I have no RPGs to play :(
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I doubt Jay's got a taste for Western RPGs (in spite of how awesome Oblivion is).
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Look man I don't know how it works! Some people have never played Elder Scrolls or any BioWare RPGs! They just haven't! It's like something inside of them is broken.
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BioWare RPGs are abundantly available on the original Xbox.Kargath wrote:^Or their video card is.
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But they don't have to play Bioware/Elder Scrolls titles; the obvious superiority of nonlinear Western-style RPGs has caused them to spring up on occasion even in the Land of the [strike]Bishounen Prettyboy With Mysterious Past[/strike] Rising Sun. Case in point--GODDAMN METAL GODDAMN SAGA GODDAMN. (I made 'Metal Saga' the meat in a Big Mac-style sandwich with GODDAMN for bread, just in case my suggestion earlier was too subtle.)
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Metal Saga you say. Western style you say!
What system is that? Tell me about this game.
What system is that? Tell me about this game.
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'Metal Saga' is a crazy-ass RPG released last year for the PS2. You drive around the bleak desert landscape of a post-apocalytic future in mega-customizable tanks, eking out a living by killing bizarro monsters, hunting outlaws for bounty. and salvaging things from old ruins. The game is super nonlinear; there's little pressure to pursue the main quest. Weirdness abounds--it's 'Mad Max' by way of Monty Python, and it's excellent. If you see a copy on the cheap somewhere, I highly recommend snouking it.
(EDIT: Just found the 'Metal Slug' trailer at YouTube. Check it out and tell me this game doesn't look like the cat's pajamas.)
(EDIT: Just found the 'Metal Slug' trailer at YouTube. Check it out and tell me this game doesn't look like the cat's pajamas.)
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That does, indeed, looks like the cat's pajamas. I will look into this. But! Big but: you need to look into this, Boo, because it is the distilled essence of everything that was good in the nineties. Ball-bustingly difficult, hilarious, a parody of gaming in the nineties, and totally rad. Not an RPG, but I mentioned it earlier in the topic.Booyakasha wrote:'Metal Saga' is a crazy-ass RPG released last year for the PS2. You drive around the bleak desert landscape of a post-apocalytic future in mega-customizable tanks, eking out a living by killing bizarro monsters, hunting outlaws for bounty. and salvaging things from old ruins. The game is super nonlinear; there's little pressure to pursue the main quest. Weirdness abounds--it's 'Mad Max' by way of Monty Python, and it's excellent. If you see a copy on the cheap somewhere, I highly recommend snouking it.
(EDIT: Just found the 'Metal Slug' trailer at YouTube. Check it out and tell me this game doesn't look like the cat's pajamas.)
That video doesn't really capture the craziness of the game, or the awesomeness, but the fact that one of your super moves is kicking your opponents in the balls says something in and of itself.
[EDIT: If you don't mind being (very mildly) spoiled in a game where the plot doesn't matter, the credits really phrase it all better.]
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