What's the quickest way to fail in a job interview?

[Heroine of the Dragon]

Without being completely gross or insulting?

[CaptHayfever]

Be late.

And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

[I REALLY HATE POKEMON!]

"I like you. Don't come to work tomorrow."

[Gametrek]

The job system is a discriminating system that is pure lies. It should be a on a first come first serve basis. A job meant for a 14-yo or even an entry level position and for some reason no matter how many examples or time in there is a problem of trust the answer is no. Your parents expect you to take any job for the sake of having a job, which is not how it works with a resume at all. It is the same reason why my classmate looked at me upset-tingly after having to work a regular job. He shuns me because of his doubt.

0. "Despicable Me" Perkins have a conversation about Gru's idea. Perkins allows him to show him his idea and even holds on to it for review. In reality he attempts to give the idea to his son, while using "Age Discrimination" against Dru seeing him out. That being said the son is a complete spaz, and clearly has taken the persona of the "Austin Powers the Spy who Shagged Me" mentality.

To continue how do you get discriminated

1. Men against men = do you realize this is a girls major. I am going to hire this guy who has no reason to prove he can do any of the work he provided, who barely is able to read or speak English at all. Just because they are a poor deprived immigrant and your an over-fed moron who should have, could have, would have been a surgical major but you have this lunar-madness idea that your actually good at this thing being inside an office. Might as well get a blouse and skirt and put on lipstick. You already have a wig ala hipster bum-hairdo. Don't you realize that television is correct and individualism is a lie. Conform, go jump off the Golden-Gate-Bridge with your kind.
2. Race, Religion, culture. = I literal got called a bank-robber by the interviewer. IDK maybe I am the wrong kind of race, religion, or culture.
3. Women over men or vice versa but it is usually women over men = Well _____ needs the income more then you. She is a withered out horse who has had three children with her previous employer and soon to be my own. Your just some guy studying nothing in college and "save" your money by not moving out and giving your money to a heartless renter who will mistake you for a thief using stand-your-ground law. Why not man up and join the military, sleep on a bedbug filled mattress, while drinking, eating, and bathing in dookie-water from non-working filtration systems and take a walk outside and greet the future targets AKA children of the insurgents that are not defending themselves from genocide. You go on an job interview and notice the amount of yelling towards men over women no matter if the person is a man or some other sort of discriminating minority wanna-be. It is impossible

[I REALLY HATE POKEMON!]

Joining the military wasn't the worst option available to people not long ago, but it's pretty much a joke right now which is why every branch is struggling to recruit. I wouldn't be surprised if there was a draft to ensure some degree of military readiness.

[Gametrek]

You know I have more to write about that topic, but if we had a draft back in 2001 it would have been for the better. Instead of a draft they did a
""Recall"

A "recall" is when a person who served their time in the military are drafted back into duty. They served etc tour and then end up serving ___ more tours . So imagine somebody from early 1990's who did their time ends up going back in 2001.

Another problem is that people in the military in Iraq and Afghanistan had extended time put on them. You sign up for 1-3 years and find out the time yo ur suppose to be going home and GTFO your not. People literally gained weight to be declared unfit. Funny fact people literally shot their hands or whatever to get an official purple-heart. The military even canceled their dietary program, and just sent people home.

To make things clear, why can't US just disarm Israel and blah blah strip area and enforce peace like they did in the South via post US Civil-war. It is way more easier to give the middle-finger to Israel instead buying bullets from them or go up against Iraq, and Afghanistan.

US military could not be so lame not to bring back Osama Bin Ladin alive. I kid you not that guy had to be a disabled person when they found him. I honestly think he was not the same man at all. In fact it is more logical to think that Osama Bin Ladin was was really Barack Obama. Osama-bama. Makes more sense. Like Bradly Manning is not doing politics but instead got a sex change.$#@$#? Is Bruce Jenner cannon is this history $#@$. I mean @$#

You look at the rest of the world It is silly. It is a world gone mad, and they are happy having it that way.

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They are happy having people go on job interviews meant for 14yo and could careless if your trying to save up money for college or careless that your a peaceful upbeat person. They would be more happier if you lied down and died. It is pure silly.

[I REALLY HATE POKEMON!]

I never heard of recalls, I suppose those are mandatory too, like drafts? That kinda sucks, thinking they served and can move on, but then getting dragged back. Those are pretty funny ways around serving though. I'm sure some people used "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" to get out too, that probably factored into its removal actually.

I don't think enforcing peace is a good option, we're not the world police. Israel is our ally, so we need to support them. I do think we send too much foreign aid in general though, and often funding dumb or even bad stuff.

I don't know who Brad Manning is. Bruce Jenner is a transgender Republican, which is interesting, voted for Trump and all. Most LGBT seem to irrationally hate him.

College is awful and has been for years, better off not going or sending your kids anyway. It's an indoctrination center you pay an extraordinary sum for. Better off learning a useful trade, learn to code or something.

