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Sarcasm will work for pants
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Q)Where's your life?
A)...What?Um,well...LOOK BEHIND YOU!*runs*
A)...What?Um,well...LOOK BEHIND YOU!*runs*
Is light years distance or time?I mean,think about it,it takes ONE YEAR for light to get from a certain point to another certain point,so 1 light year=1 year!But it\'s used to measure distance,not time,for some reason...
Anyone else confused?
Anyone else confused?
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Fred's Mom
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Q)Will you turn that music down?
A)No.
Q)WHAT'S GOING ON BACK THERE?!
A)Er,nothing...why do you ask?
Q)If the Earth is really round,is it not a bowling pin?
A)Yep,and once the big guy gets the 9 planets and the sun in the perfect spots...
A)No.
Q)WHAT'S GOING ON BACK THERE?!
A)Er,nothing...why do you ask?
Q)If the Earth is really round,is it not a bowling pin?
A)Yep,and once the big guy gets the 9 planets and the sun in the perfect spots...
Is light years distance or time?I mean,think about it,it takes ONE YEAR for light to get from a certain point to another certain point,so 1 light year=1 year!But it\'s used to measure distance,not time,for some reason...
Anyone else confused?
Anyone else confused?
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Q)I ate a pancake this morning,my dog's tail is wagging,and my car is facing south.Is it gonna rain?
A)While I cannot answer this,I can tell you a way to see if it is currently rainig.Step outside.Look into the sky for an hour with your mouth open.If you are drowning and/or dead,it is raining.
Q)What if there really was no spoon,because the Matrix used a fork in its place?
A)Sporks would never be invented,nor would pudding,and you'd have a tough time eating ice cream.
Q)If so,what would a fork be?Ahhh!
A)A fork would be called a spoon.
A)While I cannot answer this,I can tell you a way to see if it is currently rainig.Step outside.Look into the sky for an hour with your mouth open.If you are drowning and/or dead,it is raining.
Q)What if there really was no spoon,because the Matrix used a fork in its place?
A)Sporks would never be invented,nor would pudding,and you'd have a tough time eating ice cream.
Q)If so,what would a fork be?Ahhh!
A)A fork would be called a spoon.
Is light years distance or time?I mean,think about it,it takes ONE YEAR for light to get from a certain point to another certain point,so 1 light year=1 year!But it\'s used to measure distance,not time,for some reason...
Anyone else confused?
Anyone else confused?
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Q)Why am I asking a question?
A)Because you nor I has anything better to do.
Q)Who am I asking this question?
A)Me.
Q)Where am I asking a question?
A)At your computer.
Q)When am I asking a question?
A)Right now.
Q)What is the question I am asking?
A)"Did I just phrase the question diffrently?"is the questin you are asking.
Q)Are we there yet?
A)I told you,we'll get there when we get there!
A)Because you nor I has anything better to do.
Q)Who am I asking this question?
A)Me.
Q)Where am I asking a question?
A)At your computer.
Q)When am I asking a question?
A)Right now.
Q)What is the question I am asking?
A)"Did I just phrase the question diffrently?"is the questin you are asking.
Q)Are we there yet?
A)I told you,we'll get there when we get there!
Is light years distance or time?I mean,think about it,it takes ONE YEAR for light to get from a certain point to another certain point,so 1 light year=1 year!But it\'s used to measure distance,not time,for some reason...
Anyone else confused?
Anyone else confused?
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Q)If your paste was rotten,would you hog it all to yourself,or would you feed it to those saucy moose,who have taken your pants?
A)Er...42?
Q)Cat man do?
A)Dog woman don't.
Q)To be,or not to be?
A)Is that the question?
Q)What's that?
A)That's that.
Q)Why do birds suddenly appear?
A)'Cause they want to.
Q)How do you answer all of these questions?
A)Bannana Bread.And a lot of shoes.
Q)Can you make a computer out of discarded Capri Sun pouches and lemons?
A)No.
Q)Why do dogs float?
A)Because they want to.
Q)Where is here if here is there and when is now if now is then?
A)Here is there,now is then.Any questions?
A)Er...42?
Q)Cat man do?
A)Dog woman don't.
Q)To be,or not to be?
A)Is that the question?
Q)What's that?
A)That's that.
Q)Why do birds suddenly appear?
A)'Cause they want to.
Q)How do you answer all of these questions?
A)Bannana Bread.And a lot of shoes.
Q)Can you make a computer out of discarded Capri Sun pouches and lemons?
A)No.
Q)Why do dogs float?
A)Because they want to.
Q)Where is here if here is there and when is now if now is then?
A)Here is there,now is then.Any questions?
Is light years distance or time?I mean,think about it,it takes ONE YEAR for light to get from a certain point to another certain point,so 1 light year=1 year!But it\'s used to measure distance,not time,for some reason...
Anyone else confused?
Anyone else confused?
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Q)If this is an answer and you're posing a question,what is the answer to the question I'm posing?
A)I don't know,the question/answer is too confusing.By the way,nice poses. [img]tongue.gif[/img]
A)I don't know,the question/answer is too confusing.By the way,nice poses. [img]tongue.gif[/img]
Is light years distance or time?I mean,think about it,it takes ONE YEAR for light to get from a certain point to another certain point,so 1 light year=1 year!But it\'s used to measure distance,not time,for some reason...
Anyone else confused?
Anyone else confused?
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Q)Who?
A)Scrooge McDuck.
Q)What?
A)I said Scrooge McDuck.
Q)When?
A)3'o clock.
Q)Where?
A)At a lawyer's house.
Q)Why?
A)Because I said so!
Q)Why did Introbulus forget How?
A)Because he doesn't like to say "Hello" in Indian.
A)Scrooge McDuck.
Q)What?
A)I said Scrooge McDuck.
Q)When?
A)3'o clock.
Q)Where?
A)At a lawyer's house.
Q)Why?
A)Because I said so!
Q)Why did Introbulus forget How?
A)Because he doesn't like to say "Hello" in Indian.
Is light years distance or time?I mean,think about it,it takes ONE YEAR for light to get from a certain point to another certain point,so 1 light year=1 year!But it\'s used to measure distance,not time,for some reason...
Anyone else confused?
Anyone else confused?
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