Biscuits and Gravy

[Heroine of the Dragon]

First, when aussies talk about biscuits, we mean sweet biscuits, which you call cookies. I'm not sure, but I'm guessing these biscuits are kind of like a plain scone???

So, do you like biscuits and gravy?
What kind of gravy do you like on biscuits?
When was the last time you ate biscuits and gravy?

[Booyakasha]

It's all right. It's nothing to write home about. Maybe if I'd been born in Mobile, buttermilk biscuits and sausage gravy would be the flavour of home---------------I'm from Wisconsin. We want pickled herring and bavarian-style saurkraut.

[I REALLY HATE POKEMON!]

It's one of my favorite breakfast meals, not the healthiest thing to eat though. I just like the regular white gravy with lots of pepper, and I mean lots. It's been months since I've had it.

[Booyakasha]

...it's definitely good breakfast food. We had it all the time up at camp, only they called it SOS (if you draw a distinction between SOS and the supposed 'biscuits and gravy'...stop. It's all bread with food garbage on top. It's one step up from pig-slop. Quit being a snob, for crying out loud).

[CaptHayfever]

American biscuits are like a soft, savory, buttermilk scone.

I don't really care for biscuits & gravy, because I don't like white gravy.
I *love* biscuits, though. Melt some butter into 'em, top 'em with jam, make a sandwich out of 'em, eat 'em plain, they're great! (As long as they're still soft.)

And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

[Booyakasha]

....man alive. I love KFC biscuits with honey.

I'd probably commit a crime to get Red Lobster cheddar bay biscuits.

(*tries to imagine combination of KFC and Red Lobster biscuits with sausage gravy on top--------------heart kasplodes*)

[I REALLY HATE POKEMON!]

KFC biscuits are incredible, but they give you that fake honey now, cheapskates.

[Booyakasha]

I dunno. I like eggs more.

I went to the corner diner, and as an experiment, I got two scambies and two fried. Corned beef hash, coffee and orange juice as a control. I think I like scambies better. It's not a bad experiment to do yourself, unless you gots a heart flutter or somethn

[I REALLY HATE POKEMON!]

Corned beef hash is worth a heart flutter.

[Booyakasha]

Continuing the experiment. They messed up my order a little (forgot the orange juice, and they brought me hash browns instead of corned beef hash). Scambies versus sunny-side-up (not the same as fried. I will fight you).

Scrambled still wins------------you know, I'll be the first one to acknowledge it, the yolk is gross. It's just this mass of stuff. I know it's the healthy part, the part loaded with all the vitamins and protein and all----------that doesn't alter the fact that it's disgusting and I don't like it. Anyone who tries to convince me otherwise should try eating eggs without salt and pepper. Yeah, it's really easy to like the yolk when you're having a devilled egg, you cheater.

[Mario500]

It's all right. It's nothing to write home about. Maybe if I'd been born in Mobile, buttermilk biscuits and sausage gravy would be the flavour of home---------------I'm from Wisconsin. We want pickled herring and bavarian-style saurkraut.

"Mobile"?

[Booyakasha]

A place in Alabama. I wasn't trying to disparage it, it was just the first place I thought of when I thought 'place where people probably like biscuits and gravy'.

[I REALLY HATE POKEMON!]

Yolks tastes good if it's a scrambled egg, but any time you can taste the yolks in a more concentrated way, like a hard boiled egg, it's kinda gross if it's not covered up.

[Booyakasha]

that's no yolk

wocka wocka wocka

(*wrestled out of view by black-suited agents*) (*horrible torture noises*) (*public execution noises*) (*riotous applause*)