This game is soooooooo horrible, the only racing you'll be doing is back to the store to return this crappy game!
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Mega Man Zero 2
This game is crap! Actually, I just needed a reason to type useless information, so I decided a Nintendo game would do, and I would diss it! I mean, why is it on Nintendork? It should be on the almighty X-Box! Of course, I don't know what it is, I'm just a low-life nerd with no friends.
^Did I sound like a typical X-Box fanboy? (No offense to X-Box people, though!)
This game is crap! Actually, I just needed a reason to type useless information, so I decided a Nintendo game would do, and I would diss it! I mean, why is it on Nintendork? It should be on the almighty X-Box! Of course, I don't know what it is, I'm just a low-life nerd with no friends.
^Did I sound like a typical X-Box fanboy? (No offense to X-Box people, though!)
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Secret of Mana
This is simply THE WORST GAME OF ALL TIME!!! Not because Jay says so, but BECAUSE THIS IS THE WORSTR GAME OF ALL TIME!!!!
Why does this game suck so badly? Well for one reason, you play a stupid idiot named BOY. Well gee, why call him BOY? Why not call him GAY!! And eventually, you get a midget named SPRITE who joins you and a ***** named GIRL!!! GIRL? Oh gee! What a creative name!! the game is simply terrible!!!
And the storyline is simply the WORST I'VE EVER SEEN!!! The storyline of GREEN EGGS AND HAM is more creative and deep than this piece of ****!!! not only does it make as much sense as Shakespeare and The Odyssey, but the storyline involves BOY finding a sword and unleashing a curse upon the village and getting exilled, blah blah blah, meets SPRITE, blah blah blah, meets GIRL, blah blah blah, kills the final boss whatever the hell that stupid thing is because I haven't even gotten past half the game yet but I'm sure it has nothing to do with the storyline.
The AI simply sucks the **** out of your ******* !!! You are the only one there and can slash your sword which has the range of a TOOTHPICK (And is about as strong as one too) like four times while SPRITE and GIRL just stand there going "Duuuuuuuuuuuuh" and getting killed! You can even play as SPRITE and GIRL but they're weaker than a piece of thread!!! And the AI controls them just like it does in Kingdom FARTS but Kingdom Hearts's battle engine simply SUCKS!!! The whole GAME sucks because it has DISNEY and this game sucks too!!!
Did I mention the battle system sucks?
And your character moves like he has a bag of led strapped to his feet and attacks like it's also strapped to his arms!!! HE'S LITERALLY WEAKER THAN A PIECE OF THREAD FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!!!!!
And Neko SUCKS!!! I simply HATE HIM!! HE SUCKS ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Overall, Jay says this game is the worst game of all time, AND HE IS BLOODY RIGHT GODAMMIT!! HE'S RIGHT HE'S RIGHT HE'S RIGHT HE'S RIGHT HE'S RIGHT!!! LISTEN TO JAY!!! DON'T PLAY THIS GAME!!! YOU HEAR ME? DO NOT PLAY THIS GAME JUST BUY IT AND THEN SMASH THE LIVING HELL OUT OF IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Secret of Mana
This is simply THE WORST GAME OF ALL TIME!!! Not because Jay says so, but BECAUSE THIS IS THE WORSTR GAME OF ALL TIME!!!!
Why does this game suck so badly? Well for one reason, you play a stupid idiot named BOY. Well gee, why call him BOY? Why not call him GAY!! And eventually, you get a midget named SPRITE who joins you and a ***** named GIRL!!! GIRL? Oh gee! What a creative name!! the game is simply terrible!!!
And the storyline is simply the WORST I'VE EVER SEEN!!! The storyline of GREEN EGGS AND HAM is more creative and deep than this piece of ****!!! not only does it make as much sense as Shakespeare and The Odyssey, but the storyline involves BOY finding a sword and unleashing a curse upon the village and getting exilled, blah blah blah, meets SPRITE, blah blah blah, meets GIRL, blah blah blah, kills the final boss whatever the hell that stupid thing is because I haven't even gotten past half the game yet but I'm sure it has nothing to do with the storyline.
The AI simply sucks the **** out of your ******* !!! You are the only one there and can slash your sword which has the range of a TOOTHPICK (And is about as strong as one too) like four times while SPRITE and GIRL just stand there going "Duuuuuuuuuuuuh" and getting killed! You can even play as SPRITE and GIRL but they're weaker than a piece of thread!!! And the AI controls them just like it does in Kingdom FARTS but Kingdom Hearts's battle engine simply SUCKS!!! The whole GAME sucks because it has DISNEY and this game sucks too!!!
