Your Ideal Mate?

[Ditto McCloaker]

Here's a topic. I'm curious. How would you describe your ideal mate? No real rules of what to stick to: Just whatever comes to mind. Activities you'd want to do, views you'd want them to have, looks, activities... basically, what appeals to YOU?!

Imagine you get to custom-order your own ideal mate, to suit all your desires. Go for it.

Just try to stay away from that "Someone who's nice, caring, kind-hearted and good to animals" stuff. That's boilerplate. That's like guessing "R-S-T-L-N-E" in Wheel of Fortune. We assume you don't want a jerk. Now, expand.

Me? O_o;; Hm. *nervous giggle* You guys go first.

[ February 22, 2004, 09:47 PM: Message edited by: Ditto McCloaker, Nintendo Loyalist ]

[The Missing Link]

I believe that an ideal mate not only has to be physically and emotionally comfortable with you, but spiritually comfortable as well, and no I'm not talking about religion. There's just something... that feels right. You feel so in tune with each other that, even when you're separate, you're still in synch with each other and you feel like they're still there holding on to you and keeping you close. It's something so inspiring that you know, even if you're not able to spend all that much free time with them, that everything will be alright and that there just can't be problems, and if there are that you're able to work things out with each other. I know my description is kinda fuzzy, but that's because it's not something that can be easily translated into words. *shrugs*


"There are some who call me... Link?"
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悪いユウモアの賢人

[Heroine of the Dragon]

*starts completing the mail-order form*
Ummm name... *giggles* ...doesn't matter!

*looks at features wanted* Uhhhh fairly healthy, EXTREMELY GORGEOUS eyes (SO??? I have a thing about eyes... leave me alone), colour... hmmmm eeny. meeny. miny- Dark eyes...

Nature: Compassionate... able to love, laugh and forgive. Likes hugging and kissing *blushes* Shhhhhh... [img]tongue.gif[/img] oh and shares some common interests...

*sees fine print at bottom of form* You've been had! This order-form is a joke!

BAH!!! I'm off to eat marshmallows!

[Bomby]

Hayfever you bitin my stilo!!!

Oh well, my cute lil' bunny. I mean, she's got it all, she's got a great personality (I know because I've seen interviews with her) and she's the most beautiful thing in the universe, no exceptions. Plus, we could write songs together and stuff like that.

[Gay Stripper Gary]

my perfect mate has to be great in bed

[Bomby]

DICTIONARY MALIK

Let me translate that.

"Bitin" is "biting" as in "stealing" or "ripping off."

"Stilo" is Spanish fr "style" which in this case would mean "the way one does things."

You probably know that my infatuation with Ashanti is more known about around VGF (especially among those who participate in Ask Malik Anything) than your infatuation with Amanda Bynes, so therefore, linking to a picture of your infatuation would be "bitin' my stilo."

No, I'm not that serious about you bitin' my stilo, I was jus having fun.

[give me food]

*mumbles incoherently*

[Fishmael]

She has to be nice(something UNCOMMON in California) and smart(another uncommon thing) and understanding.