If life were more like an RPG...

[Barrakuda]

no one would be confused about monsters being everywhere

monsters wouldn't go into certain places even if they weren't guarded

monsters would have wallets and other stuff animals shouldn't have

[Ace Mercury]

When visiting towns and cities across the world, the price for an inn will steadily increase for no discernible reason.

[RvngeOfTheGrtDkuTree]

What do you call all those food items that restore health?
Also,in FF9,remember when Vivi and Zidane Relived themselves?

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[Barrakuda]

The town where you were born or raised would most definatly be destroyed

Your parents would be dead and you would have been orphaned

[Barrakuda]

the evil corperation wouldn't be smart enough to attack you full force early on but train you with progressively harder monsters so you'll always beat them

[Ace Mercury]

Death would be but a minor inconvenience. That is, unless it happens during a cutscene (Aeris!!! Nooo-o-o-o!).

[Heroine of the Dragon]

No one would mind if you wandered about an airship with a Black Mage.

[Ace Mercury]

You can sustain machine gun shots and head-on missile attacks with narry a scratch. Just keep a few drinks on hand to keep your HP up.