Ask Dr. Donez: Dumb and Donezer

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Ask Dr. Donez: Dumb and Donezer

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Post by Perrin Aybara » Sat Jan 13, 2007 4:11 pm

Ok, I guess it's time for another round of Ask Dr. D. Maybe it'll help me kill any free time I have. I'll see if I can update this once a week. And please be easy on the questions. Remeber, Dr. Donez is only a little tweeter, and can't type fast.-jay
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Post by FXGlobal » Sat Jan 13, 2007 4:30 pm

Dr. Donez, how do you type?
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Post by Perrin Aybara » Sat Jan 13, 2007 4:34 pm

Question #1851: Dr. Donez, how do you type?
Dr. Donez's Answer: While drunk on Code Red.

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Post by FXGlobal » Sat Jan 13, 2007 4:46 pm

Captain Churro sends his greetings with puppies!
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Post by Lord K. » Sat Jan 13, 2007 5:05 pm

Dr. Donez, why are you the second tweeter in SMB2? If your so smart, why arn't you the first? Huh? HUH!?
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Post by Codiekitty » Sat Jan 13, 2007 5:40 pm

Who was high on what when they put the deal with those giant flying naked babies into Drakengard?

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Post by MC Luigi » Sat Jan 13, 2007 5:54 pm

Do you think you are TEH PWNAGE compared to TEH PWNER CHAMPEUN, CAPTUN CHURRRROOOOOOOO????????????????????????////
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Post by vanherrmann » Sat Jan 13, 2007 7:22 pm

How many Dwalves can fit in your deathzooker, b4 u are unable to shoot it?
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Post by Crazyswordsman » Sat Jan 13, 2007 7:56 pm

Would you like to buy a vowel? -CSM
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Post by Metal Man » Sat Jan 13, 2007 8:17 pm

Do you use technological, magical, magiteknological, or zooboomafoological energy to make the Ice Pick powerful?
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Post by Alph » Sun Jan 14, 2007 12:43 am

Why are ducks?
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Post by Valigarmander » Sun Jan 14, 2007 1:04 am

What's the farthest you've ever gotten with a woman/man/yourself?
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Post by Crazyswordsman » Sun Jan 14, 2007 2:11 am

Why do all the bad guys in Star Wars have a British accent? -CSM
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Post by Bomby » Sun Jan 14, 2007 2:14 am

Dr. Donez, why won't my carrots grow?
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Post by Perrin Aybara » Sun Jan 14, 2007 2:37 am

Question #1852: Captain Churro sends his greetings with puppies!
Dr. Donez's Answer: Sigh...this again? Churro, go hawk your puppies somewhere else. In fact, where do you keep getting these things?

Question #1853: Dr. Donez, why are you the second tweeter in SMB2? If your so smart, why arn't you the first? Huh? HUH!?
Dr. Donez's Answer: I'm afraid that answer lies in the dark, mysterious darkness of my mysteriously dark past. Don't make me awaken those memories! Don't make me go back there! But really, all they hired us to do was jump around. I'll tell you they weren't hiring for brains, that's for sure.

Question #1854: Who was high on what when they put the deal with those giant flying naked babies into Drakengard?
Dr. Donez's Answer: I may have been high on something at the time, but I don't think I had much to do with that. At least that I remember.

Question #1855: Do you think you are TEH PWNAGE compared to TEH PWNER CHAMPEUN, CAPTUN CHURRRROOOOOOOO????????????????????????////
Dr. Donez's Answer: Damn Churro. Ever since Jay (Or Reid. Whatever) invented him, he's all I hear about. By the way, what are you trying to divide with all of those "/"s?

Question #1856: How many Dwalves can fit in your deathzooker, b4 u are unable to shoot it?
Dr. Donez's Answer: I think my record is fifty-three.

Question #1857: Would you like to buy a vowel?
Dr. Donez's Answer: I donno...how much is it going to cost me? I can buy my vowels for cheap in bulk down at the Price Club, ya know.

Question #1858: Do you use technological, magical, magiteknological, or zooboomafoological energy to make the Ice Pick powerful?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Zooboomafoological, now there's a good word. I almost minored in Zooboomafoologicology in college. But the professors in that department were all pricks. Anyway, the heck if I remember how I made the Ice Pick. I'm not even sure I was the one to make it.

Question #1859: Why are ducks?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Congratulations! You have asked question number eighteen hundred and fifty nine! How do you feel to be granted such an honor?

Question #1860: What's the farthest you've ever gotten with a woman/man/yourself?
Dr. Donez's Answer: I'm afraid that answer lies in the dark, mysterious darkness of my mysteriously dark past. Don't make me awaken those memories! Don't make me go back there! Anyway, I could tell you, but, I won't.

Question #1861: Why do all the bad guys in Star Wars have a British accent?
Dr. Donez's Answer: The British empire must be in control of the human race...um, a long time ago...in a galaxy far, far away... Don't ask me how that works. I still have a nice buzz going from my Code Red.

Question #1862: Dr. Donez, why won't my carrots grow?
Dr. Donez's Answer: Have you tried the most important ingredient of all: love?

-jay
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Post by Mushi » Sun Jan 14, 2007 2:56 am

Why?
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Post by Metal Man » Sun Jan 14, 2007 4:52 am

Who stole my Cocoa Crisp? I need those to live! LIIIIIVEEEEE!!!!!
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Post by LOOT » Sun Jan 14, 2007 9:17 am

Donez, when will Mario knock himself out with a bardiche?
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Post by Crazyswordsman » Sun Jan 14, 2007 10:19 am

If Mario is right behind you, what color are the Bus Driver's eyes? -CSM
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Post by jigglypuffer » Sun Jan 14, 2007 11:55 am

When will I ever get that Wii?
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