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#41

Post by tuatara » Tue Apr 29, 2003 9:26 pm

Can you give me a sprite of me? A sprite of a golden space pirate from Super Metroid. Sorry if its not a question.
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#42

Post by Fred's Mom » Wed Apr 30, 2003 6:55 am

How could we have forgot the tent, food, water, and heat, when we brought all this Nesquick?

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#43

Post by blakyoshi7 » Wed Apr 30, 2003 2:06 pm

:eek: ?

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#44

Post by Introbulus » Thu May 01, 2003 11:38 am

:confused: ?
Now why would you look down here, anyway?

*Wishes he could change his name to \"Bowser: Terrorizing you ever since you didn\'t vote for him in 2004\"

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#45

Post by shish-ka-bob » Thu May 01, 2003 5:21 pm

If Febreeze and Duct Tape cannot fix sonething, why did we even try in the first place?

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#46

Post by Kool_Kid_Joe » Thu May 01, 2003 6:46 pm

Where is the Evil-Meat dude?
The official n00bie of SMBHQ.

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Post by Sarcasm will work for pants » Fri May 02, 2003 7:12 pm

Q)Let's see,3548736230 flying bananas plus 111111111 million fire flowers times pi equals...Wait!I forgot to carry the one to the other side of the room!
A)Please state your thing in the form of a question.

Q)Fishpaste!!!!!Can you help me???Please?!??!?!?!?
A)*shoots blakyoshi7*I don't know about him,but that sure helped me.

Q)Can you give me a sprite of me?
A)No,I'm too lazy.

Q)How could we have forgot the tent,food,water and heat,when we brought all this Nesquick?
A)I don't know,but my guess is that Nesquick rots the brain.

Q) :eek: ?
A) [img]tongue.gif[/img] .

Q) :confused: ?
A) :rolleyes: .

Q)If Febreeze and Duct Tape cannot fix something,why did we even try in the first place?
A)I don't know.Now let's try orange juice and moth balls!

Q)Where is the Evil-Meat dude?
A)At the Evil-Meat place.Where else?
Is light years distance or time?I mean,think about it,it takes ONE YEAR for light to get from a certain point to another certain point,so 1 light year=1 year!But it\'s used to measure distance,not time,for some reason...

Anyone else confused?

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#48

Post by Yoshimaster007 » Fri May 02, 2003 7:36 pm

Why is VGF?

Where is the salmon Shane says not to eat?

What happened to the dodo?

Why are you sarcastic?

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#49

Post by Fred's Mom » Fri May 02, 2003 9:01 pm

eh?

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#50

Post by Fred's Mom » Fri May 02, 2003 11:02 pm

Why do you lose?

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Post by Sarcasm will work for pants » Sat May 03, 2003 11:08 am

Q)Why is VGF?
A)VGF?Very Good Farts?

Q)Where is the salmon Shane says not to eat?
A)Behind you.No,I'm serious.And it has a knife.

Q)What happened to the dodo?
A)You should know,you dodo.

Q)Why are you sarcastic?
A)I'm not.Sarcasm is just a cool name.

Q)eh?
A)he.

Q)Why do you lose?
A)Because I'm terrible at pineapple soccer.
Is light years distance or time?I mean,think about it,it takes ONE YEAR for light to get from a certain point to another certain point,so 1 light year=1 year!But it\'s used to measure distance,not time,for some reason...

Anyone else confused?

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Post by Introbulus » Sat May 03, 2003 4:28 pm

Does the Earth really revolve around the Sun?

A tiger in Africa?

What does 2+2 equal?

How did we all die at the same time?

Can I have my hat back?
Now why would you look down here, anyway?

*Wishes he could change his name to \"Bowser: Terrorizing you ever since you didn\'t vote for him in 2004\"

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Post by blakyoshi7 » Sat May 03, 2003 11:11 pm

lsdnlchkmdwcj;oisnk fdw;jdsajkdq sdkjic clkjdscsal?

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Post by Sarcasm will work for pants » Sun May 04, 2003 12:04 pm

Q)Does the Earth really revolve around the sun?
A)Yes.Now leave me be.

Q)A tiger in Africa?
A)I said,LEAVE ME BE!!!

Q)What does 2+2 equal?
A)4.Now LEAVE ME BEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

Q)How did we all die at the same time?
A)Your dead?Good.

Q)Can I have my hat back?
A)NO!NOW SHUT UP AND LEAVE ME BE!!!PLEASE!!!

Q)(insert random gibberish here)?
A)*kills himself*
Is light years distance or time?I mean,think about it,it takes ONE YEAR for light to get from a certain point to another certain point,so 1 light year=1 year!But it\'s used to measure distance,not time,for some reason...

Anyone else confused?

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#55

Post by Fred's Mom » Sun May 04, 2003 12:33 pm

Will kids ever stop saying the darndest things?

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#56

Post by blakyoshi7 » Sun May 04, 2003 12:57 pm

Why does 3947378328 times 77494239674 equal 111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111 1111111111111?

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Post by WillTheExtraGuy » Sun May 04, 2003 3:19 pm

1. Hamtaro just conquered the world and told me to get him a military uniform. Should I get a red uniform or a blue one covered in piss?

2. If Lupus became gay and asked to have *** with you, Hamtaro was ruler of the world, and Homer Simpson quit drinking, what would you do?

3. I like pie.

4. I like pie again.

5. I like pie again again.

[ May 12, 2003, 02:41 PM: Message edited by: Sir Fusion the Enforcer ]

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#58

Post by Introbulus » Sun May 04, 2003 10:23 pm

^OOC: Fusion, you've asked too many questions. There are preset limits to the number of questions you can ask. Go back to the first page of this topic and try again.

Why do you have my hat anyway?

Red fish, or blue fish?

Do you like my hat?

Are you a doctor?

Give me my hat back, OR ELSE?
Now why would you look down here, anyway?

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#59

Post by blakyoshi7 » Mon May 05, 2003 3:38 pm

Why is there soup in my fly?

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