The ultra-stereotypical adventure! In the present!

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The ultra-stereotypical adventure! In the present!

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Post by Fred's Mom » Wed May 28, 2003 11:00 pm

(a dragon's eye opened. He said in a deep, thunderous voice "the chosen one will step onto the path of virtue and eliminate the Destroyer. To do this, he must pick up the pieces of the sword of the old hero and the elemental spirits and the shards of the mirror of the Destroyer, and the pair of socks that are the Evil one's bane.)

(Claus wakes up from his dream, only to find out that we overslept for the important random event that will take him out of his town)

Claus: Oh no! I have overslept for the important random event that will take me out of my town! Wait, who am I talking to?

Clauss's Mom (doesn't need a name): Don't forget the milk on the way back!

(Claus emerges from his home, and you see he's a spiky blonde-haired medium-sized, medium-height young 16 year old with blue eyes and perfect teeth, even though the teeth is brushed with hay. Claus leaves. Suddenly, the over-cliche villain with forty-wight robes, a helmet three times the size of the average head, and eyes you can't see comes out with an army and blows up the town. Meanwhile, Claus's dad and him go off and eat cotton candy, and Claus get a tutorial on how to fight, even though it makes no sense at all. (He fights a mitten))

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Post by CameronJohnson » Wed May 28, 2003 11:14 pm

I'll join, I will be called "Genocide" (just sounds cool)

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Post by Fred's Mom » Wed May 28, 2003 11:23 pm

^^ Only if you're Don Perringon.

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Post by CameronJohnson » Wed May 28, 2003 11:25 pm

lol, why is this topic here? let's keep it, it's funny

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Post by Fred's Mom » Wed May 28, 2003 11:47 pm

Wait, I realised what the hell this whole forum is for... sorry.

[ May 28, 2003, 11:21 PM: Message edited by: Fred_In_Bed wins a toothpick. ]

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