Did I mention the battle system sucks?
And your character moves like he has a bag of led strapped to his feet and attacks like it's also strapped to his arms!!! HE'S LITERALLY WEAKER THAN A PIECE OF THREAD FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!!!!!
And Neko SUCKS!!! I simply HATE HIM!! HE SUCKS ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Overall, Jay says this game is the worst game of all time, AND HE IS BLOODY RIGHT GODAMMIT!! HE'S RIGHT HE'S RIGHT HE'S RIGHT HE'S RIGHT HE'S RIGHT!!! LISTEN TO JAY!!! DON'T PLAY THIS GAME!!! YOU HEAR ME? DO NOT PLAY THIS GAME JUST BUY IT AND THEN SMASH THE LIVING HELL OUT OF IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Sonic The Hedgehog 1
Dis game is TEH SUXX0R!!! Derez not a spek of blood or gore! I want F******* blood! I want F****** gore! You run around like a moron with a blue hippie HEADGEHOG!!! TAHT'S GHAY! GAY GAY GAY GAY!!! I've never played dis game but it's the suxxor 'cuz it's not on X-Box,the SOnic Mega Collection,yes,but it's on Gaycube so it automaticly sux. Don't buy dis game,it's GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY!!! IT SUX CUZ IT AINT A FPS!!! NO GUNS! DA F****** BOTS HAVE GUNS,AND WHAT CAN U DO? YOU CAN JUMP ON DEM IN A BALL!!! DIS GAME SUX TO DA MAX!!! ITZ A SIDE SCROLLER SO ITZ LIK MAREEO WICH IS GAY! AND DA VILLIN IS FAT!!! AND HE'S ALWAYS IN A F****** ROBOT!!!!! I KEP GETTIN KILED CUZ I LIK GETTIN DA HEAGEHOG KILED. DON'T BUY THIS GAME,IF U DO,YOU SHOULD BE SHOT IN DA MIDDLE OF TWAFFIC!!! PLAY A GOOD FPS,LIKE HALEO! DATZ A GREAT GAME MAN!
(( Did I sound like an X-Box fanboy,or what? NOTE: I'm NOT against Sonic at all. Next to Mario,he's my favorite video game hero. ))
[ April 06, 2004, 07:43 PM: Message edited by: The Tenth Star ]
Dis game is TEH SUXX0R!!! Derez not a spek of blood or gore! I want F******* blood! I want F****** gore! You run around like a moron with a blue hippie HEADGEHOG!!! TAHT'S GHAY! GAY GAY GAY GAY!!! I've never played dis game but it's the suxxor 'cuz it's not on X-Box,the SOnic Mega Collection,yes,but it's on Gaycube so it automaticly sux. Don't buy dis game,it's GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY!!! IT SUX CUZ IT AINT A FPS!!! NO GUNS! DA F****** BOTS HAVE GUNS,AND WHAT CAN U DO? YOU CAN JUMP ON DEM IN A BALL!!! DIS GAME SUX TO DA MAX!!! ITZ A SIDE SCROLLER SO ITZ LIK MAREEO WICH IS GAY! AND DA VILLIN IS FAT!!! AND HE'S ALWAYS IN A F****** ROBOT!!!!! I KEP GETTIN KILED CUZ I LIK GETTIN DA HEAGEHOG KILED. DON'T BUY THIS GAME,IF U DO,YOU SHOULD BE SHOT IN DA MIDDLE OF TWAFFIC!!! PLAY A GOOD FPS,LIKE HALEO! DATZ A GREAT GAME MAN!
(( Did I sound like an X-Box fanboy,or what? NOTE: I'm NOT against Sonic at all. Next to Mario,he's my favorite video game hero. ))
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Yugioh Dark Duel Stories
This game sucks because it's a gay Yugioh game and anything Yugioh is gay! Why you ask? Because of the game's horrible music, horrible gameplay, and horrible rules! Why does it have that weak Kuriboh beating up a dragon? What ever happened to a thing we call Metal gear solid? WHERE'S THE ****** GUNS? WHERE'S THE ****** BLOOD? WHERE'S THE ****** CUSING? THIS IS WHAT MAKES A MASTERPIECE! BLOOD, GUNS, GORE, AND CUSING! NO QUESTIONS ASKED!Get Metal Gear Solid because it is the **** baby, yeah! Not no YuGAYoh game!
