No offense to anyone else (although Douglas, the "This sucks because it isn't Square", while true to many, isn't funny anymore).
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Paper Mario
Well guys, Kidtendo has done it agan! They've pumped out yet ANOTHER crap-game EVERY SINGLE 2.5 YEAR OLD will BREEZE THROUGH IN ONLY 5 MINUTES!! As if Mario RPG wasn't bad enough, they have to pump out this ****ing piece of ****!!
First off, the graphics. THE CHARACTERS ARE 2D!! YOU CAN'T PUT 2D SPRITES ON A 3D SYSTEM!! Sure, Kidtendo did that with that stupid Zelda collection with stupid 8 bit sprites that made my eyes water, but this is even worse!! not only do they use bright colours, but the backrgounds are 3D AND They somehow found a way to make the sprites even MORE 2D!!! Not ONLY do they FLIP AROUND, but it plays just like a 2.5D game even though you can move up and down but I DON'T CARE!!
Also, the storyline is TERRIBLE!!! Some stupid Turtle named Bowser gets into Star Haven, steals the star rod, and becomes invincible!! AND kidnaps Mario's ***** ONCE AGAIN!! CAN YOU GET ANY MORE BLATANT NINTENDO? CAN YOU? I guess Mario and Luigi shows that by introducing A MILLION CHARACTERS SUCH AS LUIGI!!! Oh, and after you free these demons-Err I mean Star spirits, you get to play as that woman!! WHY CAN'T SHE JUST USE THAT STUPID PARACHUTE SHE BOUGHT AT THE MINI-MALL FOR 6 DOLLARS TO GET OUT?! WHY CAN'T SHE JUST HAVE THAT STUPID TWINK GET HER OUT!! WHY WHY WHY DO YOU TORTURE US SO NINTENDO!!
AND the worst part of Paper mario is that the enemies literally have NO HEALTH!! I mean take Bowser for instance-99 HP? Come on-Make that 100,000! I fought enemies with a thousand times more health and this...Mario is at max level, has 50 health (Yes you read right-50 freaking health!!), and he attacks Bowser. Wow-8 damage. 8 DAMAGE?!?! COME ON!! MAKE THAT 8,888 DAMAGE!! HOW COULD MARIO BE SO STINKING WEAK?! Also, he's got these other demons-I mean "Buddies" following him, and they aren't even more useful than the obese plumber himself!!
And the music-My god, what did we do to deserve this?! Did I play Final Fantasy 10 too many times? This music is just TERRIBLE!!! I mean-That "Final Battle music" is absolutley terrible!! And most importantly-THERE ARE NO VOICES!! DO YOU HEAR ME? NOT A SINGLE VOICE IN THE WHOLE STINKING GAME!! NOTHING IS SAID AT ALL EXCEPT IN THOSE STUPID WORD BALOONS!!! THERE ARE NO VOICES HOW CAN YOU CREATE A GAME WITH NO VOICES?!
I still don't know WHY Kidtendo put this out, but this...I don't think I can bear it any longer!! I can't even get past those stupid Koopa brothers (WHO ARE OBVIOUSLY RIP-OFFS OF THE TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES!!!!) without either dying or turning the game off and smashing it with a hammer!!! AVOID AT ALL COSTS!!!!!!
Well guys, Kidtendo has done it agan! They've pumped out yet ANOTHER crap-game EVERY SINGLE 2.5 YEAR OLD will BREEZE THROUGH IN ONLY 5 MINUTES!! As if Mario RPG wasn't bad enough, they have to pump out this ****ing piece of ****!!
First off, the graphics. THE CHARACTERS ARE 2D!! YOU CAN'T PUT 2D SPRITES ON A 3D SYSTEM!! Sure, Kidtendo did that with that stupid Zelda collection with stupid 8 bit sprites that made my eyes water, but this is even worse!! not only do they use bright colours, but the backrgounds are 3D AND They somehow found a way to make the sprites even MORE 2D!!! Not ONLY do they FLIP AROUND, but it plays just like a 2.5D game even though you can move up and down but I DON'T CARE!!
Also, the storyline is TERRIBLE!!! Some stupid Turtle named Bowser gets into Star Haven, steals the star rod, and becomes invincible!! AND kidnaps Mario's ***** ONCE AGAIN!! CAN YOU GET ANY MORE BLATANT NINTENDO? CAN YOU? I guess Mario and Luigi shows that by introducing A MILLION CHARACTERS SUCH AS LUIGI!!! Oh, and after you free these demons-Err I mean Star spirits, you get to play as that woman!! WHY CAN'T SHE JUST USE THAT STUPID PARACHUTE SHE BOUGHT AT THE MINI-MALL FOR 6 DOLLARS TO GET OUT?! WHY CAN'T SHE JUST HAVE THAT STUPID TWINK GET HER OUT!! WHY WHY WHY DO YOU TORTURE US SO NINTENDO!!
