Konnichiwa, Misanthropy-Sensei Vol. VII

Antisocial · #181

The dark side of linguistic drift.
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tyrannosaurus REKT: Niin Tenn
lol epic pwnage: Kel Norbison

#182

epic funeez dood.

Antisocial · #183

Fixing is hard; justifying is easy.
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Oversight victim: Zash Tekku
Error observer: Ivy Synthet

#184

you used the wrong shade of gray on Ivy's hair

also the fence is usually higher

also get dunked on nerd

Valigarmander · #185

Broken image. :(

Antisocial · #186

[QUOTE="Valigarmander, post: 1583249, member: 30663"]Broken image. :frown: [/QUOTE]

Photobucket's been an amazing piece of work lately, as I've recently been getting broken images too. Maybe it's Chrome's fault. But reloading repeatedly usually works, but in case it doesn't, here.

I REALLY HATE POKEMON! · #187

That Entei comic pages back was great. If you can, I'd like to see something else with him.

Antisocial · #188

ERASE THE MIDDLE!!!
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[QUOTE="LOOT, post: 1583226, member: 21459"]you used the wrong shade of gray on Ivy's hair

also the fence is usually higher[/QUOTE]

you're right my bad :\

so when should i just quit and have you do this comic for me

Image hosting site's been a tad wonky lately. Man, I sure hope Photobucket doesn't go offline for good anytime soon. That would suck a bit.

Shortcut nightmare victim: Shoemi Tsuboshin

Valigarmander · #189

So that's how it works.

DarkZero · #190

Finally, more anime mouth jokes

#191

[QUOTE="Antisocial, post: 1584814, member: 23923"]you're right my bad :\

so when should i just quit and have you do this comic for me
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oh AS you know we make the perfect comedy duo, you're the best straight man I could ask for!

Antisocial · #192

This is an auto comic. Don't touch the mouse or keyboard.
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Infinite lives: Antisocial
Not helping the community: Fizi Philanthropy

Valigarmander · #193

Star it and then leave a passive-aggressive comment.

#194

Did they go into any doors that led straight into an abyss?

Because that's never worth a star.

ScottyMcGee · #195

Why do I feel like this was possibly maybe just a teensy bit inspired by my Mario Maker piranha plant panic level with the springboards?

Antisocial · #196

This is the time. This is the moment.
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Skipping breakfast: Shoemi Tsuboshin
Players gonna play: Shouyu Tsuboshin
Makes really good scrambled eggs: Tomoki Tsuboshin

YouTube · #197

Does onscreen-girlfriend have a name? :P ;)

And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

Antisocial · #198

It's time to finally turn it all around.
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^ Judging from the dialogue, it's obviously Babe.

Friend type A: Fukuda "Bomb" Rikuu
Friend type B: Nic Ecchiro

Valigarmander · #199

I'm not good with names so I'm just gonna call them Staryu and Starmie.

Antisocial · #200

I had a nightmare last night.

I was walking down the altar on my wedding day, set to somber orchestral tones and thunderous applause. But I still felt uneasy.

At the end, I lift the veil of my betrothed and discover that my bride-to-be is actually my right hand.

But for some reason, I wasn't shocked.

Observing the audience, I discover that lining the pews aren't friends and family after all, but a gaggle of giraffes on the left and the cast of The Justice League on the right. I was strangely fine with all of this. Then I sat down on a toilet that just happened to be in the middle of the church and wondered why my tie wasn't spinning counterclockwise.

Then I awoke.

Man, dreams are **** weird.

You know how when you just wake up after a dream and your brain's still trying to process the bull**** your subconscious just bombarded you with? It admittedly took me a couple minutes. I knew I was awake but I was somehow still wondering why my tie wasn't spinning.

I composed myself and finally remembered my agenda for today: To score. To score big. To finally land a girl who'll love me for who I am.

...Or at least land a girl, period. I won't be choosy. This time. Much.

Wait, why was I determined so suddenly? ...Oh, s**t--Right. Because of my goddamn brother. He's here for the week. S**t.

I don't need your help, Shou--To hell with you, being so naturally successful with women ever since you gave that girl your cupcake on my second birthday... I DON'T NEED YOUR HELP. I can get a girl on my very own, I--

*SLAM*

Shouyu: Wakey-wakey! It's time!

...Man, I hope he can finally get me a girlfriend.

Shoemi: Jesus! Barge into my **** room, why don't you?

Shouyu: Why not? It used to be my room, as well. Quit your whining. Girls don't like whiners.

Shoemi: ...Wh-- ...Shut up.

Mental note: Girls don't like whiners.

Shoemi: What are you doing here, anyway? And why are you standing on my chest?

Shouyu: Just helping build yourself some character, broseph. So what say you freshen yourself up and we'll start casing the city for a nice girl with low enough standards for you, eh?

Shoemi: Hahaha... God, I hate you.

Shouyu: You know what--you're right. I have made the sincere decision to help a brother out so sorry for roasting you like that. Old habits die hard, right?

Shoemi: Apparently so.

Shouyu: No need having to cut your self-esteem--I'll leave the girls to do that for me.

Shoemi: See, I can't tell if you're joking anymore.

My brother lets off a raucous uproar of laughter as he slaps me heartily on my back. Pretty hard. It's takes all of my strength to not whimper.

Shoemi: *Whimper* ...

Shouyu: Excuse me?

Shoemi: Nothing. It's nothing.

F***.

Shouyu: Haha! ...Man, c'mon--You know despite all the **** I give you that I love you, man! Helping you out through grade school, assisting you financially, supplying you fap material...

Shoemi: GOD--SHUT UP MOM MIGHT BE AT THE **** DOOR

Shouyu: Point being, when the chips are down, I've always had your back!

Shoemi: You definitely have my back now.

Shouyu: Now what did I say earlier? Girls. Don't. Like...?

Shoemi: ...Whiners.

Shouyu: See? You're already learning! Now freshen the **** up and let's go get you a-courtin'!

Shoemi: What--already?

Shouyu: Dude--Your doubts are only increasing exponentially every second you hesitate. We gotta get you out there, NOW.

Shoemi: I wasn't even done with my soliloquy, damn it--How else am I gonna prepare myself mentally?!

Shouyu: Alright, alright. You need a moment?

Shoemi: Yeah, just... give me a couple minutes.

Shouyu: Whatever.

He promptly leaves my room, giving me a chance to reflect before I finally venture into relationship territory.

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...Is my tie still spinning?

*SLAM*

Shouyu: Time's up! Let's go!

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