Urine-A cure for cancer?

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Urine-A cure for cancer?

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Post by Banned from VGF » Fri Apr 02, 2004 1:37 am

http://www.shirleys-wellness-cafe.com/urine.htm


I can imagine urine curing cancer but not diseases like AIDS and natural occurances like baldness.
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Post by Lesbo Gal » Fri Apr 02, 2004 7:06 pm

it sounds like a hoax
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Post by Sim Kid » Fri Apr 02, 2004 11:27 pm

:eek: :confused: [img]graemlins/lol.gif[/img]

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Post by GrandAdmiral Fox » Sat Apr 03, 2004 1:34 am

I doubt it.
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Post by Zelda the Beautiful » Sun Apr 04, 2004 2:10 pm

A bit off-topic (as if there was a topic to begin with), but if you've been bedridden in the hospital for a while and the doctors have you drink a chocolate milkshake...Let's just put it this way: there ain't nothing chocolate about it.
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Post by spicy » Sun Apr 04, 2004 2:42 pm

I've known that for years,which is why I constantly urinate on cancer patients,as well as heart surgery patients.
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Post by PenguinMan » Sun Apr 04, 2004 6:18 pm

Uh huh...

Reminds me of that episode of SGC2C where they're trying to cure "Retard-O". [img]graemlins/lol.gif[/img]
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Post by Beam Yosho the Drunkard » Mon Apr 19, 2004 5:27 pm

Urine actually does have curative stuff, which is pretty strange.

But I ain't pissing on my self, though. Not unless if I get a Jellyfish sting.

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Post by T. Swainson » Wed May 19, 2004 11:33 pm

There's actually a cure for cancer. It's called Cape Aloe Ferox. Used for high blood pressure, high cholesterol, type 2 diabetes, hepatitis, acne and many other ailments as well.

It grows in the Southern Cape of Africa and is 22 times more potent than Aloe Vera and can grow up to 30ft tall. I learned about it from a friend who had lupus and the kind of testimonies that I've been hearing about the plant have left me flabergasted. Of the 360 Aloes in the world Aloe Ferox is the most powerful and potent of all the species- as well as the largest.

Look at this pic:

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I never even knew aloes grew that big.

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Post by UserGoogol » Thu May 20, 2004 5:57 pm

There's many different kinds of cancer. Having a universal cure for all of them isn't gonna work, especially not something like urine. That's just silly.

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Post by T. Swainson » Thu May 20, 2004 6:09 pm

All cancers are basically the same- cellular degeneration- and most can be linked to the same causes. There are natural cures for many diseases- including cancer but the FDA would never make people know about these things because the money is in the illness not the cure.

I've heard of urine therapy from many reputable sources, but I've never thought of tryingh it.

As for the plant I was talking of (Aloe Ferox). It does cleanse on a cellular level and works against a wide variety of illnesses. If you know anyone suffering from anykind of ailment, get them to try that plant. It works.

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Post by supperdish » Thu Jun 03, 2004 4:15 pm

>_<

At least it's easily accesible..

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