In the Next Issue of NC Comics: What IS the Thingy?

All about the Neglected Characters in the Mario/Video Game World.
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Post by Lord K. » Sat Apr 07, 2007 5:35 am

*Lord Kenny runs in and snatches the Thingy. The Thingy scanner vanishes from the space-time continuum, for some reason. Lord Kenny then hides the Thingy in SephirothKirby's house. Then, Lord Kenny goes to his mansion and makes a sammich.*

Edit: Point.

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Post by Lilac DownDeep » Sat Apr 07, 2007 5:52 am

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Tess: KENNY, IMMA GONNA KEEL YOU!!!!

*Bass flies over to Kenny's Hideout, and he then drags Kenny to the computer room*

*Tess strangles Kenny*

Bass: Oh. The results printed while Kenny took the Thingy.

Tess: -_-;; The main reason I wanted to kill Kenny was because I thought he shorted the equipment and we had to re-scan the Thingy!

Bass: Moron. >>

Tess :-p icks up paper-

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Post by Infernal Dragoon » Sat Apr 07, 2007 4:33 pm

When you pick up the results a sudden dragonlike figure swoops down and grabs it then flies away,then another dragonlike figure swoops down and grabs the Thingy then flies away,then yet another dragonlike figure appears then kills Kenny then dissapears.It was Magma Dragoon, Twilit Dragon Argorok, Meta Ridley! They all warp to my secret space base with the Thingy and the results from my Thingy Scanner.

GF7:Nice work guys! Now lets see what the Thingy really is!

Meta Ridley gives me the results and we start to read it together

GF7:*reads from paper*
Subject: Thingy

Abilities: prevents tooth decay,contains powerful and mysterious properties

Description:Many people call this mysterious artifact the Thingy but it is truly called....

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Post by Lilac DownDeep » Sat Apr 07, 2007 5:01 pm

... The God of Doctors's Artifact...

The Thingy's Answer to Life is...




42.

END TRANSCRIPTION.

Tess: *peeking over GF's Helmet* WTF? That was weird.

Bass: We could sell that paper to make MILLIONS! >D

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Post by Infernal Dragoon » Sat Apr 07, 2007 6:08 pm

GF7:Aww the results must be flawed...

Magma Dragoon:Yeah...It must be because someone took it from the Thingy scanner all those times

Argorok:Mabey if we scan it again...

GF7:We can't! The Thingy scanner dissapeared from the face of this space time continuum

Meta Ridley:So what does that mean?

GF7:I'll have to make another one.All the supplies are here,It should take a day or two.Oh and as for you Tess and Bass...Make yourself comfortable.

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Post by ChuckleHuck » Sat Apr 07, 2007 6:25 pm

Can I blow up the thingy?

...and everyone along with it? It'd be an early birthday present.

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Post by Infernal Dragoon » Sat Apr 07, 2007 10:06 pm

Magma Dragoon: Do that and I'll hadokun you.

Meta Ridley:come on and have a seat.GF7 said he's almost done making the Thingy Scanner MK.2

Bass:We're all finding out what the Thingy REALLY is

Tess:But I thought we already did

GF7:*comes out of the door* Those results where flawed!Now give me a few more minutes. Im almost done making it.*goes back into labortory*

A few minutes later

GF7:Alright Im finished! Come on in

Tess,Bass,Twilit Dragon Argorok, Magma Dragoon, Meta Ridley and Chuckehuck come in and find a more advanced Thingy Scanner.

GF7:Isn't she a beauty? Now give me the Thingy *Meta Ridley hands over Thingy* all right

Scanner:This is the Thingy Scanner Mk.2 2.0 *GF7 puts Thingy on scanner* scanning....Subject Thingy *GF7 types in* Throughly scanning Thingy...scanning...scanning...scanning...

GF7:last results would make us millions, but this time we'll be Zillionares

All:YAY!

Then we all wait for the Thingy Scanner MK2 2.0 to finish scanning the Thingy

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Post by Lilac DownDeep » Sun Apr 08, 2007 12:26 pm

Tess: Sweet. *sits down*

Bass: I don't like sitting down..

Tess: *forces Bass to sit down*

Bass: T_T *is sitting down*

Tess: When will it be ready?

GF7: In a few minutes!

Meta Ridley: Money... money.... money...

Magma Dragoon: Bass, you look freakingly familiar. Which game are you in?

Bass: Origianal Megaman

*GASP* TIME PARADOX!!

Bass: O.O;; Isn't there supposed to be...

Tess: I have an anti-paradox thing. I live in the interconnecting dimention whee all VG charries meet. >D This is to avoid... say... Bowser and Baby Bowser meeting.

GF7: It's done! *looks at paper*

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Post by Infernal Dragoon » Sun Apr 08, 2007 5:41 pm

GF7:Ok guys prepare yourself for a very long post*Reads from paper*

Subject Thingy

Description:The Thingy is an artifact from the long lost civilization of Those Guys. It is now known that anyone who posesses the Thingy holds unlimited power over the universe.One of its powers is that it allowes the user to teleport at any time and at any place.It also has enough power to destroy the universe and create it in the possesors liking.It is made of an indestructible material so any way of dissecting has been impossible.The Thingy causes everyone within 3000 light years to get the sudden urge to possess it.Already it has been the cause of countless wars and the destruction of many civilizations.As mentioned before it is made of indestructablew material.Nothing can destroy it,supernovas,digesgtive fluids,fire,shadows,voodo,telekenesis,gravity,light,and every other means of disposing it had no effect at all on the Thingy.Many people believe it to be a god and is actually a living thing,however these rumers have not been proven true.It is known that the Thingy was the cause of Those Guys' downfall.And finally the Thingy has also been clinically proven by world renouned Cody Kitty to reduce tooth decay.