(Note: I actually like yugioh, but DDS is a LAME disgrace to all that is Yugioh)
This game sucks because it's a gay Yugioh game and anything Yugioh is gay! Why you ask? Because of the game's horrible music, horrible gameplay, and horrible rules! Why does it have that weak Kuriboh beating up a dragon? What ever happened to a thing we call Metal gear solid? WHERE'S THE ****** GUNS? WHERE'S THE ****** BLOOD? WHERE'S THE ****** CUSING? THIS IS WHAT MAKES A MASTERPIECE! BLOOD, GUNS, GORE, AND CUSING! NO QUESTIONS ASKED!Get Metal Gear Solid because it is the **** baby, yeah! Not no YuGAYoh game!
(Note: I actually like yugioh, but DDS is a LAME disgrace to all that is Yugioh)
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Kingdom Hearts
WHAT THE **** IS THIS ****!? YOU PLAY AS A GAY ****** WHO USES A GAY KEY FOR A WEAPON!! HEAR ME!? A ****ING KEY!!! AND THERE ARE ****** DISNEY **** IN THIS MOTHER ****IN GAME SO IT SUCKS ****! DON'T BUY THIS ****! IT SUCKS MOTHER ****IN ****!
I think I went a bit overboard on that one....
WHAT THE **** IS THIS ****!? YOU PLAY AS A GAY ****** WHO USES A GAY KEY FOR A WEAPON!! HEAR ME!? A ****ING KEY!!! AND THERE ARE ****** DISNEY **** IN THIS MOTHER ****IN GAME SO IT SUCKS ****! DON'T BUY THIS ****! IT SUCKS MOTHER ****IN ****!
I think I went a bit overboard on that one....
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Bionic Commando
WHAT THE HELL IS THIS ****?!?! THIS IS NOTHING BUT A GHEY AND RETARTED NINTENDO GAME FOR STUPID IDIOT 3 YEAR OLDS WITH NOTHING BETTER TO DO THAN TO PLAY ****TY NINTENDO GAMES!!! THIS GAME SIMPLY SUCKS SUCKS SUCKS SUCKS SUCKS SUCKS SUCKS SUCKS SUCKS SUCKS SUCKS!!!
THE GRAPHICS ARE TERRIBLE!!! IN THE FIRST LEVEL OF THE GAME, THERE IS NO BLOOD AT ALL! THIS MEANS THERE'S ABSOLUTLEY NO BLOOD OR VIOLENT EXPLOSIONS OR EXPLODING NAZIS IN THE WHOLE GAME!! DO YOU HEAR ME? NOT A DROP OF BLOOD!!! THERE'S NO BLOOD IN THE GAME AND HENCEFORTH, IT SUCKS!!! IT SUCKS SUCKS SUCKS SUCKS!!! THERE ARE GUNS BUT NO BLOOD AND THIS IS EXACTLY WHY THIS STEAMING PILE OF HORSE **** SUCKS!!!!!
THE STORYLINE BELONGS IN THE DR. SEUSS CATEGORY FOR RETARTEDNESS!!! YOU PLAY AS A *** TRYING TO DEFEAT THE BADDS!! THE BADDS IS A TOTALLY RETARTED NAME!!! IT SHOULD BE UMBRELLA CO OR SHINRA INC!!! THE STORYLINE SUCKS SUCKS SUCKS SUCKS SUCKS SUCKS SUCKS SUCKS!!!
THE MUSIC SUCKS!!! IT'S LITERALLY 2.5 SECOND MUSIC REPEATED OVER AND OVER AGAIN LIKE NINTENDO'S GAMES!! IT'S LITERALLY DO DO DADA DO DO DO DADA DO DO DO DADA DO DO DO DADA DO DO DO DADA DO DO DO DADA DO DO DO DADA DO!!! IT LITERALLY TURNS YOU INTO A ZOMBIE!!! THE MUSIC SUCKS SUCKS SUCKS SUCKS SUCKS SUCKS SUCKS SUCKS!!!!!
AND YOUR GUY CAN'T EVEN JUMP!!! THAT ABSOLUTLEY SUCKS SUCKS SUCKS SUCKS SUCKS SUCKS!!!
AND DID I MENTION THAT THERE IS NOT A DROP OF BLOOD IN THE ENTIRE GAME WHICH MEANS THAT IT'S FOR THREE YEAR OLDS WITH NOTHING BETTER TO DO THAN TO PLAY ****TY NINTENDO GAMES?
OVERALL, DO NOT AT ALL PLAY THIS STUPID GAME!! IT SUCKS SO BADLY IT MAKES GRABBED BY THE GHOULIES LOOK LIKE HALO!!! THIS GAME SIMPLY SUCKS SUCKS SUCKS SUCKS SUCKS SUCKS!!!!
