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Is light years distance or time?I mean,think about it,it takes ONE YEAR for light to get from a certain point to another certain point,so 1 light year=1 year!But it\'s used to measure distance,not time,for some reason...
Anyone else confused?
Anyone else confused?
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Q)What happened to Dr. Donez?
A)He's on break.
Q)Did you eat him?
A)No.
Q)Who am I...really?
A)An idiot.
Q)What is the capital of Assyria?
A)Very funny.There is no " "
Q)What is your name?
A)Sarcasm.
A)He's on break.
Q)Did you eat him?
A)No.
Q)Who am I...really?
A)An idiot.
Q)What is the capital of Assyria?
A)Very funny.There is no " "
Q)What is your name?
A)Sarcasm.
Is light years distance or time?I mean,think about it,it takes ONE YEAR for light to get from a certain point to another certain point,so 1 light year=1 year!But it\'s used to measure distance,not time,for some reason...
Anyone else confused?
Anyone else confused?
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Q)Why does Jay hate Mario so much?
A)Mario killed his father.Or was that Pokemon?Sega?
Q)Who is really the Muffin Man?
A)The information is hideously disturbing.However,if you are insane,like being disturbed,or not easily disturbed,try taking a glimpse of Shane after 8:00 PM.Scary,eh?
Q)Why are my socks not ripe yet?I put them in the telephone for forty years like you said to,but nothing happened!
A)...Geez,that's almost as disturbing as the awnser to the last question.
Q)How many socks?
A)All of them.
Q)You are in a room with three monkeys.One has a banana,one has a stick,and one has nothing.Which primate is smartest?
A)If it's between 8:00 AM and noon,the one with the banana,because they will eat the first thing they grab that they think is edible.If it's between noon and 9:00 PM,monkey's bedtime,the one with nothing because the other two are idiots for breaking the monkey law of holding something that is mushy and ripe or rough after lunch.If it's between 9:00 PM and 7:59 AM,and we're locked in Shane's room...man,and you think what happens to Shane after 8:00 PM is scary,you should see from when the sun sets to 8:00 AM...
A)Mario killed his father.Or was that Pokemon?Sega?
Q)Who is really the Muffin Man?
A)The information is hideously disturbing.However,if you are insane,like being disturbed,or not easily disturbed,try taking a glimpse of Shane after 8:00 PM.Scary,eh?
Q)Why are my socks not ripe yet?I put them in the telephone for forty years like you said to,but nothing happened!
A)...Geez,that's almost as disturbing as the awnser to the last question.
Q)How many socks?
A)All of them.
Q)You are in a room with three monkeys.One has a banana,one has a stick,and one has nothing.Which primate is smartest?
A)If it's between 8:00 AM and noon,the one with the banana,because they will eat the first thing they grab that they think is edible.If it's between noon and 9:00 PM,monkey's bedtime,the one with nothing because the other two are idiots for breaking the monkey law of holding something that is mushy and ripe or rough after lunch.If it's between 9:00 PM and 7:59 AM,and we're locked in Shane's room...man,and you think what happens to Shane after 8:00 PM is scary,you should see from when the sun sets to 8:00 AM...
Is light years distance or time?I mean,think about it,it takes ONE YEAR for light to get from a certain point to another certain point,so 1 light year=1 year!But it\'s used to measure distance,not time,for some reason...
Anyone else confused?
Anyone else confused?
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1: What color are my socks?
2: How do you solve a problem like Maria?
3: What is the air speed velocity of an unlaiden Pidget?
4: Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?
5: Why, just, why?
2: How do you solve a problem like Maria?
3: What is the air speed velocity of an unlaiden Pidget?
4: Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?
5: Why, just, why?
Now why would you look down here, anyway?
*Wishes he could change his name to \"Bowser: Terrorizing you ever since you didn\'t vote for him in 2004\"
*Wishes he could change his name to \"Bowser: Terrorizing you ever since you didn\'t vote for him in 2004\"
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Q)Why is my computer mouse eating cheese?
A)Are you drunk?There's your answer.
Q)What does Super Mario Bro#1 plus 2 equal?
A)I am not allowed to give out that information.However,the following math problem has the same answer.Fartzee Artzee Anti-Cheese pills+Chemical X-Al Gore times a bag of Cheetos=n.What is n?
Q)Why are you completly nude and fatter than Bowser?
A)Sigh,another drunkie.NEXT!
Q)What is the question?
A)To be,or not to be?That is the question.
Q)What color are my socks?
A)The same color my shoes are.
Q)How do you solve a problem like Maria?
A)Nuclear Warheads,a Time Bomb,Grapefruit Extract,and Bannana Bread.(These are a few of my favorite things.)
Q)What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen pidget?
A)42 1/2 MPW(Miles Per Whatever).
Q)Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?
A)The place where I'm not.
Q)Why,just,why?
A)Well,why not?
Q)Why is Winnie The Pooh's real name Edward Bear?
A)Because Mrs. Bear named him that. Winnie the Pooh is just a nickname.
Q)What is the meaning of cheese?
A)The same meaning as the meaning and purpose of life.
Q)How much gunpowder could a gunpowderchuck ckuck if a Gunchowderchuck could chuck gunpowder?
A)He'd chuck all the gunpowder that a gunpowderchuck could chuck,if a Gunpowderchuck could chuck gunpowder.
[ April 19, 2003, 08:42 PM: Message edited by: Sarcasm can awnser all questions ]
A)Are you drunk?There's your answer.
Q)What does Super Mario Bro#1 plus 2 equal?
A)I am not allowed to give out that information.However,the following math problem has the same answer.Fartzee Artzee Anti-Cheese pills+Chemical X-Al Gore times a bag of Cheetos=n.What is n?
Q)Why are you completly nude and fatter than Bowser?
A)Sigh,another drunkie.NEXT!
Q)What is the question?
A)To be,or not to be?That is the question.
Q)What color are my socks?
A)The same color my shoes are.
Q)How do you solve a problem like Maria?
A)Nuclear Warheads,a Time Bomb,Grapefruit Extract,and Bannana Bread.(These are a few of my favorite things.)
Q)What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen pidget?
A)42 1/2 MPW(Miles Per Whatever).
Q)Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?
A)The place where I'm not.
Q)Why,just,why?
A)Well,why not?
Q)Why is Winnie The Pooh's real name Edward Bear?
A)Because Mrs. Bear named him that. Winnie the Pooh is just a nickname.
Q)What is the meaning of cheese?
A)The same meaning as the meaning and purpose of life.
Q)How much gunpowder could a gunpowderchuck ckuck if a Gunchowderchuck could chuck gunpowder?
A)He'd chuck all the gunpowder that a gunpowderchuck could chuck,if a Gunpowderchuck could chuck gunpowder.
[ April 19, 2003, 08:42 PM: Message edited by: Sarcasm can awnser all questions ]
Is light years distance or time?I mean,think about it,it takes ONE YEAR for light to get from a certain point to another certain point,so 1 light year=1 year!But it\'s used to measure distance,not time,for some reason...
Anyone else confused?
Anyone else confused?