AND the worst part of Paper mario is that the enemies literally have NO HEALTH!! I mean take Bowser for instance-99 HP? Come on-Make that 100,000! I fought enemies with a thousand times more health and this...Mario is at max level, has 50 health (Yes you read right-50 freaking health!!), and he attacks Bowser. Wow-8 damage. 8 DAMAGE?!?! COME ON!! MAKE THAT 8,888 DAMAGE!! HOW COULD MARIO BE SO STINKING WEAK?! Also, he's got these other demons-I mean "Buddies" following him, and they aren't even more useful than the obese plumber himself!!
And the music-My god, what did we do to deserve this?! Did I play Final Fantasy 10 too many times? This music is just TERRIBLE!!! I mean-That "Final Battle music" is absolutley terrible!! And most importantly-THERE ARE NO VOICES!! DO YOU HEAR ME? NOT A SINGLE VOICE IN THE WHOLE STINKING GAME!! NOTHING IS SAID AT ALL EXCEPT IN THOSE STUPID WORD BALOONS!!! THERE ARE NO VOICES HOW CAN YOU CREATE A GAME WITH NO VOICES?!
I still don't know WHY Kidtendo put this out, but this...I don't think I can bear it any longer!! I can't even get past those stupid Koopa brothers (WHO ARE OBVIOUSLY RIP-OFFS OF THE TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES!!!!) without either dying or turning the game off and smashing it with a hammer!!! AVOID AT ALL COSTS!!!!!!
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^ That's more like it.
SWAT Kats
This is based on a cartoon. And as we all know, games based on cartoons automatically suck, and they all suck to the same degree. All games based on movies also all suck, and worse than cartoons.
In this game, we play as a couple of humanoid cats who basically look like blue blobs on the screen. They shoot stuff, but their stupid guns shoot about a foot in front of them. What the (beep) is up with that? And in the crappy gun mode, you shoot and shoot and nothing will ever hit! What the (beep)?!
Oh, and when you beat up stuff, you can level up. Just like in RPGs, you can spend ten hours to get to level 99 and tear through the game
I had to get a friend to do this for me, and I felt the pain just watching him do it. The bosses are cheap! No matter how strong you are, the bosses take a hundred hits to destroy! WHY did I just spend an hour leveling up?!
There's a boss that can instantly kill you! What the blazing (------very long beep-------) is going on here!?!?! Bosses are supposed to be easier than common enemies! What the crap?
All you see in this game are explosions and really ugly backgrounds, and really ugly characters. But because there's lots of explosions, the graphics get an A+
The music repeats every 5 seconds, every song. The sounds effects are also lots of explosions, so A+ again!
This would have gotten eight mads if not for all the explosions.
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SWAT Kats
This is based on a cartoon. And as we all know, games based on cartoons automatically suck, and they all suck to the same degree. All games based on movies also all suck, and worse than cartoons.
In this game, we play as a couple of humanoid cats who basically look like blue blobs on the screen. They shoot stuff, but their stupid guns shoot about a foot in front of them. What the (beep) is up with that? And in the crappy gun mode, you shoot and shoot and nothing will ever hit! What the (beep)?!
Oh, and when you beat up stuff, you can level up. Just like in RPGs, you can spend ten hours to get to level 99 and tear through the game
I had to get a friend to do this for me, and I felt the pain just watching him do it. The bosses are cheap! No matter how strong you are, the bosses take a hundred hits to destroy! WHY did I just spend an hour leveling up?!
There's a boss that can instantly kill you! What the blazing (------very long beep-------) is going on here!?!?! Bosses are supposed to be easier than common enemies! What the crap?
All you see in this game are explosions and really ugly backgrounds, and really ugly characters. But because there's lots of explosions, the graphics get an A+
The music repeats every 5 seconds, every song. The sounds effects are also lots of explosions, so A+ again!
This would have gotten eight mads if not for all the explosions.
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Tetris (All thousand versions)
This game is nothing but a repetitive piece of **** that goes on for EVER and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever!!
In Tetris, you basically throw these blocks together. REASONS PLEASE!! WHY Are we throwing blocks together!! And the blocks move slower than a Mac with AoHell in Alaska in the middle of a Solar flare in the first levels, and even on level 99 thousand, they still move slower than molasses!! AND WHERE'S THE SCARY PLOT OR THE GRIPPING STORYLINE? There's literally NO PLOT to this game whatsoever! You know what this means-THERE'S NO PLOT IN THE ENTIRE GAME!! YOU ARE JUST THROWING A BUNCH OF BLOCKS TOGETHER!! Call this a game, right?
And not to mention, that music is TERRIBLE!! I mean-CLASSICAL?! NO ONE USES CLASSICAL MUSIC!!! IT WAS ALL WRITTEN BY PEOPLE WITH FUNNY NAMES!!! NO ONE LISTENS TO CLASSICAL MUSIC!! EVEN THE NERDS WHO WORSHIP GAMES LIKE QUAKE DON'T LISTEN TO CLASSICAL!!
