Station Square Bar and Grille 2.1

[tuatara]

*Still a Espio Chao*

Espio: Oooh oh oh ooh ooh oh. *Man, I've got to get away from these kids.....*

*A flood of kids ran after Espio*

Espio: STOP FOLLOWING MEEE!!!!!!! ITS TOO DAMN ANNOYING!!!!!!!

*Kids ran away*

Espio: Hey, I can talk! Wait a minute....I'm back to normal! Hooray!

[The Luigi Man]

The next day.

The bar has opened TCG is the first to arrive.

[LOOT]

L007: **Enters** All that was only one day? Yeesh. **Changes back into a NiGHTS Chao with his good ol' Dimensional Ring** I like this form.

[RinkuTheFirst]

SF:*enters*...

L007 o you think those kids'll be here today?

SF:I dunno.

L007:I hope they don't come...

SF:Me too...LOOK OUT!THERE'S A LITTLE KID BEHIND YOU!!!!

L007:WHAT?!*runs around and screams in terror*

SF:*laughs*

[LOOT]

L007: **On chandillier** That wasn't funny.

SF: Yes it was.

L007: -_- **Flys down to ground**

[Black Skull Dragoshi]

BSD:*Walks in*That was dull,yet a little bit funny.

L007:You thought that was funny?

BSD:Yeah,but just a little bit.

[LOOT]

L007: Yeesh, this isn't funny.

SF: **Spots a real kid** Look out, a kid!

L007: Yeah, like I'm going to fall for that agai-

Random Kid: LOOK! A CHAO! GET HIM!

L007: Argh... **Flies up to the chandiller**

[RinkuTheFirst]

SF:Shoulda beleived me.*laughs*

Random Kid:Hey!Get down here you stupid Chao!*throws a rock at L007*

L007:I'm not stup-*gets hit by the rock*Ow!

SF:*laughs*...Hey L007,you left your-

RK:Look a toy!*grabs L007's Diminsional Ring and runs off*

SF:Uh...never mind...

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[Tablecloth Girl]

*Looks at L007*

Are you SLACKING!?!?!?!? Get off that chandelier that I never knew we had at once!

*Hears a barfing sound*

Now I'm off to go help those in danger! Of being dirty! HAHAHAHAHAHA!

*Runs off and cleans up barf*

[LOOT]

L007: Hey, it's not my fault! **Gets down** Hey, Sonic 5...

SF: What?

L007: WHERE IN THE NAME OF MOBIUS IS MY DIMENSIONAL RING?!

SF: Eh, some kid took it.

TCG: **Pulling a bucket of puke** Say, I thought I saw a kid playing with a ring a few seconds ago.

L007: ARGH! I can't take it back. A Chao is powerless to a kid... **Looks to see the kid is with a large group of kids** ... No... way... I can't do it... so... many... kids... **Faints yet again**

[The Luigi Man]

LM arrives, he walks to the bar stool and sits down and reads the paper.

L007: So any more girls we have to save?

LM: No, not yet. Though I expect it soon.

BSD: Man, I need some action this summer's been boring so far with the exception of saving the damsels in distress and kicking Eggman's ass.

LM: If I find out anything I'll report it, but right now things are pretty peaceful.

[The Luigi Man]

LM goes back to reading the paper.

L007: How'd your meeting with Sonic go?

LM: Not bad, he cast his vote for the game of the week. Now to marvel at my game collection.

*Brings out his 100+ games*

LM: They are a thing of beauty.

[Tablecloth Girl]

TCG: I know! I'll get the ring!

*Leaves the bucket next to L007*

*Walks over to the kids*

Hey, you see that bartender over there? *Points to BSD*

Random Kid: Yes.

TCG: He has candy!

Kids: YAY!!!!! *Run off to bother BSD and drop the ring*

TCG: And the day is saved!

[LOOT]

TCG: I got it!

L007: **Pukes into the bucket** ULCH! Why did you put that right next to me?

TCG: **Throws the ring at L007** Hey, I got it back!