[Gametrek]

About recall ( like Total Recall which is where the term was stolen from ) . A Recall means you went through everything. You did your time, you have your clothing, badges, pistol, helmet, maybe even weapons, IDK. Your home-free. FREE. FREE. Then you get a letter in snail-mail telling you to pack-your-bags you have been recalled for duty. After you have did what you intended to do. Your plans for getting a regular job has been smashed, your not doing anything related to etc job. ....lets say you survive... you come out your disqualified for etc jobs, you have no training asides the military training. You get sick of being a body-guard or associating with wealthy what do you do? You just want to have a regular life? where do you go? Your not going afford that rent controlled building and be able to live a functioning life among normal people. Your expected to go live separated in some ghetto like your in a prison ( be a sheep ).

I met people in college who clearly have PSTD and should not be anywhere near a gun who literally look like they are still there. I have met people who talks about "I am going to be a cop, I better be careful not to shoot anybody" and the fingers are moving like if he is holding a gun with his back up against the wall. I am not kidding you. I have seen them with the giant backpack drinking from the straw, non-stop. I have seen the $#$$#@# homosexual teacher attempting to befriend vets just because his daddy was killed in combat via the Airforce from Desert Storm, while attempting to tell students "Maybe you should not go to college"

College makes you more of a valuable person of society and is the only way to assure yourself a higher paygrade, especially when competing against jobs within non-for-profit ( government supported agencies ), not only that assures you have an education above all others. If I did not go to college I would probably have murdered people right now. I am talking about some "In Cold Blood" kind of stuff.

You can learn to program all you want but when you want to work in a facility with a pension. You have tons of programmers working in businesses small and big that will fire them because they have no unions, and will instantly trade them for somebody with the paper work.A lot of lazy pieces of $@$@# tells you to go into trades because they will not admit they can do the work. My dad took his job from college, has a backed union, makes $80,000 to start, ended with $100,000 a year and retired with $90,000 a year.

Honestly even having a bachelors or any college credits enables you to get better jobs. Yes I understand not everywhere has high quality standards. I know a dance teacher but he got his money from what he studied in college and with that enable him to own property and run multiple businesses and be a producer of sorts.

Yes there are tons of people in the military who have came out and got houses or even open businesses but the reality is that many are on a limited range of things, with next to nothing or bare-bones. However it makes no difference in the real working world. I have seen people come from the military and have no job. They become police and quits after the lack of humanity. They go to college and ends up realizing they are outsiders still.
Not many are happy.

I do not care about Bruce Jenner being a whatever I am just pointing out that he is more important then Bradly Manning ( the guy who worked with Wikileaks and exposed the video called "Collator damage" that show the immaturity of the US military, who childishly and mindlessly shot
Two men in white shirts and black pants holding professional photography equipment. Two minors ( one 12 and other 6 - 14 ?? ). They laughed, screamed, and chuckled even when one of the photographers flew through the glass of the moving vehicle while trying to flee. When they went to look what they shot, they found the mistake they made, and even delayed sending one of the two surviving minors to a close hospital.

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Zionist Israel is not anybodies ally. It started with a group of ______ who wanted a "state of the Jew" which Timbuktu ( which is where somebody would go when they truly wanted to be religious ) was in consideration. However instead they focused on Palestine. It started with wealthy, rich people, artisans, and other types. However what eventually was Jews was literally just white people from Europe. When Hitler was gaining power
the place was being over -populated by Europeans ( white people ). They sent them back ( just like the populations of Arabics, Indian, Islams, Latino, Portuguese or even people from various nations being sent back ). When WWII was over Europe had too many refugees and literally just dumped them into Palestine. That being said Ottoman empire had fallen which put Palestine under the power of the British and via UN support the pro-Zionist-supports got backing from the UN to send terra-troopers and imperialist to divide the land up. The UN invasion was so terrible, not only deaths, but even took over parts of Egypt which even engulfed another neighboring nation as well ( when Egypt took back it's territory ). The occupication not only caused displacement of people, but segregation. Not only deaths but many people literally left Palestine/Israel.

Get this into your head. They are not anybodies friends. It has been filled to brim with Eastern Europeans as well, white people not from people migrating free of will but being let out like animals from ships from WWII. If you have not read the news Israel literally just blew up a tower for no reason because of a fight that happen that started over throwing stones and childish argumentation nowhere near Gaza Strip and this of course during a Holy Time for Islamic. Zionist Israel is the most scummiest place on this planet. The human violations go through the roof. From sterilizing Ethiopian Jewish women to even physically harming a pregnant Arabic woman. It is not "tradition" it is Europeans ( white people ) who are racist on default using religion as a crutch. The elimination of the physical state of Israel is the job of every good human on this planet. BDS Boycott Divestment Sanctions of Israeli products, produce, makeup, jewelry, and services is what needs to be done. Back when it was Palestine people lived in harmony before the pro-Zionist arrived. Even under Ottoman.

[I REALLY HATE POKEMON!]

Well, regarding college, I wasn't referring so much to the degrees, those still have value. I meant that the ideological corruption is deep in the education system. It goes beyond college, all the way down to elementary school. My main point is there are other viable options.

...As for the rest of that, you seem to be well versed in geopolitical matters and history. I merely have a very surface level understanding, so I can't really reply with anything of value, but I appreciate your post.

[CaptHayfever]

Let's dial back the political talk.

And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"