You know you've been playing RPG's too much when...

Valentine · #1

You ask the clerk in your local store where the potions are kept.

I imagine you've all seen topics like this before, go ahead and post your favourite and/or original RPG ones here!

Crazyswordsman · #2

You squish a bug, and are mad when a celebration doesn't occur for you "gaining a level."

You try to light your stove with a Fire 3 spell

You try to invent a time machine and insist on going back in time to defeat Conan the Barbarian, John Wilkes Booth, Hitler, etc.

You expect medicine to instantly cure any sickness you have.

-CSM

The Cat · #3

you hit someone and uhhhhh YOU SEE NUMBERS APPEAR OVER THEIR HEADS

what a great post in a great thread IMO

Ace Mercury · #4

When you say your car has 290 HP, you mean hit points.

Leinad · #5

you try to use 'pheonix downs' to bring back your dead gran.
you expect a stick to give you the ability to cast 'holy'.
you stop using deoderant to keep 'random battles' away.

Nomyt · #6

Walk in unknown people homes, and steal everything. Without even speaking to the owners.

Ace Mercury · #7

You proceed to make twenty cakes, in an effort to boost your cooking skill.

Wicked Witch of the Crest · #8

You eat mushrooms, hoping to gain more HP, but end up being sick instead.

Irkenwarrior12 · #9

You believe that wearing blue robes, a floppy hat and painting your face black will grant you dark magics.

Ace Mercury · #10

You try to get people to attack you, so you can copy their skills and add it to your Blue Magics list.

Auron · #11

You expect random people to 'join your party' and travel around with you.

Valentine · #12

You can't go anywhere with more than three other people because 'the party is full'.

Ace Mercury · #13

You kill people and rob their corpses. And then you kind of get disappointed that you didn't find any gold.

Katyrna · #14

You try to find a save point before your next exam just in case something...unfortunate were to happen.

OcarinaMan · #15

You might be an NPC if...

1. You walk in random patterns and never enter or leave the room or area you are in.
2. You say the same simple sentence over and over.
3. You say the same simple sentence over and over.
4. You say the same simple sentence over and over.

Crazyswordsman · #16

^Unless you're that fat lady in the Onett bakery.

"Also, you should always talk to a person more than once. They may have a different message the second time around."

"Yes! Keep the lines of communication open!"
-CSM

Sir Dark The Hunter · #17

You know you're helpless when you can't think of anything funny to say other than WAZZUP!

Crazyswordsman · #18

You walk around the street expecting to get advice from Mr. T. -CSM

Auron · #19

You look for better weapons at each new town you visit.

Katyrna · #20

You expect some crazy monster to pop out at you every 5 seconds--unless you're in the midst of conversation with that random person you just started talking to on the road. And then sometimes they're the monster.