In the Next Issue of NC Comics: What IS the Thingy?

[Infernal Dragoon]

GF7:WHich means I have the Thingy because I gave the Thingy and then got the...Oh this is stuped *seals up plothole* Anyway Helloooooo I have the Thingy look at me the Thingy here it is with me *runs around waving the thingy for all to see* try to get it from me.*puts thingy on big screen* here it is folks the Thingy, and its with me, GF7. You have to get it from me! *climbs up empire state building with a megaphone and waves Thingy* I have the Thingy and Im not going to give it to anyone.You have to take it from me!

[Breadlord Dragoshi]

*Air next to GF7 shatters, revealing Dragoshi who pops out of a hole in reality, which closes when he steps out of it*"...I'll be taking that." *Dragoshi then proceeds to steal the Thingy and fly down the Empire State Building*

[Greenmarioman]

king kong grabs you and takes the thingy. he goes back to his island.
(im helping other people now)

[Infernal Dragoon]

I summon Godzilla and he fights King Kong.While the two fight I take the Thingy and go to Austrailia

[UltimateGamer176]

You get torn apart by a Great White Shark. I take the Thingy and hide in another website.

[The Evil... Dr. 8-Bit!]

However that website happens to be MY website. I delete you, take the Thingy, and go to the Land of Doom, where I hire every Sprite Comic/Video Game Character ever to protect me.

[Lord K.]

^However, only my sprite comics took the job. I take the thingie and escape through a plot hole. Then, I hide in a tree.

[The Evil... Dr. 8-Bit!]

I chop the tree down, and you die from the impact. I take the thingy and work in a Chinese Restaraunt.

[Infernal Dragoon]

My monkey ninja chef works there and he poisons your food.You die instantly and he gives me the Thingy and some sweet and sour chicken.

[The Willful Wanderer]

WAHA!

And then I run in and grab the thingy before rushing out of the restaurant! Upon exiting you see me running down the street with the thingy under my arm! And running up the street with the thingy under my arm! And... across the street with the thingy under my arm...? And running up the face of the restaurant building with the thingy under my arm?? And roofhopping across the city with the thingy in a custom-designed velvet-padded leather totebag?!? And diving into a sewer with the thingy wrapped in rags?!?

Shaking your head to clear it, you realize I am also miniature and floating around your head with the thingy!

Clearly, there are too many of me and the thingy.

[Infernal Dragoon]

GF7:Oh..... My..... Word...... Good thing I learned this. CLONE JUTSU!

Me and my clones scatter, track down and defeat every Starblade clone.Then we all take the Thingies obtained and fuse them into a Super Thingy!Using the Super Thingy I teleport to the impenitrable Stronghold of Stronghold of Meta Fortress of Hardened Citadel of Ni.

[The Willful Wanderer]

Whoa whoa whoa. Slow down there sparky.

Suddenly something taps you on the shoulder. Turning around, you behold...

Several hundred of me.

Selene 1: Just so you know, we're not clones. That would imply that one of us is an 'original' and the others are copies.

Selene 4: Yeah. We're all equal, and we're all me. I mean, I'm all of us. Uh.... I mean that she *points at S-1* is me and I'm her and we're both us but me, you get it? Because I'm all of us

All Selenes: But we're all me.

Selene 1: Or rather, to simplify.... I have subdivided, not copied, myself.

Then you feel a breeze.

Selene 472: Yoink!

And all of me disappear through a conveniently placed warp tunnel, dismantling the thingy and each taking one of the 896 parts to a different planet. Except the little half-foot-tall me that perches on your shoulder.

Selene 8961/2: All your friends are laughing behind your back. Kill them.

[Infernal Dragoon]

GF7: -_-#...Buzz off! *flicks away Selene 896 1\2*

Selene:EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *splatter*

Goblin Ninja:Well that stinks how are you supposed to get every single piece on different planets

GF7:Well the Thingy only stays in pieces temporarly.By now it should have reformed and returned to Selene#1 so all we need to do is use my Thingy Tracker *pulls out Thingy Tracker* So she's in her main base Space Platform XQ5 "Starblade" and I mean every single one of them....Could be tricky.....

Monkey Ninja Chef:What should we do

GF7:I dont know. If only there were...AHA!

An Idea bulb appears than turns off I clap and it turns on again

Later at Platform Starblade

Selene:At last The Thingy is mine

Selene:You mean ours right?

???:No! She means its MINE!

Selene:Who said that?!

Out of the shadows comes...

