Ultimate Battle.

[Random User]

In the Ultimate battle, you can choose to be anyone from anywhere. From Obama to the Mario Bros. Here are the rules:

-You should post how much damage you deal to another person in your post. The max you can hit for now is going to be 10. (Please don't be cheap and deal 10 each turn).

-You have 250 Health. Until it is all depleted, you are still in the battle.

-NO BEING CHUCK NORRIS. He would obviously pwn everyone and diminish the point of this topic...

-Make sure the charater you picked can use the techniques he knows from wherever they came from. I don't want something like Mario uses Kamehameha.

-You may pick 3 different abilities for your charater, and choose a primary and secondary weapon.

-This will be written in a story-like form.

Sign-Up Form:
Name:
Weapons:
-Primary:
-Secondary
Abilities:
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1.Random User - Black Knight. (242 Health)
2.Big Break Quezacotl - Some Hot-Blooded Furret (237 Health)
3.DarkZero - Jamie Hyneman (240 Health)
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To Sign Up all you need to do is add yourself into the story.

Exapmle:

Name: Black Knight (Monty Python)
Weapons:
-Primary: Broadsword
-Secondary: Shortsword (or his own blood :p )
Abilities:
-Never Give Up: When the Black Knight is in even the most impossible situations he never gives up, as if feeling no pain. Increases defense against attacks.
-L-Shaped Jump: Jumps in an L-Shape.
-I Hate the White Knight: When faced with someone clad in white, able to hit 2 more damage than normal.

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The Black Knight was out gaurding a bridge. Instead of Boar's Head he decided to guard a bridge in the Sherwood Forest to keep any merry men from crossing. (Note that this is before all of his limbs were chopped off.) He was quite bored and dissatisfied no one had tried to cross the bridge yet...

[X-3]

Name: Some Hot-blooded Ferret (My Head)
Weapons:
-Primary: Breath of Rage that Could Be Consider a Laser, Expect Spam
-Secondary: Fist-like Claws of Fighting Fury
Abilities:
-Hope of the Titans: Ferret slashes for 200% weapon damage, mitigated by weapon speed, magic power, MP, HP, Luck, defense and skill with bladed weapons. When Ferret is under 251 HP, it hits for 6 damage.
-Final Destruction that Will End Your Life and Probably Others: Ferret breathes fire. When the target is hit, they will take 6 damage the next time they attack. Then they'll get better.
-Saint the Destruction Engage: Ferret summons a destructive being from the heavens, who will rain judgement upon the weak. Everyone will take 3 damage.
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A ferret leaped out of the bushes and approached the Black Knight. A bear came by, before leaving due to the chill air.

After a few moments of complete silence, the ferret opened it's mouth and fired a laser at the Black Knight. The Black Knight rose his sword, and attempted to block the laser! Twas a mighty effort, but in the end he got shot and took 2 damage.

War...did it ever end? The bear from before pondered this as he ripped apart a fish by a stream. It was a good fish, but he had better in the past. It's hard to enjoy fish...when war begins.

[Random User]

The Black Knight had gotten hit by a lazer that had come from a seemigly harmless Ferret.

"Fool, the Black Knight always triumphs!!!" He proclaimed as he swung his sword at the Ferret, but the Ferret had jumped up to dodge. The Black Knight followed by jumping vertically in the air, using his L-Shaped jumping ability he had hit the Ferret for 3 damage.

[X-3]

The ferret hit the ground after being struck by the Black Knight's powerful attack. He crawled out of the impact crater that had been created, and suddenly leaped at the Black Knight with his claws! He landed a quick, mighty punch to the knight's chest, dealing 3 damage.

[Random User]

The Black Knight fell over, but not before swinging his sword rapidly as he fell. He managed to hit the Ferret for 3 damage.

[DarkZero]

Name: Jamie Hyneman (Mythbusters)
Weapons:
-Primary: "Pop" Gun
-Secondary: Air Cannon
Abilities:
- Sparky: Jamie can ride on Sparky for added mobility, or use it as a soldier. Sparky's weapon is Deadbolt's pick weapon, which can pierce many types of armor.
- Jaws of Death: Jamie can use Jaws of Death to diminish weapons such as swords or spears. It will only work if said weapon is thrusted towards him, and is weak enough to succumb to the jaws.
- Bomb Suit: Protects Jamie from all explosive attacks, but reduces mobility.

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A shot is fired from the grassy knoll. The ferret takes the full force of the soda can, which dealt 7 damage.

[X-3]

The ferret was smashed into the ground by the impact of the soda can, and he snarled horribly as his fury reached a new high.

He turned to the grassy knoll, and for a moment it seemed as if he was smiling. He opened his mouth slightly, and a breath of rage shot out, charging towards the one who had fired the can. They could only gasp in horror and then pain as they were hit, dealing 5 damage.

[DarkZero]

Waiting for his wounds to heal, Jamie sent Sparky over to attack the Black Knight. Though he tried to defend himself, the knight was no match for the robots armor-piercing capabilities. 3 damage is inflicted.

[Random User]

The Black Knight did a three-hit combo on Jamie, while avoiding Sparky. Doing this proved to be a little difficult at the same time, and he backed off from his combo, dealing 5 damage.

[Dry Bones]

Name: Iceman (X-MEN)
Weapons: Ice hammer
Primary: Ice Sword
Secondary: Ice Gun
Abilities: Can turn anything to ice with pointing a finger at the object.