Meta Ridley:.......So.....What does that mean?

GF7:It means...WE'LL ALL SOON BE SWIMMING IN POINTS NOW!

All:WOOO!

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Post by DR.Death » Sun Apr 08, 2007 10:05 pm

*a mysterios voice booms from the shadows oh i dont think so*
gf7: what is the meaning of this!
DR.Death: your so greedy all you want is to have money think about all those helpless children that your taking that money from you should be a shamed of your self
gf7: *gasp* your right all those mean things i done *sniff* im so ashamed!!! what can i do to repair the damage i caused
DR.Death: just give me the thingy and give to all the people wjat they want
gf7: ok here *tosses the thingy* i i i i gottta go bye
DR.Death: hehehehe suka *i grab the papers for the thingy scaner then blow up the scanner and teleport away*

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Post by Lilac DownDeep » Mon Apr 09, 2007 1:34 am

Bass: Oh no you don't!

*warps to where Dr. Death is*

*beats the ever living tar outta him*

*warps back with the Thingy and ppapers*

Bass: Dang looters.

Tess: ... I have newfound respect for you.

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Post by Infernal Dragoon » Mon Apr 09, 2007 5:54 am

GF7:*warps back with a smoothie* Hey guys!Im back!

Magma Dragoon:We think Dr.Death tricked you

Bass:We saved the results for you but the Thingy Scanner was destroyed by Dr.Death

GF7:Oh well it dosent matter...

Argorork:but what about the Thingy

Bass: I got that to.

GF7:All right then *Bass hands over Thingy and results* thanks...Now sell the info for like...a zillion points!

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Post by Lilac DownDeep » Mon Apr 09, 2007 6:00 am

Tess: Yay!

Bass: Yay!

Meta Ridley: Yay!

Magma Dragoon: Yay!

Argorok: Yay!

GF7: *puts it up on EBAY for 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 Dollars/Euros/Points* >D

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Post by t3hDarkness » Mon Apr 09, 2007 6:09 am

T3hdarkness: Hey, I wonder what will happen if I press this button way over here. Oh no, I've just activated Dramatic Soap Opera Mode.

*Dramatic entrance* I come bearing terrible news.

*Dramatic Music Stab* The Thingy is an important artifact, having been removed from its pedastal for so long, the entire demiverse will slowly succombing to tooth decay and rotting away into nothingness.

*Dramatic shots of Lilac catgirl, GamerFiend7, Bass, Agrorork, Magma Dragoon, T3hDarkness, and whoever else happens to be in the general area.*

Thats not all... I'm actually your clone. *More Drama*

Tess: His Clone?

T3hDarkness: YOUR Clone... AND I HAVE AMNESIA! *Drama, Drama, Drama*

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Post by Lilac DownDeep » Mon Apr 09, 2007 6:38 am

Tess Skywalker: THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Bass: Cut the dramatic Skywalker character developement scene and dramedy music.

*Cut*

Tess: xD That's fun.

Bass: O.O

Tess: I'm hungry. Wanna go pick up Zero and get some lunch?

Bass: Sure!

*they leave to pick up Zero and grab a bite at the McGoombas*

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Post by DR.Death » Mon Apr 09, 2007 7:59 am

at micgoombas you order lots of stuff but you dont have enough money so you get arested for pranking then some how ebay crashes and all the things that were being sold are lost for ever in a green hole (instead of black hole) i jump in and use a thingymagnet to pull the thingy in befor the green hole closes (i live off of things on sale)

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Post by Lilac DownDeep » Mon Apr 09, 2007 9:39 am

Lilac: Learn to spell McGoombas correctly. Tess, Bass, and Zero don't have the thingy anyway. >> So they bought their stuff, while watching a green hole near the Mushroom Kingdom.

Zero: I ordered hashes, dammit!

Tess: Sorry. Couldn't help it. *hands over half empty bag*

Zero: T_T; *continues eating*

Bass: Hey, how can I eat if I'm a robot?

Zero: The same reason your hands are big

Bass: *slaps some nearby person on the butt*

Zero & Tess: O.O;;

Bass: You mean that?

Tess: Erm... not really.

Zero: *looks at moniter from hand* Whoa. E-Bay crashed.

Bass & Tess: *LE GASP* Oh No!

Zero: Not like it means aything. Dr. Death is after it like a duck out of water.

Bass: That was a bad pun!

Tess: I wonder how GF7's doing....

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Post by Infernal Dragoon » Mon Apr 09, 2007 2:49 pm

Meanwhile...
Im chasing Dr.Death and then jump through the green hole.We jump out of the green hole transformed!Dr.Death turns into Cutman and I turn into Elecman and the battle starts!

::CutMan vs. ElecMan::

In the end I get the Thingy.

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Post by UltimateGamer178 » Mon Apr 09, 2007 7:31 pm

Suddenly I appear and do this: Madness Depredation
(I am OMFG Clown)


I take the Thingy and hide in an abandoned bomb shelter.

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Post by Lilac DownDeep » Tue Apr 10, 2007 5:42 am

*after eating, they fly towards the green hole*

Tess: Jesus Christ. Guess who came after two boards?

Bass: VGA?

Zero: Duh...

*they follow VGA towards the bunker*

Bass: VGA! Come out! Your under arrest for killing people!

Zaro: You don't do it right. *switches a shorted out electrical switch, which electricutes everyone*

Bass: Augh! My wires!

Tess: I'm smoking!

Zero: D<

VGA: OHMYGOD!!! *throws thingy at the switch, which turns it off*

Tess: x.x

Bass: Urgh. Let's get outta here.

Zero: Yeah.. *picks up Tess, holding her like a cat, runs away*

*Bass takes the thingy and they go to a hospital*

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