In the Next Issue of NC Comics: What IS the Thingy?

UltimateGamer178 · #121

The food sucks so much you die. I take the Thingy and find Mario and Sonic and we beat up Wario and Shadow. Then we go to Strong Badia and party with Strong Bad.

#122

Shotgun

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Your face

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Mess. And a free thingy. Up for grabs.

UltimateGamer178 · #123

I bash your head in with a crowbar. I take the Thingy and run.

Infernal Dragoon · #124

You run into a land mine and it blows your legs off. You fall over and the Thingy is in front of you frustratingly out of reach. I walk up and take the Thingy then laugh at you and start kicking you.

UltimateGamer178 · #125

I get up and beat the living crap outta you. I take the Thingy and go to Charles Darwin Middle School.

Infernal Dragoon · #126

But your legs blew off, how could you get up if...Aw forget it!

In Charles Darwin Middle School you learn how to fly across the Atlantic Ocean in a one man plane. However the Thingy cant fit in the plane your going to fly in so you leave it behind. While you fly to Paris I take the Thingy from the runway and fly off in the original flying fortress:B-17 Flying Fortress - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

UltimateGamer178 · #127

It caves in on you and you die. I take the Thingy and go to Epcot.

Infernal Dragoon · #128

I quickly repair my Flying Fortress then fly to Epicot and bomb the living tar out of it. I land, take the Thingy, and take off!

Ninja Goblin:Where are we going

GF7: We are going... to the Airplane Quicktrip... We're low on fuel and I want a capichino... Actually its just because I want the cappechino...

UltimateGamer178 · #129

I strapped a bomb on the plane when you weren't looking. You get there and get the cappechino and when you get back in the plane, KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!! I take the Thingy and go to Space Colony ARK.

Infernal Dragoon · #130

I go up to you

GF7:All right VGA...You win...I surrender...In fact have the 7 chaos emeralds as a congradulation present

VGA:All right! Now I can use the Eclipse Cannon!

You put all 7 Chaos Emeralds into the slots when an alarm goes off and a holigram of Prof.Gerald appears

Gerald:To whoever placed all seven chaos emeralds into the cannon... I hope you werent expecting to use the Eclipse Cannon's full power. Because instead of that I have placed a program which causes the ARK to crash into the Earth in excactly 27 minutes and 50 seconds and destroy everything...All you ungreatfull humans who took everything away from me shall feel my loss and despair...

VGA:Ok...So when is it going to work?

GF7:Ok...Just stay there for...27 minuits and 50 seconds and it will work. Bye *warps to my base on mercury*

VGA:OK...

27 minuits and 50 seconds later the ARK crashes into Earth and Earth blows up leaving a smoke cloud in the shape of Gerald's face laughing.

UltimateGamer178 · #131

Sonic is there and he beats you up. I take the Thingy and go to a nightclub.

#132

You Suffocate, for there is no nightclub, or Earth, The Thingy is left in your rattered corpse

UltimateGamer178 · #133

For some reason the Earth comes back and I take the Thingy and go to the last place you'd expect me to be.

Infernal Dragoon · #134

I make a sword appear from out of the shadows and stab behind me.Just as I didn't expect you fall over dead behind me.I take the Thingy and warp to Azeroth and party with the Tauren.

UltimateGamer178 · #135

I blow up Azeroth. I take the Thingy and warp to my secret base.

Infernal Dragoon · #136

I infiltrate your secret base and steal the Thingy from under your nose. Then set the base to Self Destruct and warp away to my secluded fortress and watch your base self destruct on wide screen.After that I start to party with my robots and goblin ninjas.

Greenmarioman · #137

I was dressed as one. i jumped out, grabbed the thingy, then went to luigi's mantion.

Infernal Dragoon · #138

Edit: Noone seemed to respond to the last one so I changed it

I use the Sheep Talisman to seperate your spirit with your body and take the Thingy from your body. Then Luigi noticies you and thinks your another ghost then sucks you in his Poltergust 9000 then sends you to E. Gadd and he puts you into a portrait.

Infernal Dragoon · #139

VGF would like to appologise for the following post

WILL SOMEONE F******* REPLY ALREADY?! >:|
ITS BEEN AT LEAST A WEEK SINCE I PUT SOMETHING IN! GO TAKE THE ******* THINGY FROM ME ALREADY! I DONT CARE HOW JUST DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!

#140

*Gamefiend 7 gives the Thingy to Gamefiend 7, causing a plothole*