Station Square Bar and Grille 2.1

#101

L007: Man, oh man. **Falls down on the ground** I'm tired.

SF: I would too if I were over-run by a hundred 5 year olds.

L007: I need to be a NiGHTS Chao. I don't think kids can fly yet.

Kids: **Listening by** Ok, we'll build a plane. Team Alpha Beta will run the wings...

Black Skull Dragoshi · #102

BSD:*Behind the kids,listening to them*You should really look behind yourselves. I'll have to destroy your plans.

Random Little Kid:And how are you gonna do that?

BSD:I'm my own personal Anti-Air for crying out loud!

RLK:And what's that supposed to mean?

BSD:All I need is one well-placed hit on the wings and your plane's gonna do a nose dive! And if that dosen't work,then i'll have to take to the skies myself!

RLK:Uh,what?

BSD:It means I can fly,you sodding moron.

RLK:Now i'll have to cancel the flying plan,no thanks to you.

BSD:Being a pestilence to little kids screwing up their stupid ideas is a full-time job to me. Well,sometimes.

tuatara · #103

Espio: Wow, the stupid adventure is over. I'm coming back. *Enters, but turns back into a Espio Chao* Aw crap.

*Kids look at Espio*

Kid: Hey look! A Espio Chao! *Kids run over and crash into Espio*

Espio: Help!....

RinkuTheFirst · #104

SF:Should I help Espio?

Espio:YES!!!!

SF:Nah.It's not my prob-

Espio :P lease!These kids are evil!

SF:How 'bout n-

Random little kid:There's the other mascot!*points somewhere*

Other Little kids:Aren't mascots supposed to be as small as chao?

Other Random Little kid:Yeah they are!

RLK:No they're not!

ORLK:Yes they are!

RLK:They're not!

ORLK:They are!

This continues for a while...

RLK:They're not!

ORLK:They are!

SF:WILL YOU LITTLE KIDS SHUT UP!!!!

All the little kids:*get a really frightned look on their faces and run away*

SF:Stupid little kids...

#105

O.O; **Falls before Sonic 5** I am forever in your debt for ridding me of the evil!

Tablecloth Girl · #106

Random child: Are you the owner?

TCG: Erm... *Hides barf-cleaning utensils* Yesh! Of course!

RC: I'd like to file a law suit. That Espio chao keeps on calling us *bleep*

TCG: Excuse me?

RC: *Bleep*

TCG: Why would he make bleepikng sounds?

RC: That's the censor machine in the corner over there. *Points to a corner with a machine that has a bananna on the front*

TCG: Oh yeah....

RC: I'll see you in court!

TCG: Ok! You have a good day now! [img]smile.gif[/img]

RC: *walks away*

LM: *Walks over* What was that about?

TCG: I dunno. *Cleans up barf*

Black Skull Dragoshi · #107

BSD:*Whistling a tune*

L007:Uh,BSD,i'll have one Root Beer.

BSD:*Gives L007 a tall,frosty glass of Root Beer*It's on the house.

L007:What?

BSD:You heard me,it's on the house.

L007:Okay,who are you and what have you done with the real BSD?

BSD:*Sarcastic*Ha ha,very funny,L007.

L007:And what's with wearing a helmet or hat with every outfit?

BSD:I was hoping no one would be asking that question. Aw well. *Takes off helmet,revealing long,brown hair*Please don't laugh,I haven't had a haircut in 8 months.

L007:Holy crap!

BSD:*Sighs and takes a sip from his glass of water*

#108

L007: Well, time to do some work.

BSD: Eh?

L007: **Puts up some signs saying "Vote Me in SMBHQ Mysteries and General Health Mod Elections" Heheh...

BSD: You do relize that General Health is cursed with hackings.

L007: I'll take my chances. Crap, I forgot to change! **Gets his Dimensional Ring out** For Mobius' sake, I hope I stay male. **Jumps in and flys out, once again a NiGHTS Chao, male** Good, it worked!

Tablecloth Girl · #109

*Stares at BSD*

Black Skull Dragoshi · #110

BSD:*Looks at TCG*What,haven't you seen a boy with long hair!?

#111

L007: Huh, there should be an event going on soon.

BSD: Not another attack...

L007: No, I mean something like a party here or something.

Kids: OH BOY! A NiGHTS CHAO!

L007: **Flies up just above the kids reach** These guys are not invited!

Random kid: We got you now! LAUNCH THE CATAPULT!
*Catapult fires a brick, hitting L007 in the head*

L007: OW.... why... me... **Faints onto the ground**

RinkuTheFirst · #112

SF:I thought those kids left...

Random little kid:Hey it's that scary hedgehog from yesterday!Get him!

SF:HIM!!!!*turns around,eyes glowing red*HOW DARE YOU MISTAKE ME FOR A BOY!!!!

All little kids:*look frightned*

RLK:*is lifted into the air and thrown through the nearest window*

Rest of the little kids:*run away*

SF:WHY DO PEOPLE MISTAKE ME FOR A BOY?!

#113

L007: **On the ground, still weak** Maybe... it could be... **Stops** ... so... weak... must... get... root beer...

RinkuTheFirst · #114

SF:*thinking to self:Stupid kid...Calm down,calm down,you can't tear down the bar no matter how mad the kid makes you.*...*eyes go back to their normal green color*...

L007:Help...me...help...

SF:*thinking to self:Man I wish he would shut up...*BSD,can I have a root beer?

BSD:Sure.It'll be 10 rings.*gives SF root beer*

SF:Thanks.*gives BSD 10 rings*...*gives L007 the root beer*Shut up now,ok?

#115

L007: **Chugs the Root Beer down** Thank you! However, I am stlll a little thirsty. HEY BSD!

BSD: What?

L007: 20 Root Beers to me!

BSD: WHAT? 20?!

L007: You're right! Just give me an entire keg of Root Beer! **Stomache starts to rumble** Ugh... I need to rest still. **Sits down**

[ June 15, 2004, 05:41 PM: Message edited by: Luigi007 is The Greatest Nightmare ]

Black Skull Dragoshi · #116

BSD:*Gives L007 a keg of Root Beer*99 rings.

L007:*Gives BSD 99 rings*Thanks.

BSD:Your welcome.

The Luigi Man · #117

LM comes into the bar.

TCG: Tough day at the Mod Forum?

LM: Yeah. The only good thing that came out of it was that I finally got my award for saving all those girls.

SJR: Here have a beer.

L007: What about us?

BSD: Yeah, we helped too.

LM: Here (gives the others medals)

TCG: Hey why don't I get one?

LM: Because you were a hostage.

TCG: Oh yeah.

LM: Now I want a nice beer and rest before I go home. I have a meeting with Sonic himself tomorrow.

SJR: Mods are busy people.

The kids come and chase the mascots.

L007: Not again!

#118

L007: **Plays dead**

Random kid (boy, those random kids are famous today!): Aww, he's asleep! **Kicks L007**

L007: RAAAAAAWWWWWWRR!!

RK: EEEK!! **Runs away**

L007: Now to watch some SatAM on my computer!

Tablecloth Girl · #119

What ever happened to Shadow Jr? If he doesn't appear soon, someone else will need to have the job as manager.

The Luigi Man · #120

LM: I don't know, that's why I've been here so long, since SJR hasn't been around. I have other jobs to do you know. He better be back soon. Anyway it's closing hours isn't it? Time to go home people here's your paycheck courtesy of Shane Sacobie from VGF.