And the other theme is SO ANNOYING!! IT DROVE ME INSANE!! BUt it's nothing but a stupid plot to get people to play, becasue I found myself humming the Tune in the Gameboy Version!! THAT'S THE ONLY REASON I GAVE THE GAME 3 MAD FACES WAS BECAUSE OF THE MUSIC!!
And the worst part of this game is that the blocks don't even explode!! THEY JUST DISAPPEAR AT RANDOM!! WHY THE HELL DO WE PLAY THESE GAMES!!!
I HATE THIS GAME SO MUCH I WANT TO PUKE, BUT THAT TERRIBLE THEME IN THE GAMEBOY VERSION IS MAKING ME PLAY IT!! Also, it's on literally EVERY SYSTEM!! or one of its ten thousand clones are on every system, even the N-Gage!! And AVOID ALL VERSIONS OF THIS CRAP AT ALL COSTS EXEPT FOR THE GAMEBOY VERSION WITH THE CATCHY THEME!!!!
This game is nothing but a repetitive piece of **** that goes on for EVER and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever!!
In Tetris, you basically throw these blocks together. REASONS PLEASE!! WHY Are we throwing blocks together!! And the blocks move slower than a Mac with AoHell in Alaska in the middle of a Solar flare in the first levels, and even on level 99 thousand, they still move slower than molasses!! AND WHERE'S THE SCARY PLOT OR THE GRIPPING STORYLINE? There's literally NO PLOT to this game whatsoever! You know what this means-THERE'S NO PLOT IN THE ENTIRE GAME!! YOU ARE JUST THROWING A BUNCH OF BLOCKS TOGETHER!! Call this a game, right?
And not to mention, that music is TERRIBLE!! I mean-CLASSICAL?! NO ONE USES CLASSICAL MUSIC!!! IT WAS ALL WRITTEN BY PEOPLE WITH FUNNY NAMES!!! NO ONE LISTENS TO CLASSICAL MUSIC!! EVEN THE NERDS WHO WORSHIP GAMES LIKE QUAKE DON'T LISTEN TO CLASSICAL!!
And the other theme is SO ANNOYING!! IT DROVE ME INSANE!! BUt it's nothing but a stupid plot to get people to play, becasue I found myself humming the Tune in the Gameboy Version!! THAT'S THE ONLY REASON I GAVE THE GAME 3 MAD FACES WAS BECAUSE OF THE MUSIC!!
And the worst part of this game is that the blocks don't even explode!! THEY JUST DISAPPEAR AT RANDOM!! WHY THE HELL DO WE PLAY THESE GAMES!!!
I HATE THIS GAME SO MUCH I WANT TO PUKE, BUT THAT TERRIBLE THEME IN THE GAMEBOY VERSION IS MAKING ME PLAY IT!! Also, it's on literally EVERY SYSTEM!! or one of its ten thousand clones are on every system, even the N-Gage!! And AVOID ALL VERSIONS OF THIS CRAP AT ALL COSTS EXEPT FOR THE GAMEBOY VERSION WITH THE CATCHY THEME!!!!
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Hunter: The Reckoning
What the **** is this piece of ****? It's the most stupidest thing that tried to ****in rip off Resident Evil, and that game sucks! All you do in the game is go around and shoot RETARDED zombies for no ****in reason! Oh, the zombies are going to kill us! Oh, let's shoot them so they go away forever! Not only that, but the bosses are hard! They were sharked for god's sake! Ugh, stay away from this game! *Blows up a copy of Hunter: The Reckoning*
What the **** is this piece of ****? It's the most stupidest thing that tried to ****in rip off Resident Evil, and that game sucks! All you do in the game is go around and shoot RETARDED zombies for no ****in reason! Oh, the zombies are going to kill us! Oh, let's shoot them so they go away forever! Not only that, but the bosses are hard! They were sharked for god's sake! Ugh, stay away from this game! *Blows up a copy of Hunter: The Reckoning*
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Wild 9 (PSX)
Crap, crap, crap. In this game, you play as this guy named Wex Major (what the (beep) is up with that name? Video game characters should have names like "Cloud" and "Squall" and "Freddy"). Wex is a real wimp, and can't shoot anybody. Yes, you read me, YOU CAN'T SHOOT IN THIS GAME! You have to use this weird lightning bolt thing to pick up the enemies then slam them into the ground, shove them into gears, throw them into toxic water, etc. But you can't actually SHOOT THEM! Oh yeah, you've got missiles, but they're horribly limited. And you want to know what else doesn't make a lick of sense? The team in the game is called "Wild 9", but there's ten members. Why the hell is the team called the "Wild 9" when there's ten of them?
The graphics are all pixelly and blocky. What the hell? Didn't we leave this in the NES days? Why aren't the characters all round and smooth and colorful? This game is plain ugly.
There's this really hot chick in the game, but she's BLUE! Who the hell wants to look at a blue chick, no matter how big her boobs are?
There is no sound.
I'm giving the control a zero just because you can't shoot stuff.