L007: **Mutters** People these days... **Uses the ring, but stays a Chao** Chao? (Huh, strange...) CHAO CHAO! (ACH! I CAN ONLY TALK CHAO!)

SF: Hmm... hey, I'm going to throw you into that huge group of kids over there, just say Chao if you object!!

L007: CHAO CHAO CHAO! (NO WAY IN ROBOTROPOLIS WILL I LET YOU DO SUCH A THING!)

SF: My, you're brave! Say hi to all the kids for me! **Throws L007 above the group of kids**

L007: Chao! (Ach!) **Flies to the chandiller** Chao... (phew) Chao Chao... (Luckily, my ring will get fixed soon)

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[RinkuTheFirst]

SF:*has arms crossed*Think you can hide up there?*laughs*

Kids:That hedgehog's a psycho...

SF:I heard that...

Kid:*wet themselves and run under the chandiller*

SF :P erfect...*holds a lit bomb in hand*Aim...Fire.*throws the bomb at the L007*

L007:AHHHH!!!!

BOOOOOOOM!!!!

L007:*gets hit by the blast of the bomb and falls off the chandillier into the group of kids*NOOOOO!!!!

Kids:Yay!

SF:*laughs*

[ June 18, 2004, 09:14 PM: Message edited by: Sonic 5 ]

[Black Skull Dragoshi]

BSD:*Pulls a net out of the D.S.B. and uses said net to pull L007 out of the pile of kids*

Kids:Give him back to us!

BSD:How about,no?*Pulls out a bulldozer,gets in it,then chases the kids out*And that's what you get for running over my tail you brats! And stay out! Yeesh.

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[RinkuTheFirst]

SF:Yes!They're gone!

L007:Chao Chao Chao Chao Chao!(But they'll be back tommmorow!)

SF:Of course they'll be back!Duh!

L007:*looks scared*Chao Chao Chao Chao Chao!(I want my teddy bear!)

SF:...*holds back a laugh*

L007:Chao?!(What?!)

SF:Uh...*holds back another laugh*...nothing.*laughs*

L007:*confused look*Chao Chao.(I'm confused.)

[LOOT]

L007: Chao. (The translator is on the fritz.) **Kicks the translator** Chao chao (I will get revenge on you) CHAO CHAO! (IF IT'S THE LAST THING I DO!)

SF: Yeesh, calm down.

L007: CHAO? CHAO? CHAO CHAO CHAO! (CALM DOWN? CALM DOWN? YOU SENT ME INTO A NIGHTMARE OF KIDS!)

SF: Yeah, it's still funny.

L007: **Fixes his Dimensional Ring, changes into an English talking NiGHTS Chao, then throws it at Sonic 5** YOU SHALL FEEL MY PAIN!

SF: GAH! **Changes into an Amy Chao** What did you do?!

L007: **Twirls the Dimensional Ring around his finger** There's no other way for you to change. And tomorrow, the kids will come and haunt you... **Drinks some Root Beer** Sorry, I'm getting a little too evil. Oh well.

[RinkuTheFirst]

SF:Grrr...YOUR GONNA PAY FOR THAT!!!!*tackles L007 and takes the Dimensional Ring from him*

L007:HEY!!!!

SF:*laughs*Hey what?*swings through Diminsional Ring and changes back to normal*Ah,much better.Here!*throws L007 his Dimensional Ring*

L007:*catches the Dimensional Ring*...

SF:Leave me alone and I'll leave you alone.*Disappears then reappears sitting on top of an arcade machine*

L007:*jaw hits the floor*

SF:What?You never seen someone teleport before?*thinking to self:There must be something...a monster maybe...in here...Nah....*

[Black Skull Dragoshi]

BSD:Meh.*Starts tapping foot*I'm so bored it isn't even funny.

L007:Well,that's stating the obvious.

BSD o I actually give a damn?

[ June 19, 2004, 12:05 AM: Message edited by: Black Skull Dragoshi.EXE DS V4 ]