The Neglected Camping trip (Party)

Red mage · #1

Hi, welcome to the Neglected camping trip, as it is still warm out, we will make the most out of the warm weather by going camping. You will be required to bring:
1. 1 tent
2. 1 sleeping bag
3. 78 cans of Bug Spray (The only place we gan go camping in on such short notice is Good old Itchy Island, home of the nuclear mosquitoes)
4. 10 gallons of water (Water will be supplied, but it's best to bring your own too)

Also, remember the rules:
1. No DBZ (Installs Anti DBZ machine)
2. No starting a Flame war, anyone who does will be EXPELLED from the Neglected Camping trip.
3. No blowing up tents or setting anything on fire.
4. No killing (Unless we are hunting)
5. No stealing people's souls, soles, sols, towels, or doughnuts.

Keeping these rules in mind, let's begin!

Ed the Spamyard · #2

*drives over in a mobile home*

Ed: sorry but this is how close I could get to a tent... It was a blow out sale!

*goes back inside his mobile home, takes out a lawn chair, some lemonade and a bbq set*

Ed: Who wants hot dogs? Also anyone want to borrow my plasma rifle? comes very handy... [img]graemlins/pikasmd.gif[/img]

Black Skull Dragoshi · #3

BSD:*Jumps out of an airplane*Now to set up a tent.*sets up a tent then pulls out a GIGANTIC can of bug spray*This should be the equivalent of 120 cans.

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gamechamp3000 · #4

A bus drives out on a road nearby.

Gamechamp: Yes... I will ride this bus to the end and they stop at the bus station, then win I get there, I shall destroy it and build over it The Gamechamp Gaming Bus company!

Somebody the grabs Gamechamp and throws him to the back of the bus.

Melvin: You're not going to destroy anything on my watch!

Gamechamp: Must you always try to ruin my plans? You shall not win!

He pulls out throwing knifes and throws them at Melvin. They miss him greatly and hit the self-destruct button for the bus.

Both: Noooooooooooooo!!!!!

Melvin: Wait, why is it the bus driver hasn't noticed anything?

Gamechamp: Why is there even a self-destruct button on a bus?

Melvin: Well, there's no time for wondering! We need to get off here now!

They see the nearest door.

Both: I've got it!

They both end up trying to go in at the same time and get stuck.

Gamechamp:... oh no.

BOOM!

Gamechamp and Melvin are blasted in the air and land in different areas.

Gamechamp: Grrrrr... stupid Melvin! Wait a second...

He notices a sign for the camping trip.

Gamechamp: Due to recent events, that bus thing will have to wait... while I take-over/destoy this place and then make it into The Gamechamp Gaming Camp!

Gamechamp then joins the camp.

Black Skull Dragoshi · #5

BSD:*Pulls a sword of his backpack*I think it's time to go hunting!

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Lemonjello · #6

I'm terribly sorry, but this virgin forest is about to raped into a shopping center so that the Ring Of Power may profit. Leave now or be killed.

imported_jigglypuffer · #7

jigglypuffer arrives with the same bus as the one in NC Mountain Hotel, running over and destroying the machines that were supposed to build the shopping center.

jpfr: I know I´ve not been here very much lately, but I couldn´t resist going on a camping trip with the good old VGF guys.

Mosquitoes start attacking him.

jpfr: Massive hordes of nuclear mosquitoes? You can try, but you haven´t seen the swedish summers, you´re ineffective on me.
Now, where to put up the tent?

Black Skull Dragoshi · #8

BSD:*Using bug spray*

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imported_Parrakarry · #9

The Illuminati shall soon arrive.

Red mage · #10

Originally posted by Neo WarioVSWario:
I'm terribly sorry, but this virgin forest is about to raped into a shopping center so that the Ring Of Power may profit. Leave now or be killed.

I'll let that slip this time, but if a flame war starts because of that, then you will recieve a warning and you will later be expelled from the Neglected Camping trip. That goes for you too Douglas.

Me: Heh heh, I've got an idea. :Replaces BSD's bug spray with sugar water so he puts sugar water on himself:

BSD: AAAH! THE NUCLEAR MOSQUITOES ARE AFTER ME!!! NOOO!!!! :gets attacked by the Nuclear Mosquitoes:

Me: I'm sorry BSD, I didn't know that they liked that stuff. Sure you got a few bug bites, but they'll heal. Sure you may itch for the rest of the trip, but we've got Afterbite. And sure you got us both lost while chasing me and while being chased by the Nuclear Mosquitoes. But I'm sure we'll find our way back to camp, We've been though these waist deep bushes before, so we should be on the right track.

BSD: This had better not be poison Ivy we're waist deep in.

DrakMaerio · #11

WOAH HELL BE EXPELLED OH THE HORROR OF THAT HAPPENING

Ed the Spamyard · #12

^ it means every single post he makes will be ingnored and then the mods might get involed.. >_>

ANYWHO!!

*back to the frickin camp*

*Ed has finished his hotdog lunch and is now fishing at Rash Lake, this is <Itchy> Island ya know!*

Ed: lets see.. worms.. beetles... French Toast... ahh here we go! my special A+ Mega Fish Attracter putty! *puts some of the putty on the hook and fling it back, the hook latches onto GameChamp and flings him straight into the lake*

GC: AGHH!!! THEY ARE EATING ME ALIVE!! MOMMY!! AGHH!!

Ed:.... umm A18? you might happen to have a life saver?

*A18 holds up a packet of O shaped candy*

A18: you know that GC is drowning dont you?

Ed: *munch, munch* oh ummm... I was getting to that! *throws rocks at GC causing him to go down* problem solved! [img]graemlins/firedevil.gif[/img]

A18: ....you.. [img]graemlins/umm.gif[/img]

Ed: x_o eehhe...

[ September 05, 2003, 05:21 PM: Message edited by: Ed wields the Soul Calibur ]

tuatara · #13

*Appears out of nowhere*

I was going to be here also.

*brings his ghostly like tent and when he opened it, Zombies came out*

Members: A-aren't you afraid what came out?

Me: Nope.

Lemonjello · #14

Originally posted by Douglas of the 7 winds:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Insert PDN Here:
I'm terribly sorry, but this virgin forest is about to raped into a shopping center so that the Ring Of Power may profit. Leave now or be killed.

Douglas: Sorry, you can not destroy Itchy Island. It is official american property, and if you destroy it, then you will be in jail.</font>[/QUOTE]OMFG TEH OFFICIAL AMERICANANA POROPPEORTIES I DOE NOET WNAT TO BE IN JAYL MR SALGUD

"My...such a warning. The American government will be after me. I am so very scared!" said Lemonjello as he walked onto the camp ground flanked by two Ring Of Power Woodland Destroyers. The two ROP monstrosities began shredding the virgin forest as Lemonjello laughed. Then, Douglas approached. Before he could utter an extremely stupid incantation, four 9MM bullets had torn through his head. Douglas slumped to the ground as blood poured from his skull.

"Let this serve as warning, you foolish NC n00bs!"

DrakMaerio · #15

Phat the Pimpede walked towards King Bannete, one of the campers and an ex-Black Sun member. Phat holds his gun up to King Bannete's head and fires a single shot into his forehead. King Bannete flew backwards into his tent with blood dripping down his body. The zombies he let out earlier ran up to him and feasted on his body parts.

Lemonjello · #16

hahah teh newe ruelr of vgf haz arrived u n00b scum

i am \/\/v5w adn i am vgf'z n3we3 G0|)