GF7:Me.I'll be taking that Thingy.

All the Selenes laugh at me and I just stand there wiping the spit off my face

Selene:Your kidding right?

Other Selene:Your outnumbered! It would be OVERKILL!

GF7:He he he he.........That may be true.....

Suddenly Another me appears out of the shadows but this one has a 8 on his armor

GF8:But the best part of being me....

Another appears with a 31 on his armor

GF31:Is that there are so.......

Another appears with a 1 on his armor

GF1:Many Mes!

Then tens of thousands of Gamefiends appear with various numbers on thier armor.

Selene: Should've saw that coming...But still we'll win!

GF7:We'll see about that....CHARGE!

One climatic battle later the Gamefiends become victorius after using a failed attempt for cologn agaist the Selenes which involved enhancing radioactive materials and musterd (which was apparantly lethal when turned into a gas) using our radiation suits and gas masks we enter the Selene half of the battlefield and find the Thingy I take it and we all warp to my base On Mercury and party

GF7: Drinks are on me!

All the other Gamefiends jump on top of me and get the drinks.

GF7: :o Ow

[DR.Death]

minion: sir we have a hologram message

DR.Death: who is it and it better be inportant

minion: its the rouges

DR.Death on screen! *giant hologram apears*

rouge: i have eargent news the thingy is in the hands of the Game Feind 7

DR.Death: thank you *hologram disapates leaving a giant turkey flaverd cotton candy puff* hmmm *eats cotton candy puff* not bad

minion: orders sir?

DR.Death: get me some milk *drinks milk restoreing 3 mana per second*

DR.Death: ok *begins to summon undead army*

army leader: what are your orders *http://www.doomworld.com/shots/doom3_09 ... venant.jpg

DR.Death: get me the thingy *waits on sofa*

army leader: we have it * hands out thingy*

DR.Death: sweet *hands army leader a keg of ground human shake* now lets watch the game!

[UltimateGamer176]

I suddenly enter the base on Mercury and easily defeat all the other Gamefiends. I then challenge the real Gamefiend to a battle. After an epic 12 hour battle, I stand triumphantly over the defeated Gamefiend and take the Thingy and go to my underground base and party with Mario and Sonic.

[DR.Death]

DR.Death: exlent he is still drugged he wont be a bother to us now that he thinks he has the thingy

army leader: nice

minion: sweet *flips on tv*

[UltimateGamer176]

I drop a bomb on Dr. Death's house. I then take the Thingy and go to Space Colony ARK where I party with Mario and Sonic.

[Infernal Dragoon]

Me Wario and Shadow come in and beat the living tar out of VGA, Sonic and Mario. I take the Thingy and we go party at the Death Egg.

[UltimateGamer176]

Me, Mario and Sonic come in and beat the living crap outta you guys. I take the Thingy and we party on Space Colony Death Egg.

[Mushi]

"Party? Why wasn't I invited?" Said a saddened MC Mushi Mo. He grabbed a balloon (nice and red) and held it between his thumb and fore finger(yes, my hands ARE that big) and slowly brought the two together.

*POPTOTHEMAX*

"Whoah, that balloon popped to the MAX" Uttered a surprised VGA, dropping his nachos and putting up his dukes.

"I know what you want! You ain't getting the thingy! It's MY thingy!" He thumbed his nose, the began hopping back and forth, his fists ready to strike a blow at his large opponent.

"Alright then..." Mushi took one massive step forward, his size fourteen feet stopping just short of VGA. The little Video Game Addict set loose his fists, each blow strong enough to cripple a normal-sized man. Relentlessly he fought, not letting MC have any sort of opening to counter with his own blow, the flurry of fists making several impacts on the behemoth's abdomen.

"Alright, you done?" Mushi was unimpressed, frankly, his large body could handle a kick from a VERY large horse.

"I'm getting tired, and I want that thingy, last chance to hand it over quietly."
VGA would have none of it. He wound up for another punch, only to have a large hand grab his fist, stopping the blow before it began.

"Bad choice, buddy." Mushi curled his other hand into a fist the size of a large grapefruit, then sent it sailing towards the side of VGA's head. The Addict's head burt open like a ripe melon, a splatter of red, pink, and grey going in every direction. Mushi flicked his hand off, bits of hair, scalp, and bone still covering it. He looked towards Mario and Sonic.

"Now, thingy me." They both ran off, leaving behind the thingy. Mushi picked it up, and pressed a small button on his lapel. He phazed on board of his transport vessel, which was orbiting two hundred miles above the Earth