Side effects of the Thingy include the sudden urge to take it

[The Flattest Pancake]

I jump on to the Excess Express and push Jailbreaker out the window. I take the thingy and ride all the way to...Blood Land.

[Jailbreaker]

^ You're back. I knew ya would be.

You slip in all the blood. I take the thingy and go to my sock drawer.

[The Flattest Pancake]

I barge in and stuff your mouth with socks and while you're trying to get them out you drop the thingy. I take it and go to Alaska.

[Infernal Dragoon]

An albino grizzly bear....Or is that a polar bear? Whatever! A big white bear jumps out of the snow and punches you in the face. It then tears off the costume to reveal to be ME! DUN DUN! I take the Thingy and hide it in Quickman's Laser Trap.

[Greenmarioman]

You get trapped in the laser trap. You drop the Thingy and I pick it up and cook it in my stew.

[Jailbreaker]

I ask you to lean way, way over to check if it's hot enough.

[Infernal Dragoon]

I manage to get out of the Laser Trap and utilize the Thingy Scouter (a scouter from DBZ that can home in on the Thingy) to find it in Godot's house where I find Jailbreaker and Godot looking closely at the Thingy stewing in....a cauldron of stew. I use force push to knock them both into the cauldron of boiling broth and the Thingy flies into my hands. I quickly shut the lid and set the temperature to Blue Giant Star. Then warp to Captain Hook's harbor in Neverland

[Jailbreaker]

You find yourself in the water (you didn't mention where in the harbor.) You get run over (?) by Hook's ship. He doesn't notice.

Meanwhile, five minutes later, Wendy finds the thingy in the water, and decides to give it to Peter Pan as a Christmas present. In August.

[Gabriel]

Wendy, Peter, and all others nearby are shot down by some machine gun. I appear in a helicopter and snatch the thingy, retreating to a deserted island.

[Infernal Dragoon]

There was a reason why it was deserted. It was taken over by The Flood. I fly on the infested island and blow away your infected body with a Hadoken. I'm a reploid so the Flood don't affect me. I take the Thingy from your charred remains and warp to my base on Mercury.

[VG_Addict]

I teleport to your base and we have an epic battle that ends like this:


YouTube - Luffy VS Lucci Final - Jet Gattling



(I'm Luffy.)


I take the Thingy and go wherever.

[Gabriel]

I rise as an undead corpse...

I track you to Wherever and attack you viciously with a big, bloody knife.

[VG_Addict]

I cut your head off with a machete, grab the Thingy, and warp to my underground base.

[VG_Addict]

I get bored with the Thingy, so I throw it in the air for someone else to get. I then teleport to Gamefiend's base and rip his head off Sub-Zero style.

Me: Hmmmm, Gamefiend is dead, but he's gonna come back eventually. I have to destroy every last trace of him, and I know just how to do that!


I teleport just outside of Gamefiend's house, where his family just happens to be having a family reunion. I then fly up in the air and shoot a giant orb of energy at the house, blowing it up in a mushroom cloud. All that remains of the house and Gamefiend's family is a giant smoldering crater. I then teleport back to my underground base.

[Greenmarioman]

^ D: lol

As I was walking around, I see the Thingy.

Me: ...Hey, it's the Thingy! This'll be the perfect ingredient for my Thingy sammich!

I take it and bring it back home, where I put it in between two slices of breas with some tomatos, lettuce, bacon and cheese, and eat it.

[Red]

You get a really bad stomach ache and have to the hospital and get and operation. I'm the Doctor and once I have removed the thingy and cleaned it off. I take it to my secret laboratory to perform experiments on.

[VG_Addict]

Suddenly, the lab explodes. It seems you forgot to carry the 2 in your equation. I take the Thingy, go to Nick, kill Fanboy and Chum-Chum, Big Time Rush, and True Jackson for disgracing Nickelodeon. I then go to Nowhere.

[Infernal Dragoon]

I go to Nowhere and find the charred remains of The Chicken from Outer Space. using a method too complex to describe in this post I resurrect it. In return for me resurrecting it it kills VG Addict and gives me the Thingy. I happily accept it and warp to the Cal-de-sac in which Ed Edd n Eddy are located.

[VG_Addict]

You trip on a giant jawbreaker and break your neck. I take the Thingy and go to Arizona.

[Jailbreaker]

You trip on a giant neckbreaker and break your jaw. I take the thingy and go to the Tower of Spirits, where I give it to Chancellor Cole.