If life were more like an RPG.....

[Mr. Chicken]

When you die in battle you can just whip up your handy-dandy pheonix down, but when you don't die in battle, sayanora!

[Ace Mercury]

...even though you're the only hope to save the world, shopkeepers will still charge you tons of gold for basic equipment.

[Sim Kid]

...People say the same thing over and over again like a Broken record.
...People say the same thing over and over again like a Broken record.
...People say the same thing over and over again like a Broken record.

[Ace Mercury]

...when you're talking about a car's HP, you're talking about hit points, not horsepower.

[Ace Mercury]

...every bookshelf will have at most exactly one piece of relevent information.

[Ace Mercury]

...when stealing from enemies, you'll notice that they can actually carry very expensive items that they'd would normally never use.