The worst reviews. (2)

[A Genius]

Space Invaders

WHAT THE *F-word goes here*???!1? HOW COULD ANY *F word goes here too* COULD ANYONE LIVE WITH THIS *F-=word goes here as well*?????

Okay, so cliched aliens are taking over the world, I mean what the *guess what word goes here* were these guys smoking? Why aliens? Everyone's already seen aliens! How *F-Word. W007.*ing unoriginal is that?

And you only have ONE weapon! ONE god*F-word, censored so that I don't get banned*it! It's a weak *F-word doesn't insult people, people insult people*ing laser! I mean, come on! And when *F-word goes here, although it wouldn't actually make sense in this particular position in the sentence, but I don't care.* you fire it, YOU CAN ONLY FIRE ONE AT A TIME! Stupid *F-word, censored by moia. Is that how you spell "moia?"*, this is.

If you see this game in an arcade, get some gasoline and a match, pour the gasoline on the machine, then use the match to set it on fire. You'll probably get arrested, but at least you'll save the world from this piece of *F-word. And are you tired of my censorship yet?*.

-A Genius (I intend to do an actual review on Space Invaders someday. How *F-word, again.*ing cool is that?)

[ April 04, 2003, 09:33 PM: Message edited by: A Genius ]

[SuperMarioBro#1]

Jeez, how much of a Fan-boy can DM be about CT(I'm not trying to make you mad or flame you)

With this review, I clarify, to be flamed into the universe, but...

Halo:

Okay, what the heck game is this crap! For all I care, next to Vice City, this is the most overrated thing ever. Whoopee, enemy A.I. can suck my balls! Gameplay, there is nothing to it! EGM giving it all 10's. I'll pee on their graves when they die for all 10's! I don't see why this is called a FPS, it should be ashamed to call it that. Now if you disagree, go suck D!ck.
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VGF Post of the week: Saying a system sucks because it can't play DVD's or CD's Is just like saying a system sucks because it can't make toast. - Codie Kitty

Advice of the week: Input Ali Zabu at the locked door at the east of inside the castle to open it.

[ April 18, 2003, 06:17 PM: Message edited by: Super Mario Bro #1 Plus 2 ]

[A Genius]

^Why would anyone flame you? You're supposed to make good games look like crap.

-A Genius (The luggage will bite your foot.)

[ April 18, 2003, 07:04 PM: Message edited by: A Genius is stupid ]

[Kil'jaeden]

I'll do..........
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 mad smilies

Superman [64]
This is the worst game in the universe.
A Sesame street game is better. Graphics, good if you live in block world. Sound, ahhh! evil monkeys. Gameplay. you fly around forever and use some power to kill some guys, but they'll kill you first,you have find the power, and then there are no enemies to fight. I almost wasted $40 on this piece of crappity crap. I rented it, hated it, and bought Paper Mario instead. This game should be blown to oblivion with a rocket launcher. Whoever made it should be ashamed to have thier names on it. Don't give a penny for it.

[Please don't stretch the page.-Dross]

[ June 03, 2003, 07:22 PM: Message edited by: A N D R O S S ]

[A Genius]

^Ah, but you neglect the fact that your SUPPOSED to giv the game the worst possible score, whether you like it or not! Read the first post in this topic, and you'll see!

-A Genius (IT'S LIKE MAGIC!!!)