RPG's are weird.

[Sim Kid]

Frog: X STRIKE!
Chrono: . ......!
Chrono and Frog Missed!
Magus: Hey! How could that miss? And who did you hit?
Lucca: Ow.

Isaac: Hey! Ever notice we can't get spears in this game? hey Lord Babi! How about giving one of us a spear!
Babi: SSHHHH! Isaac! Quiet! You're Mute! Remember? you're only supposed to say !!!.
Isaac: But-
Babi: SSSSSHHHHH!
Isaac:...spear!
Babi: NO!!!

*Lan's phone starts ringing*
Lan: Hello? Is this Mayl?
Kid: No. I'd like to speak to Mrs. Tinkle. First Name *Whisper whisper* Ivana.
Lan: hold on I check. Is anyone out there named Ivana tinkle? Ivana tinkle. Are you Ivana tinkle young girl?
Young girl: Have you seen my mommy? We got seperated?
Lan:...Don't care. Are you Ivana tinkle?
Young girl: Have you seen my Mommy? We got seperated.
Lan: QUIT SAYING THE GODDAMMED THING OVER AGAIN? ARE YOU IVANA TINKLE OR NOT?
Young girl: Have you seem my mommy? we got seperated.
Lan: that's it.
*Lan hits the young girl with the phone.*
Young girl: Have you seen my mommy? We got- *Thunk*

[Sim Kid]

RPG prank phone call:

Ness picks up the phone.
Kid: Hello? Is your Refridgerator running?
Ness:.......
Kid: Um? hello?
Ness:.....
kid: YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO TELL ME WHETHER OR NOT YOUR REFRIDGERATOR IS RUNNING!!!!
Ness:...
kid: ALL RIGHT! THAT'S IT! ANSWER THE QUESTION OR ELSE!!!
Ness:...
Kid: I NEVER THOUGHT I HAD TO DO THIS!
[fight]
you encounter a prank phone caller who's attacking you through the phone.

[Sim Kid]

I found this comic on the net, where I got most of my other images.

[Sim Kid]

Hello? Anyone here?

Based on a true event in Final Fantasy adventure.

Karl and Paige enter the town.
Karl: excuse me, but which way to Wendel?
girl: hello young man. Welcome to Topple.
Karl: This is topple? Wow. Now which way to wendel?
Girl: hello young man. Welcome to Topple.
Paige: WHICH WAY TO WENDEL ALREADY?
Girl: hello young man. Welcome to topple.
Karl: EEEAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHH!
*Kills girl*
Girl (After she dissapears): Hello young man. Welcome to Topple.

Seriously, in Final Fantasy Adventure, you can kill villagers, except once you kill them, they say their lines just as they die.

[Sim Kid]

Dragon warrior online joke:

Girl: Kol is to the west.
Karl: Yeah. okay. I was just there not long ago.
Girl: Kol is to the west.
Alan: BAH! Annoying townspeople!
Girl: I'm not a townsperson. I just thought I'd be annoying. [img]tongue.gif[/img] .
Lara: Whoa! This is weird! you can understand us!
Girl: What?