(P.S, that's not actually what I think about Bionic Commando)
[ April 08, 2004, 02:00 PM: Message edited by: Douglas.EXE ]
Bionic Commando
WHAT THE HELL IS THIS ****?!?! THIS IS NOTHING BUT A GHEY AND RETARTED NINTENDO GAME FOR STUPID IDIOT 3 YEAR OLDS WITH NOTHING BETTER TO DO THAN TO PLAY ****TY NINTENDO GAMES!!! THIS GAME SIMPLY SUCKS SUCKS SUCKS SUCKS SUCKS SUCKS SUCKS SUCKS SUCKS SUCKS SUCKS!!!
THE GRAPHICS ARE TERRIBLE!!! IN THE FIRST LEVEL OF THE GAME, THERE IS NO BLOOD AT ALL! THIS MEANS THERE'S ABSOLUTLEY NO BLOOD OR VIOLENT EXPLOSIONS OR EXPLODING NAZIS IN THE WHOLE GAME!! DO YOU HEAR ME? NOT A DROP OF BLOOD!!! THERE'S NO BLOOD IN THE GAME AND HENCEFORTH, IT SUCKS!!! IT SUCKS SUCKS SUCKS SUCKS!!! THERE ARE GUNS BUT NO BLOOD AND THIS IS EXACTLY WHY THIS STEAMING PILE OF HORSE **** SUCKS!!!!!
THE STORYLINE BELONGS IN THE DR. SEUSS CATEGORY FOR RETARTEDNESS!!! YOU PLAY AS A *** TRYING TO DEFEAT THE BADDS!! THE BADDS IS A TOTALLY RETARTED NAME!!! IT SHOULD BE UMBRELLA CO OR SHINRA INC!!! THE STORYLINE SUCKS SUCKS SUCKS SUCKS SUCKS SUCKS SUCKS SUCKS!!!
THE MUSIC SUCKS!!! IT'S LITERALLY 2.5 SECOND MUSIC REPEATED OVER AND OVER AGAIN LIKE NINTENDO'S GAMES!! IT'S LITERALLY DO DO DADA DO DO DO DADA DO DO DO DADA DO DO DO DADA DO DO DO DADA DO DO DO DADA DO DO DO DADA DO!!! IT LITERALLY TURNS YOU INTO A ZOMBIE!!! THE MUSIC SUCKS SUCKS SUCKS SUCKS SUCKS SUCKS SUCKS SUCKS!!!!!
AND YOUR GUY CAN'T EVEN JUMP!!! THAT ABSOLUTLEY SUCKS SUCKS SUCKS SUCKS SUCKS SUCKS!!!
AND DID I MENTION THAT THERE IS NOT A DROP OF BLOOD IN THE ENTIRE GAME WHICH MEANS THAT IT'S FOR THREE YEAR OLDS WITH NOTHING BETTER TO DO THAN TO PLAY ****TY NINTENDO GAMES?
OVERALL, DO NOT AT ALL PLAY THIS STUPID GAME!! IT SUCKS SO BADLY IT MAKES GRABBED BY THE GHOULIES LOOK LIKE HALO!!! THIS GAME SIMPLY SUCKS SUCKS SUCKS SUCKS SUCKS SUCKS!!!!
(P.S, that's not actually what I think about Bionic Commando)
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Mario is missing
Here's the plot: Mario fell down a hole. You must save him by traveling the world. The only way to get out of a level is to find out where you are, and make Yoshi go there. You also have to answer stupid questions. then you leave. The worst part: You can't even die. So Luigi is dancing around acting stupid, letting Koopas hit him every 3 seconds, without dieing. I wish I never bought the game. And when you reach the end (takes about 10 minutes) You can't even kill Bowser. A stupid light falls on him. So he's trying to kill you, and whoops, Mario Jumped on the light! Now Bowsers dead, want to play this incompitante game again? Duh? **** No! Worst game ever made, unless you want to learn something, which I doubt anyone does. I thought since the title was 'Mario is Missing' that Luigi finally gets some action, but he doesn't.
After playing this game I suggest doing one of the following with it:
Throw it down a lake.
