The worst reviews. (2)

[Godot]

^ Aggred.
I wanna do Kingdom hearts too! PuuleaSSSSE?

Kingdom Hearts

Rating: (Can't there be a day where I can't listen about the damn thing? ~Amy)

Okay, there is this boy name Sora (Which I may remind you, it is a GIRL name.) with the biggest looking feet and the gayest clothes outfit he could pick out who protects the world with...A KEY? He goes to save his friends, but was sucked into god knows where and befriends two animals that are on two legs Donald Duck and Goofey. So, when he puts down his bong to see if it was all true, he then get's poof into the land of "Dinsey".
May I say that most of the stories where not created by Disney, and was stolen? Do everyone give a flying (Censor)? NO! Everyone raves about it:
"Square is so good!"
"This game makes Nintendo cry? Hell yeah!"
"I'm going to name my little boy Sora!"
My god people. MY GOD. Open your friggin' eyes. Here what you should do: Shove that game thing up your shoot and poop it out because that is what it's worth: (censor).

~Amy
(Like it?)

Edit: Okay, I used () to much. (Then again, who doesn't?)

[ November 08, 2003, 10:08 PM: Message edited by: TikalTheEnchilda ]

[Majic-Falcon]

ok dude who is pissed at WW. ok dude that game was actually pretty good. There are some awsome new items you get like the grappling hook, plus (fyi because you think it is an OoT rippoff), the giant flood comes to the world and there are people fighting for dry land. And Link get's to sail around in a sailboat with a kickass cannon on it. Last time I checked, that part wasn't in Oot, of any Zelda game for that matter. If you have never played a game, why are you writing a review for it at all, let alone a ****ty **** ass one????!!!! Plus, how the hell did OoT get 3 on the madness scale? That was one of the best games on the N64. Next time, think before you post.

[Majic-Falcon]

Originally posted by Yoshimaster sez Get N or get out:
I want to do Halo, too:

Halo

What we have here is the most overrated game in the entire universe. After giving themselves seizures from playing Halo seven hours into the night, it's no wonder Halo fanboys can't type.

Ok, the graphix here are decent, for X-box, at least. I mean, what's the big deal here? There's no graphix phenomenon about Halo. It looks just like every other X-box game.

And then there's the weapons. Man, what IS this sh*t? I'm carrying around a ball full of spikes, which I'm assuming is an alien equivelent of a machine gun. But it runs out of ammo so fast, why bother.

And then there's the AI. Yes, it sucks balls. I've been fighting aliens for an hour straight and I haven't been hit once. What's with that?

No, people, Halo is not the best game in the entire world. Judging from its horrible gameplay and storyline, I'm surprised it's the best on Xbox.

WHAT THE F*** IS YOUR PROBLEM???!!!!!! GO SMOKE SOME MORE WEED CRACK AND F*** YOUR MOMMA LIKE YOU DID BEFORE YOU WROTE THAT REVIEW, WHY DON'T YA????!!! AND DON'T CALL ME A GODDAMN X-BOX FANBOY BECAUSE I LIKE PS2 MORE!!!! HALO IS BROBABLY THE BEST GAME IN THE ****ING WORLD. OBVIOUSLY YOU SUCK BALLS WITH ANYTHING DEALING WITH HAND-EYE COORDINATION, OR ELSE YOUR PATHETIC, PRIMITIVE MIND WOULD REALIZE THAT HALO IS THE BEST GAME EVER!!!!!! "oh yeah the weapons are gay like me la de da de da i lick my daddy's c*ck blah blah blah" WELL THAN WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR IDEA OF A GOOD 1ST PERSON SHOOTER GAME HUH B*TCH? GOLDENEYE FOR N64????!!!!!! (oh yeah when im done flaming this flamer i will write a review for that gay-ass game) FYI: the "ball of spikes" is a needler. Obviously you can't read or you would know that. If I had one with me I would hunt you down and pump 10 clips of the explosive needles into your gut to wipe your slimy, pollutant ass of this world. The graphics are actually not that bad, especially for one of the first games made for X-box. And about the weapons. They're futuristic, which makes it almost impossible for you (you as in yourself not people in general) to have any knowledge on them, considering you problably know absolutely nothing to begin with, let alone anything about guns. This game is actually quite challenging (or easy, depending upon the difficulty you put it on [easy, normal, heroic, legendary]) And if you think it was a flop, consider this: THE GAME CREATED A WHOLE ****ING CHAIN OF NOVELS THAT WERE BEST-SELLERS, ALONG WITH THE GAME ITSELF!!!!

[ November 09, 2003, 05:33 PM: Message edited by: Majic-Falcon ]

[give me food]

Majic-Falcon sucks at life.

[Godot]

Mario Party 4

I THINSK MP4 IS KIDDISH AND LEIK GAYCUBE. IZ U WAnnN GANE GET A X-BOX WITH HELO! BECUZ X-BOX ID GOD!!!!!!11111ONEONEFIVE

No... Here the real one.

Maio Party four

Five mad faces.

I was hoping for a Mario game because my Mario Party Two had been sucked in a tornado. I got it and I glad it is busted. There is not a good set borad, and the charater voices sound quite odd. Daisy sounded like a prep, and luigi sounds like my grandfather when he was having a cold. It really STINKS having a crappy borad. If you want a good game, get MK D!!!

[ November 23, 2003, 06:53 PM: Message edited by: TikalTheEnchilda ]