In the Next Issue of NC Comics: What IS the Thingy?

[VG_Addict]

I bury you in the sand. I take the Thingy and go to Fairyworld.

[X-3]

Suddenly, I arrive in Fairyworld, in one of my violent moods. After a few hours of violence, I find the Thingy, in the hands of your bloody corpse.

I stuff it into a cannon, and fire it into the sun, then go back to killing fairies.

[VG_Addict]

Me: Cosmo! Wanda! I wish I had the Thingy!


I get the Thingy and then wish X-3 were in a black hole for all eternity then I go to the arcade at the mall.

[X-3]

I appear at the arcade out of no where.

VGA: Damn, that's cheap.
X-3: VGA HAS FAIRTY GOD PARENTS!

After you are left defenseless, I pull out my sword...

Later, I walk out of the arcade with the Thingy in my hands, while I whistle some tunes.

[VG_Addict]

Suddenly, a piano falls on you. I take the Thingy and go to Free Country, USA. (The place where Homestar lives)

[Infernal Dragoon]

I tell Bubs you ate his chicken wings and he shotguns you. I take the Thingy and stuff it in Homsar.

[VG_Addict]

Strong Bad drops a Heavy Lourde on Homsar. I take the Thingy and hide in the Halberd.

[Infernal Dragoon]

Unfortunatley Meta Knight is my best friend and he sends his minions to you. They kill you and take the Thingy. The Halberd and The Icy Claw meet somewhere in space and he sends me the Thingy.

[X-3]

However, little did you know, Meta wanted the Thingy to himself, so he sends you a bomb instead. The bomb explodes, completely destroying the Ice Claw. I then infiltrate the Halberd, slay Meta Knight, and grab the Thingy. I escape through a escape capsule after defeating many of his minions. then I hide somewhere in California. Just because.

[Greenmarioman]

californi has an earthquake and gets seperated from america. It sinks, and the Thingy floats up to the top. I take it, and hide in the mountian hotel.

[Infernal Dragoon]

Im at the foot of the mountain standing there doing nothing. I casually kick a small pebble upwards and it tumbles into the dormant volcano core (did I mention that mountain is a dormant volcano?) the pebble hits a certain pressure point inside and it becomes active and blows its top off, destroying the hotel on top of it and killing all inside in the process. I find the Thingy in a river of lava and jump in and take it (I'm immune to all types of fire attacks so I'm unaffected) After that I go swimming in the lava and become more powerful by absorbing it

[VG_Addict]

I turn the lava into acid and you die. I take the Thingy and hide in an interdimensional portal.

[Infernal Dragoon]

I use an interdimensional shambler which tears you apart and then summon the Thingy to me.I then try to warp to the Rabbid's home planet and transform myself into Gamerabbid7 and play their super awesome mini games.

[VG_Addict]

Suddenly the Rabbids go crazy and tear you apart Monty Python style. I take the Thingy and go watch some anime on YouTube.

[Infernal Dragoon]

Suddenly the anime switches to this:Youtube Poop - No!

While you stand there in total shock I pop up from a hole and take the Thingy then go back in just as quickly.

[VG_Addict]

That hole just happens to be a black hole and you get torn apart. I take the Thingy and hide in the Cheatball. (The space ship, not the character.)

[Infernal Dragoon]

Suddenly a black hole appears and a large Tronlike hand comes out of the black hole and pulls you in. Inside you see that the person holding you is a giant binary code covered me. I fire laser beams at you which causes your head to flip upside down and die then take the Thingy and revert back to my original form by pressing a giant reset button and back in my base on Mercury.

[VG_Addict]

I go to your base and punch you in the nose, knocking you out. I take the Thingy and go to 20X6.

[Infernal Dragoon]

Megaman warps to Planet K and finds Stinkoman. Both robot masters stare each other for a bit and Megaman finally says

Megaman:Stinkoman, you must be another one of Wily's robot masters

Stinkoman:Wily? Who's Wily, squeaky?

Megaman: What did you just call me?!

Stinkoman:your voice, its squeaky.

Megaman: -_-# Keep it up! I dare ya! I'm about to overload my aggression inhibitors!

Stinkoman:What do you mean by that squeaky?

Megaman: *small chip on Megaman's neck suddenly labled aggression inhinbitor suddenly shoots out sparks and explodes* Your dead!

Stinkoman:What? Is that a challange?! Are you asking for a chalaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaange?!

Megaman: Darn right I am.

Stinkoman: Allright lets do this!

Suddenly the words Ready! appear in the sky then it changes to GO!

Megaman pulls out his mega buster while Stinkoman powers up via Double Deuce, then megaman fires some normal shots and Stinkoman counters with his fist fireball attacks. Then Megaman switches to Gutsman's power arm and reaches for the thing closest to him to chuck at Stinkoman which was VGA and tosses him at Stinko. Stinkoman dodges and VGA explodes in a matter not unlike that of other robot masters. The Thingy flies next to me and I pick it up and watch the fight.

[VG_Addict]

You get hit by a stray Mega Blast and die. I take the Thingy and watch the fight from Space Colony ARK.