Feed it to your dog
whack someone with it
burn it
Here's the plot: Mario fell down a hole. You must save him by traveling the world. The only way to get out of a level is to find out where you are, and make Yoshi go there. You also have to answer stupid questions. then you leave. The worst part: You can't even die. So Luigi is dancing around acting stupid, letting Koopas hit him every 3 seconds, without dieing. I wish I never bought the game. And when you reach the end (takes about 10 minutes) You can't even kill Bowser. A stupid light falls on him. So he's trying to kill you, and whoops, Mario Jumped on the light! Now Bowsers dead, want to play this incompitante game again? Duh? **** No! Worst game ever made, unless you want to learn something, which I doubt anyone does. I thought since the title was 'Mario is Missing' that Luigi finally gets some action, but he doesn't.
After playing this game I suggest doing one of the following with it:
Throw it down a lake.
Feed it to your dog
whack someone with it
burn it
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Animal Crossing:
WHAT IS WITH THIS GAME??! This game is so stupid! I began the game and I already know it's mainly a Choose Your Own Adventure game with all the questions. Then I got to the houses. I chose one, and he made me work for that one! I worked for so long, and when I was done, he said I still had to pay off all my loan! You don't even play as an animal. What kind of crap is that? I wanted to be my favorite animal, and I'm stuck with a male human with the dumbest looking eyes! Now I'm stuck doing one frickin job, and that animal moved away! Get an X-Box and Grabbed by the Ghoulies instead of this piece of junk!
Of course, you can just start over with a new person for the eyes part. (Animal Crossing really is one of the best games, though)
WHAT IS WITH THIS GAME??! This game is so stupid! I began the game and I already know it's mainly a Choose Your Own Adventure game with all the questions. Then I got to the houses. I chose one, and he made me work for that one! I worked for so long, and when I was done, he said I still had to pay off all my loan! You don't even play as an animal. What kind of crap is that? I wanted to be my favorite animal, and I'm stuck with a male human with the dumbest looking eyes! Now I'm stuck doing one frickin job, and that animal moved away! Get an X-Box and Grabbed by the Ghoulies instead of this piece of junk!
Of course, you can just start over with a new person for the eyes part. (Animal Crossing really is one of the best games, though)
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Clock Tower (( Playstation 1 ))
TIHS GAME SUC! YOU PLAY AS ONE O' TWO CHIX,AND IN TTTTEH 2 LEVEL U CAN PLAY AS A COP OR REPORTER. DIS GAME SUCK CUZ ALL YOU DO IS RUN FORM A GEY KID NAMD SIZZERMAN. WHAT A GAY NAME TO 900%,WHICH IS ABUV ONE HUNDRUD PERSENT. DIS ONLY GOT A six CUZ YOU USE A GUN NEAR TEH END UH DA GAME,AND U UZE HOT CHIX. DIS GAME HAS NO BLOD,EVEN WHEN GAYMAN STABS YOU,NO BLOOD!!!!!!!!!!! NO GOR!!!! EVN WEN U SHOT GAYHEADMAN HE DOESN'T BLED! DON'T BUY!!!!
(( NOTE: Clock Tower is one of my favorite games,and this Review is 100% lies! ))
TIHS GAME SUC! YOU PLAY AS ONE O' TWO CHIX,AND IN TTTTEH 2 LEVEL U CAN PLAY AS A COP OR REPORTER. DIS GAME SUCK CUZ ALL YOU DO IS RUN FORM A GEY KID NAMD SIZZERMAN. WHAT A GAY NAME TO 900%,WHICH IS ABUV ONE HUNDRUD PERSENT. DIS ONLY GOT A six CUZ YOU USE A GUN NEAR TEH END UH DA GAME,AND U UZE HOT CHIX. DIS GAME HAS NO BLOD,EVEN WHEN GAYMAN STABS YOU,NO BLOOD!!!!!!!!!!! NO GOR!!!! EVN WEN U SHOT GAYHEADMAN HE DOESN'T BLED! DON'T BUY!!!!
(( NOTE: Clock Tower is one of my favorite games,and this Review is 100% lies! ))
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HARVEST MOON: A WONDERFUL LIFE.
FIRST OFF, I MUST SAY THAT WHILE I HAVE NO PERMISSION TO REVIEW THIS GAME AND I AM A HALO AND GRAND THEFT AUTO FANBOY, I MUST SAY THIS GAME SUCKS!!!
PROS:
YOU DIE! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
YOU GET A HOT CHICK TO MARRY, AND HAVE SEX WITH HER!!!!
PEOPLE DIE!!!!
ANIMALS DIE!!!!!
CONS:
EVERYTHING ELSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
FIRST OFF, I MUST SAY THAT WHILE I HAVE NO PERMISSION TO REVIEW THIS GAME AND I AM A HALO AND GRAND THEFT AUTO FANBOY, I MUST SAY THIS GAME SUCKS!!!
