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Post by Destiny Haunter » Sat Apr 19, 2003 9:55 pm

Where's your life?

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Post by Sarcasm will work for pants » Sat Apr 19, 2003 10:32 pm

Q)Where's your life?
A)...What?Um,well...LOOK BEHIND YOU!*runs*
Is light years distance or time?I mean,think about it,it takes ONE YEAR for light to get from a certain point to another certain point,so 1 light year=1 year!But it\'s used to measure distance,not time,for some reason...

Anyone else confused?

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Post by Fred's Mom » Sun Apr 20, 2003 10:42 am

Q) Will you turn that music down?

Q) WHAT'S GOING ON BACK THERE?!

Q) If the earth is really round, is it not a bowling pin?

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Post by Sarcasm will work for pants » Sun Apr 20, 2003 11:18 am

Q)Will you turn that music down?
A)No.

Q)WHAT'S GOING ON BACK THERE?!
A)Er,nothing...why do you ask?

Q)If the Earth is really round,is it not a bowling pin?
A)Yep,and once the big guy gets the 9 planets and the sun in the perfect spots...
Is light years distance or time?I mean,think about it,it takes ONE YEAR for light to get from a certain point to another certain point,so 1 light year=1 year!But it\'s used to measure distance,not time,for some reason...

Anyone else confused?

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Post by Yoshimaster007 » Sun Apr 20, 2003 6:29 pm

I ate a pancake this morning, my dog's tail is wagging, and my car is facing south. Does that mean it's gonna rain?

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Post by Fred's Mom » Sun Apr 20, 2003 9:40 pm

What if there realy was no spoon, because the matrix used a fork in it's place?

If so, what would a fork be? Ahhh!

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Post by Sarcasm will work for pants » Mon Apr 21, 2003 5:57 pm

Q)I ate a pancake this morning,my dog's tail is wagging,and my car is facing south.Is it gonna rain?
A)While I cannot answer this,I can tell you a way to see if it is currently rainig.Step outside.Look into the sky for an hour with your mouth open.If you are drowning and/or dead,it is raining.

Q)What if there really was no spoon,because the Matrix used a fork in its place?
A)Sporks would never be invented,nor would pudding,and you'd have a tough time eating ice cream.

Q)If so,what would a fork be?Ahhh!
A)A fork would be called a spoon.
Is light years distance or time?I mean,think about it,it takes ONE YEAR for light to get from a certain point to another certain point,so 1 light year=1 year!But it\'s used to measure distance,not time,for some reason...

Anyone else confused?

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Post by blakyoshi7 » Tue Apr 22, 2003 2:20 pm

1. Why am I asking a question?
2. Who am I asking a question?
3. Where am I asking a question?
4. When am I asking a question?
5. What is the question I am asking?

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Post by Introbulus » Tue Apr 22, 2003 4:27 pm

Are we there yet?
Now why would you look down here, anyway?

*Wishes he could change his name to \"Bowser: Terrorizing you ever since you didn\'t vote for him in 2004\"

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Post by Sarcasm will work for pants » Tue Apr 22, 2003 6:20 pm

Q)Why am I asking a question?
A)Because you nor I has anything better to do.

Q)Who am I asking this question?
A)Me.

Q)Where am I asking a question?
A)At your computer.

Q)When am I asking a question?
A)Right now.

Q)What is the question I am asking?
A)"Did I just phrase the question diffrently?"is the questin you are asking.

Q)Are we there yet?
A)I told you,we'll get there when we get there!
Is light years distance or time?I mean,think about it,it takes ONE YEAR for light to get from a certain point to another certain point,so 1 light year=1 year!But it\'s used to measure distance,not time,for some reason...

Anyone else confused?

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Post by Fred's Mom » Tue Apr 22, 2003 8:54 pm

If your paste was rotten, would you hog it all to yourself, or would you feed it to those saucy moose, who have taken your pants?

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Post by Introbulus » Tue Apr 22, 2003 10:56 pm

1: Cat man do?
2: To be, or not to be?
3: What's that?
4: Why do birds suddenly appear?
5: How do you answer all of these questions?
Now why would you look down here, anyway?

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Post by Yoshimaster007 » Wed Apr 23, 2003 12:11 pm

Can you make a computer out of discarded CapriSun pouches and lemons?

Why do dogs float?

Where is here if here is there and when is now if now is then?

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Post by Sarcasm will work for pants » Wed Apr 23, 2003 8:12 pm

Q)If your paste was rotten,would you hog it all to yourself,or would you feed it to those saucy moose,who have taken your pants?
A)Er...42?

Q)Cat man do?
A)Dog woman don't.

Q)To be,or not to be?
A)Is that the question?

Q)What's that?
A)That's that.

Q)Why do birds suddenly appear?
A)'Cause they want to.

Q)How do you answer all of these questions?
A)Bannana Bread.And a lot of shoes.

Q)Can you make a computer out of discarded Capri Sun pouches and lemons?
A)No.

Q)Why do dogs float?
A)Because they want to.

Q)Where is here if here is there and when is now if now is then?
A)Here is there,now is then.Any questions?
Is light years distance or time?I mean,think about it,it takes ONE YEAR for light to get from a certain point to another certain point,so 1 light year=1 year!But it\'s used to measure distance,not time,for some reason...

Anyone else confused?

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Post by Fred's Mom » Wed Apr 23, 2003 9:28 pm

If this is an answer and you're posing a question, then what is the answer to the question I'm posing?

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Post by Sarcasm will work for pants » Thu Apr 24, 2003 8:25 pm

Q)If this is an answer and you're posing a question,what is the answer to the question I'm posing?
A)I don't know,the question/answer is too confusing.By the way,nice poses. [img]tongue.gif[/img]
Is light years distance or time?I mean,think about it,it takes ONE YEAR for light to get from a certain point to another certain point,so 1 light year=1 year!But it\'s used to measure distance,not time,for some reason...

Anyone else confused?

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Post by Introbulus » Fri Apr 25, 2003 12:47 am

Who?
What?
When?
Where?
Why?
Now why would you look down here, anyway?

*Wishes he could change his name to \"Bowser: Terrorizing you ever since you didn\'t vote for him in 2004\"

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#38

Post by Fred's Mom » Fri Apr 25, 2003 7:07 am

Why did Introbulus forget "How"?

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Post by Sarcasm will work for pants » Fri Apr 25, 2003 6:13 pm

Q)Who?
A)Scrooge McDuck.

Q)What?
A)I said Scrooge McDuck.

Q)When?
A)3'o clock.

Q)Where?
A)At a lawyer's house.

Q)Why?
A)Because I said so!

Q)Why did Introbulus forget How?
A)Because he doesn't like to say "Hello" in Indian.
Is light years distance or time?I mean,think about it,it takes ONE YEAR for light to get from a certain point to another certain point,so 1 light year=1 year!But it\'s used to measure distance,not time,for some reason...

Anyone else confused?

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Post by blakyoshi7 » Tue Apr 29, 2003 9:08 pm

Let's see, 3548736230 flying bananas plus 111111111 million fire flowers times pi equals... Wait!!! I forgot to carry the 1 to the other side of the room!
Fishpaste!!!!! Can you help me??? Please?!?!?!?!?!?

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