In the Next Issue of NC Comics: What IS the Thingy?

[Frumie]

Two badniks find VGA on board. They flush him down the space toilet into space, without the thingy. The two badniks are actually me and O'Chunks dressed up like robots. I then grab the thingy, get two badniks (Scratch and Grounder) to go into my team after a 1 minute long sconversation, and go into a escape pod to Planet Gotchi (dressed up in cheap Masktchi costumes).

[VG_Addict]

Sonic comes in and beats up Scratch and Grounder. I take the Thingy and go to Varrok Square in Gunjin.

[Rainbow Dash]

I once again bend time and space to my will, by warping to Varrok Square and tripping UltimateGamer as he runs past. I then grab the thingy and warp to the bottom of one of the Pits of 100 Trials.

[DR.Death]

when you were bending time and space you got a strange alien tumor in your brain and you die almost instantly i find the thingy on the floor i take it and walk away to the mars base and party with the doom monsters

[VG_Addict]

I use my ninja skills to take the Thingy and hide in an unbreakable portal.

[Greenmarioman]

i implode the portal and take the thingy to Panfans house.

[Apiary Tazy]

Panfan kills you and takes the thingy

[Infernal Dragoon]

GF7:Looks like I'll need help on this one. I'll get Sonic Team!

Battle Droid:Sir, there with VGA.

GF7: Dark Team!

Battle Droid: On vacation sir.

GF7: Rose Team

Battle Droid: Chasing Sonic Team.

GF7:Team Chaotix?

Battle Droid: AFK

GF7: Well crap.... Is there anyone available?

Battle Droid: Let me check *looks on computer* Team Robotnik

GF7: Well since there the only ones available bring them in

A moment later the door opens to reveal Scratch, Grounder, and Monkey Badnik

GF7: Well I know you two but whos the monkey

???:The Name's Coconuts. And I throw...

GF7:Let me guess...Crap?

Coconuts:No! Coconuts!

GF7: >:\ coconuts...

Coconuts:FILLED WITH NITRO GLYCERIN! MWAHAHAHAHA *throws a coconut which makes a huge crater in the floor*

GF7:Well I suppose that will do...Now heres what you do. You go get the Thingy.

Scratch:Whats in it for us?

GF7:Umm...The pride of accomplishment?

Scratch:Not good enough

GF7:I'll convince Dr.Eggman to give you your jobs back?

Scratch:No way! We're not working for that Fat B@$T3RD ever again!

GF7: What about jobs with his rival. Dr. Wily?

Scratch:That'll do

GF7:Now go get the Thingy!

They go over to where Panfan is and after an intense fight involving oldschool moves they defeat Taz 10 and give me the Thingy and Dr. Wily gives them a ride to his new skull fortress.

DR.Wily:*holding the Thingy*Muhuhuahahahaha! Nice job you three. You really are much better than my other henchman, Bass.

Bass: T_T Robot Masters have feelings too *runs away crying*

Dr.Wily: Oh well, he's gone. Well you three are going to be my replacement second in command

Scratch Grounder and Coconuts: Yay!

Dr.Wily: Now go defend the 3rd section of the fortress right here *shows map and points to certain dot*

SGaC:Yes sir!

Dr.Wily:Gamefiend. You dont mind if I hold on to the Thingy do you?I want to study it

GF7:No not at all. Can I stay here? I'll help you defeat megaman if he comes here.

Dr. Wily: Allright then.

Dr.Wily and I then both study the Thingy

[VG_Addict]

I somehow run into Bass.


Me: Hey Bass, what brings you here?


Bass: *In between sobs* Wily was mean to me!!!!

Me: That's too bad. How would you like to join me? I'll help you get back at Wily.

Bass: It's a deal!!!

Me, Mario, Sonic and Bass take the Thingy from Gamefiend and Wily and bring it back to our base.

[Apiary Tazy]

^^ I wasn't there, PANFAN took the thingy

[Infernal Dragoon]

I edited it just a few minuites after I posted. Read it again

Wily: Arrgh! That Traitor Bass! Scratch, Grounder, Coconuts, GF7. Get the Thingy Back

GF7: Dont talk to me like you do to your minions!

Wily:Just get the Thingy!

Me, Scratch, Grounder, Coconuts, Doc Bot, and Darkman then go and beat up VGA,Sonic, and Bass. We take the Thingy and give it back to Dr. Wily to research it some more

GF7:so when we find out what the Thingy is we'll split the money...

Suddenly Meta Ridley appears

Meta Ridley: Didnt we find out what the Thingy was?

GF7:Yeah but Tehdarkness reset everything including the research we did. We'll have to start from scratch.

[VG_Addict]

Me, Mario, Sonic, Bass, Cloud and Squall come in and fight Gamefiend and his allies. After an epic 8-hour fight, we win and I take the Thingy and go back to our base.

[Rainbow Dash]

I use my power of uber idiot ignoritude to ignore VGA's post entirely and take the thingy.

[VG_Addict]

I trip you when you run with the Thingy. I take the Thingy and go to the Netherrealm.

[Infernal Dragoon]

You going to the Neatherrelm causes you to burst into flames and die. I appear and take the Thingy from you and absorb the flames that appear on me then warp to The Inferno to satisfy my firey addiction.

[Infernal Dragoon]

*Neuralizer flash* You never saw anything. This second post was a mistake. And you do not want the Thingy.Not like you can get there Im still in The Inferno.

[VG_Addict]

I sneak up behind you and take the Thingy and go to where Salad Fingers lives.

[Infernal Dragoon]

I summon the army of cake fingers and their tastiness triumphs over the salad fingers healthiness. I warp in and uppercut you with Golden Gauntlets, sending you to the MOOOOOOOON! The Thingy is where you were standing and I pick it up and eat at Waffle House.

[DR.Death]

for no reason at all you order magma brewed coffie and you burn your tounge off just looking at it at the hospital somone trips over your life support and you die in your will you leave me the thingy and a half baked cookie i then eat the cookie and fly away (the cookie gave me flying powers)

[Frumie]

After slapping Dr. Death for doing drugs (obviously, the above post was caused by massive druggage), I take the thingy from his left pocket. I then hid in the next poster's head.