heads fly into the air until they land in the center of the stage as blood spews out of their necks.

Announcer: Shao Kahn and Onaga win! Flawless Victories! Fatalities!

I then take the Thingy and go to South Park.

[Infernal Dragoon]

You see some furbies that appear rather sick... They look grumpy as well.

What ever happened to those furbies? Well in this deleted scene you can see that my sewer kraken's tenticles come out of several manholes and grab these furbies who manage to squeak "Uh oh!" before getting dragged into the sewers, a few moments later you can hear the crunching sounds of furbies getting eaten then the manhole opens up and furby bones come flying out of it and into a neat pile.



Now that thats over with lets talk about what happens to VGA in South Park. He was hiding in the woods when Ned and Jimbo spotted him while hunting

Jimbo:Look, Ned! A Video Game Addict! Those are really rare

Ned:Mmmmyep, Jimbo. they sure are.

Jimbo:Its coming right for us!

Jimbo takes out a sniper rifle with 50 cal. DU tip bullets and blows VGA's head clean off. I walk up and say

GF7:Nice shot

Ned:Mmmthanks kid. *notices Thingy* Hey whats this?

Jimbo: Dosen't look important.

GF7:I'll pay you 5 bucks for that

Jimbo: Deal

Ned:Mmmmhere you go. *gives me Thingy*

GF7:thanks, see ya *warps away*

Jimbo:Haha sucker

Ned:Mmmyep, we sure did rip him off

GF7:*warps on base on Mercury* Hehehe sucker, I sure did rip them off

[VG_Addict]

Through a series of events, I take the Thingy and go to Hot Topic.

[X-3]

I fire a Shadow Arrow through the head of VGA, killing him and slowly eating his body. I take the THingy and run.

[Infernal Dragoon]

X-3 runs into a land mine which blows his legs off. The Thingy lands right in front of him, frustratingly just out of reach. I walk up and notice the legless X-3 and the Thingy, I pick it up and look at it. Then I show X-3 the Thingy and ask?

GF7:You want it?

X-3 nods, still moaning and trying to stop the bleeding from his leg stumps

GF7:Well here you go

I hand him the Thingy and walk away. As X-3 lies there clutching the thingy with his face mixed with excruciating pain and happiness he suddenly hears beeping. He pulls off the Thingy label and underneath it was the Trappy label and a digital timer that was saying T-3, T-2, T-1

The scene than switches to me looking at Hot Topic off at a distance and then... Well lets just say that Hot Topic became a new sun for a few seconds.

[Microphone_Kirby]

I look at Hot Topic from a different Area when it "became a new Sun".

MK: Oooooooooooh, preety lights...

Then Gamefiend7 walks by laughing, palming the thingy. The thingy interests MK, getting ready to pounce, but...

GF7: Who the heck are you?
MK: Uhhhhhhh, just somebody unimportant, watching the sunset...
GF7: You Like?
*MK & GF7 approach each other*
MK: That was YOU???
GF7: Sure was! Now, you want this?!?!?! *GF7 stares Menacingly at MK*
MK (Fearfully): Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... noooooooo...
GF7: Good. Now get out of my way!!!!
MK: OK!

Little does Gamefiend7 know that MK swiped the thingy and replaced it with only a look-alike. MK is long gone before Gamefiend7 discovers the truth...

[Infernal Dragoon]

Little does MK know that I was well aware this was a fake and I let him take it from me. As he walked down the road he notices hissing coming from the Thingy. It reveals itself to be the Trappy and a claw comes out of it. It boars itself into MK's chest and tears out his heart. Meanwhile I'm holding the real Thingy laughing my head off at MK's screaming which can be heard at where I'm at.

[VG_Addict]

I come in and beat the crap out of Gamefiend, take the Thingy and hide in the toilet.

[Infernal Dragoon]

I flush the toilet and VGA gets sucked in. The Thingy is flown up in the air and spins in midair. I take it and sit down and play Metroid Prime 3.

Meanwhile VGA lands in the sewer. Suddenly he hears banging coming from some giant iron gates. They dent and then break open but nothing comes out. no water, no monster, nothing. Then he feels something slither across his leg. Then all of a sudden a giant tenticle comes out and wraps itself around VGA. Then the floor breaks open to reveal my pet Sewer Kraken.

Back at my house VGA's acid drenched bones fly up from my toilet.

GF7:Ugh... I wish he would stop doing that.*takes bones and throws them into the garbage incenerator*

[VG_Addict]

*VGA appears out of nowhere*

VGA: Ha! Fool, that was my clone you just killed!


Me and Gamefiend get into an epic battle. After a while, I win and take the Thingy and hide in the White House.

[Infernal Dragoon]

The secret service injects VGA with a lethal dose of nicotine and he dies (of course). After I give the president a generous amount of "donation money" he gives me the Thingy. After that I warp to Raccoon City and use my necromancy to have the zombies that roam there work for me. I have them defend the Thingy in a vault which is only opened with a lion crest, a tiger crest, and a bear crest, and they have the crests in locked doors which require unique keys to open them and they put the keys in booby trapped areas, such as something ambushing the next idiot to get that key

[VG_Addict]

Leon Kennedy comes in and kills all the zombies, grabs the Thingy, gives it to me, and I go to the Peanuts world.