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Post by Sim Kid » Sat Jun 16, 2007 10:40 pm

Sephiroth "sucks" because he looks way too feminine to be male. Like Vaan.

...that, and in Advent children, he wears black lipstick. BLACK LIPSTICK. (And yes, so does Kadaj...the other two Jenova's Witnesses as well, probably) The only other villain to do that was Kuja. I know Ramirez (Skies of Arcadia) may be a Sephiroth-inspired Bishounen, but he at least looked male.


Part of it is also the fanbase...Riku doesn't seem so cool to me anymore thanks to meeting Kingdom Hearts fans. (And seeing perverse fanart...)

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Post by Crazyswordsman » Sat Jun 16, 2007 10:59 pm

^Seph sucks more because of his fanboy legion. That's his biggest problem.

hey, were you the "RRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!" guy?

My favs were always the classic "LLLUUUCCCCCCAAA!!!" and "CRONO'S MOM!" -CSM

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Post by Sim Kid » Sun Jun 17, 2007 2:56 am

I think that was Zak, wasn't it?


lol, Jay did "CRONO'S MOM!"? What is his obsession with her? XD

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Post by Crazyswordsman » Sun Jun 17, 2007 9:40 am

The same obsession we all have with her
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-CSM

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Post by Rainbow Dash » Thu Jun 21, 2007 1:43 am

blah

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Post by Galefore » Thu Jun 21, 2007 3:50 am

Sephiroth has a legion of fanbiys and fangirls. They worship him because he looked feminine and weilded a sword too long to be possible for a girly man. And he was not much of a villain, as evil is not supposed to look like the likes of Kuja and Sephiroth.

Therefore, I make my case.

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Post by Crazyswordsman » Thu Jun 21, 2007 6:10 am

No one worships the almighty CRONO, and HE has a long sword. This doesn't make any sence at all. -CSM

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Post by Valigarmander » Thu Jun 21, 2007 8:49 am

Val has a long sword too. ;)

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Post by Rainbow Dash » Thu Jun 21, 2007 9:43 am

Don't you mean a butter knife?

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Post by ChuckleHuck » Thu Jun 21, 2007 9:53 am

[QUOTE=CrazySwordsMan]Everyone's forgetting Squall.

And yes, Sephiroth sucks. His name is Cetran for "Suckage." -CSM[/QUOTE]

I see. Nice detail.

[QUOTE=Sim Kid]Sephiroth "sucks" because he looks way too feminine to be male. Like Vaan.

...that, and in Advent children, he wears black lipstick. BLACK LIPSTICK. (And yes, so does Kadaj...the other two Jenova's Witnesses as well, probably) The only other villain to do that was Kuja. I know Ramirez (Skies of Arcadia) may be a Sephiroth-inspired Bishounen, but he at least looked male.


Part of it is also the fanbase...Riku doesn't seem so cool to me anymore thanks to meeting Kingdom Hearts fans. (And seeing perverse fanart...)[/QUOTE]

Good point. Needs more detail.

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#31

Post by Nameless Author » Thu Jun 21, 2007 3:09 pm

Aeris.

She went and died after I went through all the trouble to get her Level 4 Limit Break.

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Post by Crazyswordsman » Thu Jun 21, 2007 3:54 pm

I think I brought up Aeris. -CSM

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#33

Post by Nameless Author » Thu Jun 21, 2007 4:02 pm

Haven't read this topic, just the first post.

Hours spent training that healer, and she has to go die while everyone forgets what a Phoenix Down is.

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#34

Post by 13jj9 » Sat Jul 07, 2007 3:08 pm

i think the worse part of the game is fighting weak goblins

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Post by Gumby dammit » Sun Jul 08, 2007 8:47 pm

Sora.

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Post by Crazyswordsman » Sun Jul 08, 2007 11:00 pm

Dammit I keep forgetting KH. Yeah Sora blows. As do Kairi and Riku (and Rikku for that matter...) -CSM

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Post by Perrin Aybara » Mon Jul 09, 2007 1:37 am

Everyone in both KHs blows.

Except for Roxas and Axel, who are awesome.

The first openly gay video game characters.

At least that I'm aware of.-jay

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Post by Crazyswordsman » Mon Jul 09, 2007 8:15 am

They suck too. -CSM

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