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Post by Gumby dammit » Mon May 31, 2004 11:14 pm

The Suffering

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THIS GAME SUCKS!!! WHY? EVEN THOUGH THIS SO CALLED 'GAME' has blood and gore in it,the blood and gore look more realistic in Mario,and Mario,or Suckio,cause that game has no blood or gore in it.
Now you must think this game has good gameplay,right? Wrong! This is the WORST gameplay on earth,wait,what am I kidding? Gameplay is nothing in a game. It's graphics,man.
Now,weaponry. I've seen more deadly crap in my toilet. Wow. Blade made by inmates. Wow. Revolver. Wow. Two revolvers. Wow. Machine gun. Excuse me while I jump for joy. [/SARCASM]
Now,the most important part,graphics! These graphics are too dark... I can't see a thing. So,if I can't see a thing,how can I play? I can't. What I could see was prison wall.
Now,surely the voices are good,right? No. At least 3/4 of this game you hear the F word.
The characters look like crap. Torque,which is a GAY name,mind you,looks like he just came from a toilet after being crapped on. And secondly,he's MUTE!!! ALL GAMES EXCEPT HALO THAT HAVE A MUTE MAIN GUY SUCK!!!!
This game deserves to die,along with the people who made it. Midway,I'll crap on your graves when you die!

[ June 03, 2004, 06:50 PM: Message edited by: Tenth Star ]
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Post by Godot » Thu Jun 03, 2004 8:04 pm

MEGAMAN

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GRRR HE SHOULD BE NAME MEGABOY OR MEGAWHIMP BCUZ I NEVAR PLAY TEH GAME N I LIKE TO WHINE!!!!1111 :mad: :mad: THE THING I LIKW ABOUT THE GAME IS THAT I NAVER PLAWYED IT N I HOPE IT STAYED TAHT WAY!!!!!!!! :mad: :mad:
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Post by Gumby dammit » Thu Jun 03, 2004 9:21 pm

Chase HQ

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Wow is all that can be said here.
This game is SO real! You dodge Sunday drivers just like in real life! Wow!
Compare this game to any other game of it's kind. Which is better? Duh,Chase HQ.
Chrono Trigger,the so called 'Best Game Ever',is blown out of the water by this. You hit cacti and rocks and get your car trashed,JUST LIKE IN REAL LIFE!!!
The graphics are bad,but that doesn't matter. IT'S SO REAL HOW IF YOU HIT SUNDAY DRIVERS YOUR CAR GETS TRASHED!!!
BUY THIS GAME NOW!!! YOU'LL BE GLAD YOU DID!!!!
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Post by OcarinaMan » Fri Jun 04, 2004 6:25 pm

Majora's Mask:
Mann, thiis is ahorrble gaem becuz yu hav too start over al the tiem and loose yor money and arows and stuf.

^Based on a real review...

Yes, the spelling was that bad.
You can\'t spell \"women\" without woe.
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Post by Gumby dammit » Sun Jun 06, 2004 10:43 am

Viewtiful Joe

(( Note: A kid at my school said everything in this review. I'll bold the bad parts. ))

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In 2003,Capcom created their first game ever,Viewtiful Joe. This is a half excuse for a game,as Joe wears a pink cape. This game also sucks because the graphics are kiddy. HELLO NINTENDO! THIS IS THE 21ST CENTURY! Get with the times. We want realistic games. Not some shrimplet who looks more like a cartoon then a movie hero. Another gay part is that Joe's girlfriend is a nerd,and nerds are gay. I'm saying this 'cause I'm a jock. All and all,this game is bad 'cause it ain't on the X-Box.

[ June 07, 2004, 07:25 PM: Message edited by: Tenth Star ]
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