PROS:
YOU DIE! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
YOU GET A HOT CHICK TO MARRY, AND HAVE SEX WITH HER!!!!
PEOPLE DIE!!!!
ANIMALS DIE!!!!!
CONS:
EVERYTHING ELSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
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Pokemon Collosseum
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Nintendo is probably one of the DUMBEST video game companies ON THE FACE OF THE ****ING EARTH!!! Face it, they can't even spell "Colisseum" right, which is one thing, yet they have to completley **** up the gaming market and **** with the lives of young children with these ****ing games!!!
I mean, just look at this game! PURE ****!! You have to STEAL the stupid pokemon! Yes that's right! You have to steal the ****ing pokemon!!! This not only teaches children that stealing is fun, but it teaches them that stealing HELL'S DEMONS is even MORE fun!!!
You have to "Purify" the Satan Spawns but you CANNOT PURIFY Lucifer's Demons!! They are NATURALLY EVIL!!! This is still ****ing up the kid's minds telling us that the Shadow Beings can be purified!! BOOOOOOO!!!!
And there is the graphics. HOLY **** MAN, what the **** are you trying to do Nintendo? Are you trying to ****ing break our eyes?! AAAGH!!! I only played the game for less than an hour and i'm suprised my eyes aren't ****ing piles of jelly splattered all over my ****ing lunchbox-Err I mean Gamecube! I mean, seriously, what the **** is the deal with the gamecube? It has the most kiddy games ever and the most wrong ones. Take Eternal Darkness for example, I CANNOT believe that E.S.R.B rated it "M". What in god's name were they smoking when they rated it "M"?! It should be rated "Ec!" I mean, even "E" rated games on the Xbox (God's system) have more blood, guts, and violent explosions than Eternal Darkness ever would have!!
Back on topic, the storyline is COMPLETLEY GHEY!!! You play as a ****tard who DOESN'T EVEN HAVE A NAME and you blow up an evil organization (Probably a church trying to get rid of all the Satan Spawns in the world), and a slut follows you after you steal an artifact that allows the user to see Shadow Demons. Well, it seems okay for like A THIRTY MINUTE TV SPECIAL but a 300 hour game? what the ****.
This, is the slut who follows you throughout the game. She deserves EVERY swear-word I throw at her because she's even MORE of a slut than Legend of Dragoon's Shana, who was the BIGGEST video game whore until Charlie's Angels made their own video game in which they are trying to save a ****ing ***** named Tidus and-oh wait, they already made that ****. I believe it's called Final Fantasy X-2. And back on topic, she teaches us that Hookers can Identify "Shadow Demons" and that they can help us. OH GOD!!! I never EVER want to see her face again!!!
And THIS is the ****tard you play as. Now, I do kinda like him, he is the only one in the game who has a sense of Fashion, but he the slut that follows you around used her Whore Powers to turn him into a TOTAL ****TARD!! I mean, Man, I feel very sorry for this guy, and I would love to know how he doesn't sweat all his body fluids in that desert-land and where he got that nice Jacket and Glasses. I love his clothes man, but don't you dare call me "Gay" or else I will force you to play this game along with Nintendo's other pieces of **** on their gamecube that's best used as a Lunchbox!
The biggest drawback is the difficulty! I mean, you only start out with TWO level 26 Demons, one of which has the Defense of a piece of BUBBLE TAPE and the other rips down everything in its path. And then, you have to fight a bunch of retarts weilding the weakest ****ing pokemon ever, and then after that, you fight a guy who sends out Mexican Demons called "Ludicolo". This now teaches the kids that all Mexicans look like a Ludicolo, and here is an image of Ludicolo:
See? That teaches kids that all mexicans look like that! This game is nothing but Wrongness galore!!! And when you fight the guy with an army of Ludicolo, they're all like 5 levels higher than you and knock even the demon that rips apart everything it sees! This game just a stupid piece of ****!
And the remainder of the game's backgrounds are complete ripoffs of Final Fantasy 7's style. HOLY **** NINTENDO, could you get ANY more BLATANT? Now YOU have to steal from Squaresoft, which is a better company than you will ever be and will make lots lots lots lots more money than you will ever dream for? I bet Shigeru Miyamoto (Probably Satan himself!) is crying as the whole world thinks this!!
