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Another "Does Sim Kid live nearby a toxic waste dump?" thread.

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Post by Sim Kid » Wed Dec 03, 2014 12:59 pm

You know how some people believe in werewolves and the like? Well, this town actually has wereidiots, because I've noticed the epic stupidity seems to spike around the full moon...

"Provolone, Pepperjack, or White american cheese?"
"Cheese."
"What kind of cheese?"
"Cheese."
"Provolone, Pepperjack, or White American?"
"Cheese."
"Sir, we have multiple kinds."
"I said cheese."
"Do you want this?"
"No I want cheese."
"...do you want THIS?"
"No I want cheese."
"Do you want this?"
"Yes, cheese."

"Why's it so expensive?"
[Because you ordered a footlong steak and bacon, then added avocado.]

"Your Cherry Coke is broken."
*Checks* "It looks fine to me, what's the problem?"
"It doesn't taste like Cherry Coke. *presses the button*
"...that's the Diet Coke."

"How do I work the soda fountain?"
"...Press the button."
"It's not in my cup."
"...you have to put the cup UNDER the spigot to get soda in."

"What else do you want on your sandwich?"
Amish.
"Excuse me?"
Amish.
"Amish?"
Amish! Amish! *pointing*
"...Oh, you mean RANCH?"

"That will be $5.90."
Do you take credit cards?
"Yes."
Oh, ****, I don't have mine.
"Do you have another way to pay?"
No.
"Then I cannot let you walk away with this sub."
Can't I pay for it later?
"No."

"Shouldn't I have that one for free?"
No?
"But I have a coupon."
You have to give me the coupon before you pay for it to use it. I do not know if you have the coupon with you if you do not hand it to me.
"I don't have it with me. Can I still use it?"
No, you have to give us the coupon.

"You made your soup wrong."
What was wrong with it?
"It was warm."
Soup is served warm.

"I ordered this yesterday but never ate it. *pulls out a sandwich* CAn I exchange this for another one?"
No.

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Post by I am nobody » Wed Dec 03, 2014 1:14 pm

[QUOTE="Schlumbergera, post: 1502725, member: 22276"]
"How do I work the soda fountain?"
"...Press the button."
"It's not in my cup."
"...you have to put the cup UNDER the spigot to get soda in."
[/QUOTE]

How is it even possible to mess that up?

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Post by Deepfake » Wed Dec 03, 2014 1:30 pm

[QUOTE="I am nobody, post: 1502729, member: 34539"]How is it even possible to mess that up?[/QUOTE]
Too stoned to gravity, I'd guess.
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Post by spooky scary bearatons » Wed Dec 03, 2014 1:57 pm

^ tbf stoners are subways target demographic here so i totally agree
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Post by Apiary Tazy » Wed Dec 03, 2014 2:59 pm

These people will never make me not feel awkward while trying to order from Subway.

Almost, but no.

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Post by Sim Kid » Thu Dec 04, 2014 2:13 am

[QUOTE="The human version of rat poison, post: 1502732, member: 25415"]Too stoned to gravity, I'd guess.[/QUOTE]

Sad thing is this guy was old enough to have kids who are stoners...

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