This device can stop your throbbing carpal tunnel in your right hand so that you won't hurt when typing two billion page essays comparing and contrasting SMS to SMB3.
You used to be cool, Jay. But were you really or was it just my skewed perception? I was twelve years of age during my VGF heydays and everyone is truly an idiot then. I’m no Spencer, mind you, but you are in college and you are administrating a video game message board with two major archetypes; teenage losers who form up the group of veterans and the newbie preteens who argue about whether what Gamecube Sonic game is the best. I admit I was once one of those people, but I saved myself from the decadence of your VGF loserness. Seriously, the optimistic side of me thinks you can do an 180 and recover. Remember the FMV where Arthas breaks apart the Frozen Throne? I want you to do that to your computer and perhaps the SMBHQ server with an axe or any other blunt object. Then lose some weight, start dating and everything will be alright. As long as you don’t make anymore cheesy paint comics. Ask yourself this: “Would I rather have a happy life or be an internet celebrity for twelve year old idiots?”
In WeIsheit’s name,
The Griffinfuhrers
Dear Kaeru,
Kaeru, you are the epitome of reviewing rejects. You spend hours slaving over twenty pages of MSWord to tell the world one thing: That you have no life. Now, this already comes naturally, but you reinforce the fact for new generations so that they don't think you're cool. You, by far, have a horrible taste in games. You probably had a fit of rage and slit your wrists twelve times after playing Mario Sunshine. You immediately rushed to your computer to see everyone else bag it, only to see that people praised this. You set to work to create a 5,000 page response to these people that pick apart everything that Mario Sunshine is. You compare it to games like 'Super Mario Brothers 3' and 'Super Mario World'. Although these games are nice, THEY ARE ****ING DIFFERENT GAMES. Your tastes are horrendous and I hope you die choking on your own sperm.
Love,
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