Christmas Brawl.

Nomyt · #1

Rules:
1.) Only use christmas items to fight with (no punching, kicking or headbutts (actually anything that isn't christmassy is right out (this includes saying "Stabs ??? with a christmassy knife", cos there is no such thing.)))

2.) Everyone starts with 250 life/hp. Max damage you can do is 10 hps at a time.

3.) You can use a special Grinch present (Everyone can use this at least twice). What this does is trap a person of your choosing in a box and deals 25 hp to them, and 12 hp to everyone else (including you). The person trapped cannot attack, or escape for another three posts, or unless someone else uses the skill.

Anybody up for this? Well start once we have at least three people.

1. The Doctor (245hp)
2. Random User (240hp)
3. X-3 (246hp)
4. VG_A (244hp)

Random User · #2

Seems interesting. I'm in.

#3

*brings a giant pile of red and green marshmallows to share*

I'm going to be cheering from the sidelines... ;)

X-3 · #4

I too, shall join.

Nomyt · #5

Now that we have enough people to start, fighting will begin in 24 hours from this post.

Any else can still join in, but to keep it in the world of fairness. Your starting Hp will be an average of everyone elses. (So if everyone had between 10 to 20 hp, you'd get 15hp).

Brawl starts in 24 hrs

Random User · #6

*Beats X-3 with giant candy cane for 4 damage*

X-3 · #7

How much damage do I take? HOW MUCH, PUNK!?

"My lack of knowledge regarding my physical condition makes me angry!" X-3 cried, as 5 miniature Christmas Trees floated around his raging body. Suddenly, they halted, before crashing and exploding all over the battlefield! Unfortunately, 4 of them missed the battlers and ended up skidding into innocent bystander elves!

"Remember me...as an elf who liked Egg Nog." one such victim cried in pain, as his friend held him in his arms.
"Bro...we all liked Egg Nog!" his friend cried, spilling tears over his friend's body.
"I liked it more!" and with that, his body was stiff.

oh, and the 5th tree hit Random User in the leg for 5 damage.

Random User · #8

My Leg!

Random User, furious hat a Christmas tree had hit him in the leg, picks up one of the dead elves from earlier and turns his attention toward The Doctor, who was standing idle.

I chuck the elf at The Doctor for 5 damage.

Nomyt · #9

The Doctor picks up the Elf and throws it back to Random User for 5hp.

Random User · #10

Finding the elf is getting boring, Random User licks the end of his giant candy cane to make it pointy. He stabs The Doctor for 6hp.

X-3 · #11

X-3 threw a piece of advent calender candy at Random User! It's generic circular shape smacked his head for a whopping 3 damage! The chilled winds of the North howled ferociously.

Random User · #12

Random User counters with ornaments he throws at X-3. He loses 4 hp.

X-3 · #13

X-3 fell to the ground, bleeding. The ornament shattered in pieces around his blood. The snowy ground began to be painted red.

He rose slowly, determination burning in his eyes. He created a snowball, and tossed it at Random User. Unfortunately, had seen this coming and quickly countered by ducking! The Doctor was not so fortunate: the snowball slammed into his face, chilling it considerably. Before he could wipe the snow from his face, he had already taken a deadly 6 points of damage. It was clear now that this was not so simple holiday fight: this was a war. Nearby elves shook in their boots, chilled by the brutality this fight had exhibited. Others embraced bloodlust, and began to pulverize their fellows.

Random User · #14

A war! That was what it is. Random User realized this and decided it was time to stop playing. He grabs holiday cookies and threw them back at X-3. The cookies hit for 5 damage.

X-3 · #15

X-3 braced for impact, but was still pushed back several feet by his enemy's cunning attack. He retaliated quickly and mercilessly by tossing a box at Random User!

"NO ONE WANTS A SPOTTED ELEPHANT!" an elephant with scars resembling spots leaped out of the box. It roared with fury, before smacking Random User with it's trunk for 6 damage!

VG_Addict · #16

VGA stands at the top of a snow hill, watching the battle. Seeing that it looked like fun, he decides to join in.

VGA quickly grabs a bunch of Christmas CDs and throws them a la shuriken at X-3, hitting him for a whopping 10 damage!

Nomyt · #17

The Doctor glees at more people joining in, and tosses a candy cane at VG_A dealing 4hp.

"Sorry, and a merry christmas to you"

X-3 · #18

I think this is what everyone is at now. Might be wrong.
The Doctor: 233/250
Random User: 231/250
X-3: 227/250
VGA: 229/233

X-3 roared with fury, as CD versions of popular holiday classics smashed and stabbed into his body. He quickly grabbed the remaining pieces of CDs, and then threw them around. Several elves were mortally wounded, and Random User took 2 damage.

VG_Addict · #19

VGA, slightly annoyed that X-3 didn't notice him, throws an old, rock-hard fruitcake at X-3, which hits him in the face, dealing 10 damage.

Random User · #20

Random User decided to use Christmas Lights as a whip and attacks VGA for 6 daamage.