And the worst thing about this game besides everything and the stupid girl is the fact that this is brainwashing children!! Convert back to your religion and not Satanism, which involves Math and Pokemon Collosseum!! Convert back now poor misled children!! As a totally-religiously crazy baptist, I speak out for all of us and every single one of us hate this game, and what you should do is if you have this game or a Gamecube in General, take it out to your front yard, douse it in Gasoline, and light it on Fire! 'Tis the only hope for you lost sheep who like Pokemon!! JUST BURN THE ****ING GAME AND DON'T BUY THE ****ING GAME!!! IT'S THE WORST ****ING DESCISION YOU WILL EVER MAKE IN YOUR SAD AND HARD ****ING LIFE!!! XBOX RULES!!!!
(Images copywright Gamespot.com)
+3Nintendo is probably one of the DUMBEST video game companies ON THE FACE OF THE ****ING EARTH!!! Face it, they can't even spell "Colisseum" right, which is one thing, yet they have to completley **** up the gaming market and **** with the lives of young children with these ****ing games!!!
I mean, just look at this game! PURE ****!! You have to STEAL the stupid pokemon! Yes that's right! You have to steal the ****ing pokemon!!! This not only teaches children that stealing is fun, but it teaches them that stealing HELL'S DEMONS is even MORE fun!!!
You have to "Purify" the Satan Spawns but you CANNOT PURIFY Lucifer's Demons!! They are NATURALLY EVIL!!! This is still ****ing up the kid's minds telling us that the Shadow Beings can be purified!! BOOOOOOO!!!!
And there is the graphics. HOLY **** MAN, what the **** are you trying to do Nintendo? Are you trying to ****ing break our eyes?! AAAGH!!! I only played the game for less than an hour and i'm suprised my eyes aren't ****ing piles of jelly splattered all over my ****ing lunchbox-Err I mean Gamecube! I mean, seriously, what the **** is the deal with the gamecube? It has the most kiddy games ever and the most wrong ones. Take Eternal Darkness for example, I CANNOT believe that E.S.R.B rated it "M". What in god's name were they smoking when they rated it "M"?! It should be rated "Ec!" I mean, even "E" rated games on the Xbox (God's system) have more blood, guts, and violent explosions than Eternal Darkness ever would have!!
Back on topic, the storyline is COMPLETLEY GHEY!!! You play as a ****tard who DOESN'T EVEN HAVE A NAME and you blow up an evil organization (Probably a church trying to get rid of all the Satan Spawns in the world), and a slut follows you after you steal an artifact that allows the user to see Shadow Demons. Well, it seems okay for like A THIRTY MINUTE TV SPECIAL but a 300 hour game? what the ****.
This, is the slut who follows you throughout the game. She deserves EVERY swear-word I throw at her because she's even MORE of a slut than Legend of Dragoon's Shana, who was the BIGGEST video game whore until Charlie's Angels made their own video game in which they are trying to save a ****ing ***** named Tidus and-oh wait, they already made that ****. I believe it's called Final Fantasy X-2. And back on topic, she teaches us that Hookers can Identify "Shadow Demons" and that they can help us. OH GOD!!! I never EVER want to see her face again!!!
And THIS is the ****tard you play as. Now, I do kinda like him, he is the only one in the game who has a sense of Fashion, but he the slut that follows you around used her Whore Powers to turn him into a TOTAL ****TARD!! I mean, Man, I feel very sorry for this guy, and I would love to know how he doesn't sweat all his body fluids in that desert-land and where he got that nice Jacket and Glasses. I love his clothes man, but don't you dare call me "Gay" or else I will force you to play this game along with Nintendo's other pieces of **** on their gamecube that's best used as a Lunchbox!
The biggest drawback is the difficulty! I mean, you only start out with TWO level 26 Demons, one of which has the Defense of a piece of BUBBLE TAPE and the other rips down everything in its path. And then, you have to fight a bunch of retarts weilding the weakest ****ing pokemon ever, and then after that, you fight a guy who sends out Mexican Demons called "Ludicolo". This now teaches the kids that all Mexicans look like a Ludicolo, and here is an image of Ludicolo:
See? That teaches kids that all mexicans look like that! This game is nothing but Wrongness galore!!! And when you fight the guy with an army of Ludicolo, they're all like 5 levels higher than you and knock even the demon that rips apart everything it sees! This game just a stupid piece of ****!
And the remainder of the game's backgrounds are complete ripoffs of Final Fantasy 7's style. HOLY **** NINTENDO, could you get ANY more BLATANT? Now YOU have to steal from Squaresoft, which is a better company than you will ever be and will make lots lots lots lots more money than you will ever dream for? I bet Shigeru Miyamoto (Probably Satan himself!) is crying as the whole world thinks this!!
