If you _______, you might be a ________

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Fill in the blanks.

Example:
If you do work around the house without your shirt on, and your husband does too, you might be a redneck.

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If you go onstage at Summerfest and piss on the front row, you just might be a ****ing ass hole.

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If you put bedsheets on your head and your horse and ride around, you might be a klan member.

If you you've been married three times
and still have the same in-laws, you might be a redneck.

If you think Taco Bell is a mexican phone company, you might be an idiot.

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