Create your own politically correct Yu-Gi-Oh card

[Metal Man]

^Make up yer own post.

Rabid VideoGamer
Level: *******
Atk/Def 3000/2500
Dark/Effect: When this card is put face up on the field, this card will remove all trap cards and pizzas off the field in a ravenous hunger attack.
This insane person plays video games and uses the computer for days at a time.

[give me food]

Pretzel
ATK: 1100
DEF: 2600
Effect: Easy to choke on. Obliterates up to 2 president cards in opponent's hand; 4 if George Bush is in play.

[Kil'jaeden]

Osama bin Laden warrior/wind ******
0 atk 2700 def effect: You may sacrafice 4 monsters to destroy all of your opponants magic/trap cards and halve their life points. then special summon 2 more monsters from your deck or hand.

Al Gore spellcaster/light *******
2550 atk 2555 def effect: if this monster is attacked by a stronger one, Summon a diplomat token (Spellcaster/earth * 1300atk 1500 def in atk mode to block it.

George W. Bush's oil supply.
Magic continuous
Raise atk of your machine monters by 25%,and destroy one of your opponants monsters

People who blame violence on video games
Fiend/light 444atk 444def effect: summon 4 more of these and sue a video game company to blame for their mistakes.

American demon/earth 1500 atk 1800 def effect: Satanic demons that some people hate and some fear.