UBER SPOILERS AHEAD
Magus: Behold. Everything is at the bottom of the sea. Gone is the magical kingdom of Zeal, and all the dreams and ambitions of its people. I once lived there... But I was another person then.
Frog: So! Thou art... Thou art that filthy urchin!
Magus: Ever since Lavos's time portal stranded me in the Middle Ages I have waited to even the score. You interrupted me just when I had summoned Lavos to my caste. How ironic that, having been drawn to yet another portal, I would end up in this age. Being from the future, my knowledge of the past enabled me to convince the Queen that I was a mighty oracle. But no history book could have prepared me for what happened here. Unimaginable is the power of Lavos. Anyone who dares to oppose... it... meets certain doom. At this rate, you too, will meet a hideous fate. Just like that poor fool, Crono!
Frog: ...! You dare to insult him?!
Magus: He's history! Play with fire and you get burned.
Frog: Magus! Hold thy tongue!
Magus: You wish to fight me?
*Yes*
Frog: Cyrus, I hath avenged thee!
Magus: Defeat me, and you will break the curse on Frog. If... you want... to bring Crono back... find Gaspar, th... the Guru of Time.
*saves*
Hehe, just kidding. I just wanted to try out the fight. It was a pretty cool boss fight, actually. Man on man, you know. Although it was rather easy. Here's what REALLY happened
Magus: You wish to fight me?
*HELLS NO!!!!*
Frog: Vanquishing thee will return neither Crono nor Cyrus.
Magus: … Wait. I’ll come with you.
Frog: Treachery!
Magus: You know, there just might be a way to bring him back.
Frog: Nonsense…?!
Magus: Gaspar, the Guru of Time, knows how to restore lost or misplaced time streams
SWEET
Sorry about this Robo, but I'm afraid you're gonna have to GET THE HELL OUT OF MY PARTY, YOU MECHANICAL PIECE OF CRAP
!!
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