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[ February 22, 2004, 07:22 PM: Message edited by: CodieKitty ]
Crap, crap, crap. In this game, you play as this guy named Wex Major (what the (beep) is up with that name? Video game characters should have names like "Cloud" and "Squall" and "Freddy"). Wex is a real wimp, and can't shoot anybody. Yes, you read me, YOU CAN'T SHOOT IN THIS GAME! You have to use this weird lightning bolt thing to pick up the enemies then slam them into the ground, shove them into gears, throw them into toxic water, etc. But you can't actually SHOOT THEM! Oh yeah, you've got missiles, but they're horribly limited. And you want to know what else doesn't make a lick of sense? The team in the game is called "Wild 9", but there's ten members. Why the hell is the team called the "Wild 9" when there's ten of them?
The graphics are all pixelly and blocky. What the hell? Didn't we leave this in the NES days? Why aren't the characters all round and smooth and colorful? This game is plain ugly.
There's this really hot chick in the game, but she's BLUE! Who the hell wants to look at a blue chick, no matter how big her boobs are?
There is no sound.
I'm giving the control a zero just because you can't shoot stuff.
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Chessmaster
This game is bad because its merely a conversion of the game chess, which is clearly a work of the devil and a game that only sinners play. I've never played myself, but from reading the rules, I've heard that one of the pieces, the Knight, moves in an L shape. Guess what? L is also the first letter in Lucifer. Also, another piece, the Queen, can move in both straight and unstraight lines. Anyone can see that it clearly promotes bisexuality. This game even has black pieces and white pieces, and the objective of one piece is to 'checkmate' the king of the other color and kill any other pieces of the opposite color that get in the way. Not only is this teaching chess players to become racist, but it teaches them to become murderers as well.
In conclusion, this game is the devil, just like the evil that is Pokemon! Anyone who has ever played this game is going to hell unless you repent for your sins immediately! You should buy as many copies of this game as you can so that you can burn them!
Believe it or not, I've actually been to a website that basically said all this stuff. Idiot "Christians".
This game is bad because its merely a conversion of the game chess, which is clearly a work of the devil and a game that only sinners play. I've never played myself, but from reading the rules, I've heard that one of the pieces, the Knight, moves in an L shape. Guess what? L is also the first letter in Lucifer. Also, another piece, the Queen, can move in both straight and unstraight lines. Anyone can see that it clearly promotes bisexuality. This game even has black pieces and white pieces, and the objective of one piece is to 'checkmate' the king of the other color and kill any other pieces of the opposite color that get in the way. Not only is this teaching chess players to become racist, but it teaches them to become murderers as well.
In conclusion, this game is the devil, just like the evil that is Pokemon! Anyone who has ever played this game is going to hell unless you repent for your sins immediately! You should buy as many copies of this game as you can so that you can burn them!
Believe it or not, I've actually been to a website that basically said all this stuff. Idiot "Christians".
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Brave Fencer Musashi
How could this happen? How could Square-Enix, creators of Final Fantasy X put out...This. The storyline is absolutley terrible!! You play as a stupid retard named Musashi. MUSASHI?! WHAT THE HELL KIND OF NAME IS THAT?! IT SHOULD BE TIDUS!! And you are going to save a dumb ***** named PRINCESS FLLET?! COME ON!! HER NAME SHOULD BE YUNA!!! And those other stupid characters...THEY SHOULDN'T EVEN BE THERE!! And the worst thing about this game is that you CAN'T SAVE!! I mean-It says Playstation on it, so it has to work with my PLAYSTATION 2!! I have a PS2 memory card, and I CAN'T SAVE ON IT!! WHAT KIND OF GAME DOESN'T ALLOW YOU TO SAVE!!!
And the worst part of the game is that the graphics suck!! Do you hear me? THE GRAPHICS ARE TERRIBLE!! Even though this is a PS1 game that came about a few years before the PS2, I'M PLAYING IT ON THE PS2 SO THAT AUTOMATICALLY MAKES IT A PS2 GAME!!
The only GOOD part of the game is Kojiro!! Kojiro is as cool as Auron, but the problem is his NAME!! IT'S NOT AURON!!! IT SOUNDS MORE JAPANESE, BUT IT'S NOT AURON SO HE SUCKS MORE THAN MUSASHI AND FLLET!!
I found this game stored among other games stored in CD cases juts like music CDs and I heard they were for the regular playstation, but this is a PS2 GAME!! IT WORKS WITH MY PS2!!! THAT MAKES IT A PS2 GAME!! AND I HEARD IT REQUIRES ITS OWN SPECIAL MEMORY CARD THAT'S ONLY 15 ****ING BLOCKS AND COSTS ABOUT $4.99! I AM NOT GOING TO PAY THAT MUCH FOR A STUPID PIECE OF PLASTIC!!!
