"Nook's Cranny: If he don't got it, someone else does!"
"Nook's Cranny: Because nobody likes mail order catalogs."
"Nook's Cranny: Over half an hour without a slogan."
"Nook's Cranny: I know where you live."
"Listen Mac! Join the Nook's Cranny Fanclub today!"
"I did not know when to quit shopping at Nook's Cranny; Do you?"
"Buy stuff at Nook's Cranny. He really doesn't care what it is you buy."
"Mr T sez, 'I pity da foo' dat don't visit Nook's Cranny!'"
"Nook's Cranny: Everything but what you really want."
"Nook's Cranny: It's the only store in town, so the prices are sky-high!"
"Nook's Cranny: You'd find better value at a trading card shop!"