And the worst thing about this game besides everything and the stupid girl is the fact that this is brainwashing children!! Convert back to your religion and not Satanism, which involves Math and Pokemon Collosseum!! Convert back now poor misled children!! As a totally-religiously crazy baptist, I speak out for all of us and every single one of us hate this game, and what you should do is if you have this game or a Gamecube in General, take it out to your front yard, douse it in Gasoline, and light it on Fire! 'Tis the only hope for you lost sheep who like Pokemon!! JUST BURN THE ****ING GAME AND DON'T BUY THE ****ING GAME!!! IT'S THE WORST ****ING DESCISION YOU WILL EVER MAKE IN YOUR SAD AND HARD ****ING LIFE!!! XBOX RULES!!!!
(Images copywright Gamespot.com)
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Super Mario Brothers 3
THIS GAME IS A STUPID RIPOFF!!! MARIO SAVING PEACH FROM BOWSER AGAIN?!? THIS GAME IS SO DARN STUPID!!! FIRST OFF, YOU PLAY AS MARIO, WHO NEEDS TO GO ON A DIET!!! THEN, YOU PLAY THROUGH THE EASIEST LEVELS EVER! THIS GAME SUCKS SOO MUCH, THAT THE THOUGHT OF IT MAKES HARD-CORE GAMERS LIKE ME PUKE!!!!!! THIS PROVES THAT NINTENDO IS A WHOLE GROUP OF MORONS! WHY ON EARTH WOULD BOWSER KILL HIMSELF?!?!?!?!?!? AND GOOMBAS KILL YOU! WHO EVER THOUGHT OF THIS GAME DESERVES TO DIE!!! WHY? LUIGI IS A DOPE, BOSS BASS ISN'T DIFFICULT, AND MARIO IS SO FAT THAT HE NEEDS TO GO ON A DIET!!! BOWSER COMMITS SUICIDE, PEACH COULD ESCAPE EASILY, AND LITTLE KIDS LOOK INTO A TOILET AND SAY "LOOK! I POOPYED OUT SUPER MARIO BROTHERS THREE!" AND WHEN THEY PLAY IT, THEY SAY "LOOK MOMMY! I'M PLAYING TURD ON MY NES!!!"
OVERALL, THIS GAME IS WORTHLESS, AND DESERVES TO BE CALLED BY ALL CURSES EVER THOUGHT OF ON ANY PLANET AND IN THE FUTURE!!!
This is fun!
THIS GAME IS A STUPID RIPOFF!!! MARIO SAVING PEACH FROM BOWSER AGAIN?!? THIS GAME IS SO DARN STUPID!!! FIRST OFF, YOU PLAY AS MARIO, WHO NEEDS TO GO ON A DIET!!! THEN, YOU PLAY THROUGH THE EASIEST LEVELS EVER! THIS GAME SUCKS SOO MUCH, THAT THE THOUGHT OF IT MAKES HARD-CORE GAMERS LIKE ME PUKE!!!!!! THIS PROVES THAT NINTENDO IS A WHOLE GROUP OF MORONS! WHY ON EARTH WOULD BOWSER KILL HIMSELF?!?!?!?!?!? AND GOOMBAS KILL YOU! WHO EVER THOUGHT OF THIS GAME DESERVES TO DIE!!! WHY? LUIGI IS A DOPE, BOSS BASS ISN'T DIFFICULT, AND MARIO IS SO FAT THAT HE NEEDS TO GO ON A DIET!!! BOWSER COMMITS SUICIDE, PEACH COULD ESCAPE EASILY, AND LITTLE KIDS LOOK INTO A TOILET AND SAY "LOOK! I POOPYED OUT SUPER MARIO BROTHERS THREE!" AND WHEN THEY PLAY IT, THEY SAY "LOOK MOMMY! I'M PLAYING TURD ON MY NES!!!"
OVERALL, THIS GAME IS WORTHLESS, AND DESERVES TO BE CALLED BY ALL CURSES EVER THOUGHT OF ON ANY PLANET AND IN THE FUTURE!!!
This is fun!
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Pokemon Channel
Wow...what a great game! You watch TV and do nothing else! it's so great, despite the fact that you could always watch real TV! Wait! This is better than real TV because it's Pokemon and Nintendo, the 2 best things in the world!!!!
Did I do a good Nintendo fanboy impersination (SP?)there?
Wow...what a great game! You watch TV and do nothing else! it's so great, despite the fact that you could always watch real TV! Wait! This is better than real TV because it's Pokemon and Nintendo, the 2 best things in the world!!!!
Did I do a good Nintendo fanboy impersination (SP?)there?