Overall, Brave Fencer Musashi would have been good had it been released on the Gamecube or if I had played it when it first came out in like '97-'99 (IT'S SUPPOSEDLEY OLDER THAN THE PS2 BUT IT STILL SUCKS!! AND I DON'T CARE ABOUT RELEASE DATES FOR ****TY GAMES LIKE THESE!!!) I EVEN PULLED OUT MY 3 YEAR OLD BROTHER'S GAMECUBE TO SEE IF IT WAS COMPATABLE WITH THIS!! This game is so bad, only NINTENDO could have done it!! Do NOT play this game!! I'm using today's standards to grade it, and the game sucks!! play Final Fantasy X instead!! That's a
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How could this happen? How could Square-Enix, creators of Final Fantasy X put out...This. The storyline is absolutley terrible!! You play as a stupid retard named Musashi. MUSASHI?! WHAT THE HELL KIND OF NAME IS THAT?! IT SHOULD BE TIDUS!! And you are going to save a dumb ***** named PRINCESS FLLET?! COME ON!! HER NAME SHOULD BE YUNA!!! And those other stupid characters...THEY SHOULDN'T EVEN BE THERE!! And the worst thing about this game is that you CAN'T SAVE!! I mean-It says Playstation on it, so it has to work with my PLAYSTATION 2!! I have a PS2 memory card, and I CAN'T SAVE ON IT!! WHAT KIND OF GAME DOESN'T ALLOW YOU TO SAVE!!!
And the worst part of the game is that the graphics suck!! Do you hear me? THE GRAPHICS ARE TERRIBLE!! Even though this is a PS1 game that came about a few years before the PS2, I'M PLAYING IT ON THE PS2 SO THAT AUTOMATICALLY MAKES IT A PS2 GAME!!
The only GOOD part of the game is Kojiro!! Kojiro is as cool as Auron, but the problem is his NAME!! IT'S NOT AURON!!! IT SOUNDS MORE JAPANESE, BUT IT'S NOT AURON SO HE SUCKS MORE THAN MUSASHI AND FLLET!!
I found this game stored among other games stored in CD cases juts like music CDs and I heard they were for the regular playstation, but this is a PS2 GAME!! IT WORKS WITH MY PS2!!! THAT MAKES IT A PS2 GAME!! AND I HEARD IT REQUIRES ITS OWN SPECIAL MEMORY CARD THAT'S ONLY 15 ****ING BLOCKS AND COSTS ABOUT $4.99! I AM NOT GOING TO PAY THAT MUCH FOR A STUPID PIECE OF PLASTIC!!!
Overall, Brave Fencer Musashi would have been good had it been released on the Gamecube or if I had played it when it first came out in like '97-'99 (IT'S SUPPOSEDLEY OLDER THAN THE PS2 BUT IT STILL SUCKS!! AND I DON'T CARE ABOUT RELEASE DATES FOR ****TY GAMES LIKE THESE!!!) I EVEN PULLED OUT MY 3 YEAR OLD BROTHER'S GAMECUBE TO SEE IF IT WAS COMPATABLE WITH THIS!! This game is so bad, only NINTENDO could have done it!! Do NOT play this game!! I'm using today's standards to grade it, and the game sucks!! play Final Fantasy X instead!! That's a
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Yugioh! Forbidden Memories
As a diehard Yugioh fan, I am p'oed at what Konami gave us! We get a ****ty Yugioh game! Yugioh games are supposed to be fun, you BASTARDS!!!! First off, the crappy graphics shows all kinds of stupid battles on the PSsuX. In battle movies, THERE IS NO BLOOD! What's with that? If there is no blood, there is no reason to play this! Then, what's with the sun and planets system? Are the monsters from different planets so they can take us over and suck out our brains? I mean, a skull servant is a moon and a Blue eyes is a sun, SS gets 3000 atk power and kills BEWD! OMGWTF they are on drugs just like the people who made the Crapolution worlds game! Now if you want a real and awesome YGO game with no ****ty and gay rules, get WWE. That's a viewtiful game dood!
As a diehard Yugioh fan, I am p'oed at what Konami gave us! We get a ****ty Yugioh game! Yugioh games are supposed to be fun, you BASTARDS!!!! First off, the crappy graphics shows all kinds of stupid battles on the PSsuX. In battle movies, THERE IS NO BLOOD! What's with that? If there is no blood, there is no reason to play this! Then, what's with the sun and planets system? Are the monsters from different planets so they can take us over and suck out our brains? I mean, a skull servant is a moon and a Blue eyes is a sun, SS gets 3000 atk power and kills BEWD! OMGWTF they are on drugs just like the people who made the Crapolution worlds game! Now if you want a real and awesome YGO game with no ****ty and gay rules, get WWE. That's a viewtiful game dood!
