F-Zero races!

Mista Massimiliano · #21

Ah well. The Fork'll have better luck next time.

DVGBC · #22

Wasn't the next race going to be posted yesterday?

DVGBC · #23

Anyone have a clue if the next race is going to happen?

Sarcasm will work for pants · #24

Sorry.I wanted some time off.I'm still planning but I promise,cross my heart,to have it up by Monday as long as everyone keeps it alive.I have some planning to do...

blakyoshi7 · #25

Name) blakyoshi7.
Car's name) Da Shroom
What car looks like) A mushroom, duh.
up to three Weapons) Poison mushroom shooter, huge
plasma beam
How much ammo each of your weapons has) Poison shroom shooter-30 shrooms per pitstop. plasma
ray-5 shots per pitstop. Sponsers: The Luigi Fanclub, Yoshi's Island Travel Agency.
What your car does best-acceleration
What car does worst-defense
What car does second best-handling
If you have any arch-rivals,and,if so,who-none
Any info about yourself- I eat a bannana before each race
Any other stuff you would like to post-I don't like to talk

DVGBC · #26

Bump.

Fred's Mom · #27

Name - Fred
Car's name - Trash heap
What car looks like - A truck with numerous scratches, water leaks, and has been heavily modified
Weapons: adjustable moving Saws mounted on the front, also a nail gun out the passenger door
How much ammo each of your weapons has: Saws shouldn't really run out - nail gun has 500 nails per reload
Sponsors: Colnel's popcorn chicken, Telus, T.H.E.M.
What your car does best- Defense.
What car does worst-acceleration
What car does second best- Speed
If you have any arch-rivals,and,if so,who- DVGBA, Introbulus and those meddling kids.
Any info about yourself- Eh.
Any other stuff you would like to post- Eh.

[ April 16, 2003, 06:03 PM: Message edited by: Fred_In_Bed is high on concrete. ]

Sarcasm will work for pants · #28

And Here you are!

Announcer:Hello,sports fans,it's a beautiful day for a 3-lap race at Congo Jungle.Blah,let's start.
The racers take off from their starting position thingeys...by the way,this will be the first course to have items.Here are the two we've designed so far...
Creamed Pie

oes nothing,but fun to throw at opponents.
Piece of Cheese:Acts like a mine.
Announcer:Anyway,Fred is shooting everybody with the nail gun until the Super Station Wagon throws a Cream Pie at him.And the racers are entering the Monkey Zone,where they will be tormented by Monkeys till they get outta there!And(insert blackyoshi7's car's name here)wipes out!
Chubbers:Ha.Looks like the other racers couldn't take it.*sees a swarm of monkeys heading towards him*Oh,dang.
Sound FX:CRAAAAAAAASH!
Announcer:And now a short commercial break.
Random guy

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Marilyn Monroe:I'm dead.But with my life insurance,my family got lots of money.Get ILIE Life Insurance,boys,cause this beautiful ghost chick said so!
Announcer:And we're back!It looks like the Super Station Wagon is ahead of Matt,DVGBA,Greek Kid,and Cell84.Last lap,people.Coming to bridge.Is out from so many people going across it.Cell84 hits it with too much speed and lands right on top of DVGBA!We'll have to put Cell84 below DVGBA because he caused the wreck.
And the racers are neck in neck!The order is as follows:Matt,Greek Kid,Introbulus and Jim...but the Greek Kid uses Flip-Flop to put the Super Station Wagon out of comission,and lightning to finish WAY ahead of Matt!Race places:

1st:Greek Kid
2nd:Matt
3rd:Introbolus and Jim
4th

VGBA
5th:Cell84
6th:Self
7th:Fred
8th:Chubbers
9th:blakyoshi7

blakyoshi7 · #29

Owwwww... Stupid monkeys...

DVGBC · #30

Darn! I was just outside the podium positions.

Fred's Mom · #31

You'll pay for that cream pie, Introbulus! You'll PAY!

Introbulus · #32

Okay (hands Fred $5), how's that?

DVGBC · #33

So when is the next race and what is the current point standing at this time?

Fred's Mom · #34

^^ oh, alright, but next time I want a foot donation. Not just the heel, the whole thing.

F-ZERO_X · #35

Name: F-ZERO_X
Car Name: Super Zero
What car Looks like: Looks Like Fire Stingray and Blue Falcon.
Weapons: 2 AK-47's installed and a Laser gun.
Sponser: Ferrari and Nintendo
What your car does best: Speed and defense
What car does worst: Accelaration
What your car does 2nd best: Handling
If you have any arch-rivals: No
Info: No info
Other Stuff: No more stuff

F-ZERO_X · #36

well...I don't want to race. I only created a car because i didn't had anything to do.

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Fred's Mom · #37

^ then you must DIE.

F-ZERO_X · #38

I AM IMMORTAL YOU FOLISH MORTALS!!!!!

Fred's Mom · #39

Okay, then I shall wash your belt. Then you lose your immortality, yadda yadda, and gain 44.53 life points. Then you DIE (think James Bond)

Fred's Mom · #40

when is das next race!?

When?

Tick tock....

Answer the question!

Don't steal my mitten and run like that!

Cheater...