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Kingdom Hearts
I HATE THIS GAME!! FIRST off, THESE GRAPHICS ARE SO KIDDY, EARTHBOUND LOOKS LIKE RESIDENT EVIL COMPARED TO THESE!!! And the characters are terrible-SQUALL DOESN'T MAGICALLY INCREASE IN AGE WHILE SELPHIE DECREASES IN AGE!! And the worst part is is that TIDUS AND WAKKA ARE LIKE 10 YEARS OLD NOW AND LIVE IN THE SAME TIME PERIOD!! I do NOT know that this is how Cameos work, I SAY IT'S A BAD PART OF THE GAME AND EVERYBODY WHO DOUBTS ME IS A STUPID (profanity) WHO SHOULDN'T EVEN BE ALLOWED TO OWN A PS2 AND SHOULD PLAY THIS GAME AND OTHER CRAP-GAMES LIKE FIRE EMBLEM!! And those hell portals-I mean worlds are TERRIBLE!! THEY SUCK SUCK SUCK SUCK!!! The backgrounds look like PAPER DOLL CARDBOARD CUTOUTS THAT WERE PAINTED BY A 3 YEAR OLD!! Another thing that I should know is that because the game has us descending deeper and deeper into the netherworld, WHERE'S LAHARL?! WHERE'S ETNA?! WHY ARE THEY NOT THERE!! LAHARAL'S THE PRINCE OF THE NETHERWORLD, SO WE SHOULD SEE HIM WHEN WE GET TO HIS CASTLE WHICH IS CALLED THE HOLLOW BASTION!!
And you know what else sucks about this game? SORA IS A (profanity)!!! HE'S SUPPOSED TO BE 14 BUT HE SOUNDS LIKE HE'S (profanity) 7!!! WHY DID YOU CHOOSE HALEY JOEL OSMENT TO VOICE HIM AND NOT THE GUY WHO DID TIDUS'S VOICE!! HE'S GOOD FOR ACTING OUT MASSIVE ACTS OF STUPIDITY!!! And you know what else sucks majorly about the worst game in existance besides Fire Emblem or Bionic Commando? THE MAIN CHARACTER ATTACKS WITH A KEY!! A KEY!! A KEY!! A KEY A KEY A KEY!! WHO THE HELL ATTACKS USING A (profanity) KEY!!! YOU DON'T USE KEYS THAT BIG FOR ATTACKING!!
AND THEY USED LANCE BASS FOR SEPHIROTH'S VOICE EVEN THOUGH HE ONLY SAYS "Sin Harvest" AND I'VE NEVER EVEN SEEN HIM IN THE GAME!! THIS IS THE ONE THING THAT MAKES THIS GAME THE SINGLE MOST WORST GAME IN EXISTANCE!!! THIS HAS RUINED FINAL FANTASY AND IS RESPONSIBLE FOR FINAL FANTASY CRYSTAL CHRONICLES!!! Except for that Final Fantasy X-2 is the best ever-And that's simply because we play as 3 Lara Croft Clones!! woo baby!!
[ February 24, 2004, 11:42 PM: Message edited by: Jet ]
I HATE THIS GAME!! FIRST off, THESE GRAPHICS ARE SO KIDDY, EARTHBOUND LOOKS LIKE RESIDENT EVIL COMPARED TO THESE!!! And the characters are terrible-SQUALL DOESN'T MAGICALLY INCREASE IN AGE WHILE SELPHIE DECREASES IN AGE!! And the worst part is is that TIDUS AND WAKKA ARE LIKE 10 YEARS OLD NOW AND LIVE IN THE SAME TIME PERIOD!! I do NOT know that this is how Cameos work, I SAY IT'S A BAD PART OF THE GAME AND EVERYBODY WHO DOUBTS ME IS A STUPID (profanity) WHO SHOULDN'T EVEN BE ALLOWED TO OWN A PS2 AND SHOULD PLAY THIS GAME AND OTHER CRAP-GAMES LIKE FIRE EMBLEM!! And those hell portals-I mean worlds are TERRIBLE!! THEY SUCK SUCK SUCK SUCK!!! The backgrounds look like PAPER DOLL CARDBOARD CUTOUTS THAT WERE PAINTED BY A 3 YEAR OLD!! Another thing that I should know is that because the game has us descending deeper and deeper into the netherworld, WHERE'S LAHARL?! WHERE'S ETNA?! WHY ARE THEY NOT THERE!! LAHARAL'S THE PRINCE OF THE NETHERWORLD, SO WE SHOULD SEE HIM WHEN WE GET TO HIS CASTLE WHICH IS CALLED THE HOLLOW BASTION!!
And you know what else sucks about this game? SORA IS A (profanity)!!! HE'S SUPPOSED TO BE 14 BUT HE SOUNDS LIKE HE'S (profanity) 7!!! WHY DID YOU CHOOSE HALEY JOEL OSMENT TO VOICE HIM AND NOT THE GUY WHO DID TIDUS'S VOICE!! HE'S GOOD FOR ACTING OUT MASSIVE ACTS OF STUPIDITY!!! And you know what else sucks majorly about the worst game in existance besides Fire Emblem or Bionic Commando? THE MAIN CHARACTER ATTACKS WITH A KEY!! A KEY!! A KEY!! A KEY A KEY A KEY!! WHO THE HELL ATTACKS USING A (profanity) KEY!!! YOU DON'T USE KEYS THAT BIG FOR ATTACKING!!
AND THEY USED LANCE BASS FOR SEPHIROTH'S VOICE EVEN THOUGH HE ONLY SAYS "Sin Harvest" AND I'VE NEVER EVEN SEEN HIM IN THE GAME!! THIS IS THE ONE THING THAT MAKES THIS GAME THE SINGLE MOST WORST GAME IN EXISTANCE!!! THIS HAS RUINED FINAL FANTASY AND IS RESPONSIBLE FOR FINAL FANTASY CRYSTAL CHRONICLES!!! Except for that Final Fantasy X-2 is the best ever-And that's simply because we play as 3 Lara Croft Clones!! woo baby!!
[ February 24, 2004, 11:42 PM: Message edited by: Jet ]
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Um, Guys? Can we please not sound like a completley stupid moron who can't even spell right? It's getting kinda old.
Super Mario Sunshine
Well guys-KIDtendo has obviously done it again! They've produced another crap-game not worth even the babyish of baby's time. I haven't even gotten past half the game, but I already KNOW it sucks-It's a Non-SMB3 Nintendo game!! And most importantly-There is no blood, guts, gore, or excessive swearing. That is simply what the dying Mario series needs besides another SMB3-Blood, Gore, and swearing!!! And lets' not forget this-A RELEASE NOT ON A NINTENDO SYSTEM!! Man-I swear, these KIDtendo systems are completley ruining the Mario series even though they're the best handheld but it's not SMB3, it's not on Xbox, it's on a KIDtendo system, so it sucks!!!
Super Mario Sunshine
Well guys-KIDtendo has obviously done it again! They've produced another crap-game not worth even the babyish of baby's time. I haven't even gotten past half the game, but I already KNOW it sucks-It's a Non-SMB3 Nintendo game!! And most importantly-There is no blood, guts, gore, or excessive swearing. That is simply what the dying Mario series needs besides another SMB3-Blood, Gore, and swearing!!! And lets' not forget this-A RELEASE NOT ON A NINTENDO SYSTEM!! Man-I swear, these KIDtendo systems are completley ruining the Mario series even though they're the best handheld but it's not SMB3, it's not on Xbox, it's on a KIDtendo system, so it sucks!!!
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Here is post 156!
Animal Crossing
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Ninnytendo! What have you done? Oh, I know! You've made another gay-ass game with absolutely nothing good whatsoever!
Story
Story? Where? Oh, this. That si, if you call it a story... Some retarded brat decides to live with animals and all their diseases and feces and whatev. And you ride on a train! A TRAIN! That has to be the gayest peice of **** N ever pulled! We need an F-14 Fighter Pilot! That'd be GOOD! Then, you meet some farting stupid racoon who makes you SLAVE AWAY to get a house. What a JERK! He's my type of guy! He's such an asswipe to you, I'm taking off one mad smile to this game! You then make friends with animals, yadda, yadda, yadda. You do it forever! Bull****!
Graphics
DEAR GOD NO. This is an N64 graphic game! It's blurry! No camera! The trees are 2-D! The animal faces look like the stuff my little baby brother draws on the walls! How horrible! We all know graphics are the most important part of the game! What a joke! I add on an angry smile!
Gameplay
bleh. You just run around and do stupid stuff, like fish and catch bugs and bury trees! And you make a house! That's what WOMEN or GAY MEN do! That's disgusting. Something here really makes me happy though:
YOU CAN HIT AND TAUNT ANIMALS! You can hit them with an axe or a net! This redeems 2 smiles off! It's awesome! Of course, kidtendo made them NOT DIE. You suck, Nintendo!
Overall
Don't get this game ever. I rented it, and I hated it! Gamecube shall DIE! Get a real system, like an N-GAGE! At least in Harvest Moon you get ****ED!
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Oh, please don't be offended by that last statement. I did this in the image of a college nerd.
Animal Crossing
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Ninnytendo! What have you done? Oh, I know! You've made another gay-ass game with absolutely nothing good whatsoever!
Story
Story? Where? Oh, this. That si, if you call it a story... Some retarded brat decides to live with animals and all their diseases and feces and whatev. And you ride on a train! A TRAIN! That has to be the gayest peice of **** N ever pulled! We need an F-14 Fighter Pilot! That'd be GOOD! Then, you meet some farting stupid racoon who makes you SLAVE AWAY to get a house. What a JERK! He's my type of guy! He's such an asswipe to you, I'm taking off one mad smile to this game! You then make friends with animals, yadda, yadda, yadda. You do it forever! Bull****!
Graphics
DEAR GOD NO. This is an N64 graphic game! It's blurry! No camera! The trees are 2-D! The animal faces look like the stuff my little baby brother draws on the walls! How horrible! We all know graphics are the most important part of the game! What a joke! I add on an angry smile!
Gameplay
bleh. You just run around and do stupid stuff, like fish and catch bugs and bury trees! And you make a house! That's what WOMEN or GAY MEN do! That's disgusting. Something here really makes me happy though:
YOU CAN HIT AND TAUNT ANIMALS! You can hit them with an axe or a net! This redeems 2 smiles off! It's awesome! Of course, kidtendo made them NOT DIE. You suck, Nintendo!
Overall
Don't get this game ever. I rented it, and I hated it! Gamecube shall DIE! Get a real system, like an N-GAGE! At least in Harvest Moon you get ****ED!
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Oh, please don't be offended by that last statement. I did this in the image of a college nerd.
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I wanna do Animal Crossing too!!
Animal Crossing:
I have never actually even PLAYED Animal Crossing, I don't even own a GAMECUBE, let alone barley know what the f*** it is, but I know that this game sucks. I saw IGN give this game the "Worst game ever award" and I even saw a few magazines give it the "Worst game ever award" even though that never actually Happened and those aren't even REAL magazines. Most importantly, this game sucks. I claim to have played it in the store, but considering they didn't have it in the stores I say it sucks!!! I'm so much of a Final Fantasy X hippie I'm gonna go over to the Animal Crossing Forum and say "Animal Crossing stinks" and LEAVE!!! Simply put, I don't know a damn thing about Animal Crossing, and I never ever even played it, but it's the worst game ever even though alot of people like it and I AM RIGHT!!
(Believe it or not, that's actually what my friend A.K.A Chessmaster007 and who thinks that Blank was ripped off of Auron thinks about Animal Crossing.)
Animal Crossing:
I have never actually even PLAYED Animal Crossing, I don't even own a GAMECUBE, let alone barley know what the f*** it is, but I know that this game sucks. I saw IGN give this game the "Worst game ever award" and I even saw a few magazines give it the "Worst game ever award" even though that never actually Happened and those aren't even REAL magazines. Most importantly, this game sucks. I claim to have played it in the store, but considering they didn't have it in the stores I say it sucks!!! I'm so much of a Final Fantasy X hippie I'm gonna go over to the Animal Crossing Forum and say "Animal Crossing stinks" and LEAVE!!! Simply put, I don't know a damn thing about Animal Crossing, and I never ever even played it, but it's the worst game ever even though alot of people like it and I AM RIGHT!!
(Believe it or not, that's actually what my friend A.K.A Chessmaster007 and who thinks that Blank was ripped off of Auron thinks about Animal Crossing.)
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Pong
This "GAME" IS TEH WROST TING ON EARTH!!! U R A SQUARY TING, AND JOO HAVE TO TOUCH SOME OTHER SQUARE! THERE'S NO BLOOD! i KAN'T KILL ANYTHING! UNLIKE FINAL FANTASY 7!!! THE !^%&!#%%!$#@^!(*^~$# COMPUTER IS TOO HARD FOR ME. TEH GRAFIXZ ARE TEH WORST I EVEH SAW. THERE ARE A TOTAL OF TWO #!&^@*^$*^$@*^$@ PICTURES IN THE HOLE GAEM!!!!111 UNLIKE FINAL FANTASY 7!!! THE BALL LOOKS LIKE A BOX. EXCUSE ME IF I LIKE SOME REALISM. I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT ANYONE WOULD PLAY THIS GAME. THERE'S NO PLOT! UNLIKE FINAL FANTASY 7!!! THERE IS NO SOUND! UNLIKE FINAL FANTASY 7!!! WHOEVER ROTE THIS SHOULD ROT AND DIE!!! UNLIKE THE GENIOUS WHO WROTE FINAL FANTASY 7!!!
This "GAME" IS TEH WROST TING ON EARTH!!! U R A SQUARY TING, AND JOO HAVE TO TOUCH SOME OTHER SQUARE! THERE'S NO BLOOD! i KAN'T KILL ANYTHING! UNLIKE FINAL FANTASY 7!!! THE !^%&!#%%!$#@^!(*^~$# COMPUTER IS TOO HARD FOR ME. TEH GRAFIXZ ARE TEH WORST I EVEH SAW. THERE ARE A TOTAL OF TWO #!&^@*^$*^$@*^$@ PICTURES IN THE HOLE GAEM!!!!111 UNLIKE FINAL FANTASY 7!!! THE BALL LOOKS LIKE A BOX. EXCUSE ME IF I LIKE SOME REALISM. I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT ANYONE WOULD PLAY THIS GAME. THERE'S NO PLOT! UNLIKE FINAL FANTASY 7!!! THERE IS NO SOUND! UNLIKE FINAL FANTASY 7!!! WHOEVER ROTE THIS SHOULD ROT AND DIE!!! UNLIKE THE GENIOUS WHO WROTE FINAL FANTASY 7!!!
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Metal Gear
Because the creators of this game can't speak English, I will satire them by reviewing this game in their english:
I hate Metal Gear. Metal gear is bad game. It has bad grammar and it unpossible to beat first level. The english here so bad it shames Zero Wing. I really hat Sero Wing, but all your base are belong to us. If you play game, dont because you have no chance to survive. Make your time playing other games such Halo.
Because the creators of this game can't speak English, I will satire them by reviewing this game in their english:
I hate Metal Gear. Metal gear is bad game. It has bad grammar and it unpossible to beat first level. The english here so bad it shames Zero Wing. I really hat Sero Wing, but all your base are belong to us. If you play game, dont because you have no chance to survive. Make your time playing other games such Halo.