Side effects of the Thingy include the sudden urge to take it

[Luigi Pwns All]

I summon all my shreds of myself together and run randomly around trying to find the thingy, then, I find BOTVGH Fan being attacked by giant mutant elephant cats. While the giant mutant elephant cats impale their huge claws into his body I take the unharmed thing and make a whale eat me alive. While being dissolved by the whales stomach acid I start to wonder what the thingy is.

[Metal Man]

/me warps into the whale, steals the Thingy, then warps to Ancient Greece!

[Infernal Dragoon]

Metalman goes right into the middle of the Ancient Greek Olympics, and the sight of evey athelete's nude bodies causes his photoreceptors (robot eyes to all the non-scifi geeks out there) to malfunction and explode. I come in from the phone booth from Bill and Ted's excellent adventure, take the Thingy, and warp to a time period of my choice.

[VG_Addict]

The phone booth explodes for no apparent reason, killing you and sending your soul to Hell. I take the Thingy and go to Gromgard from the Overlord games.

[Metal Man]

Then the Thingy teleports into my hands for no reason!

[Jailbreaker]

I zoom by and grab the thingy. Then I give it to BOTVGH.

[Greenmarioman]

I take off my BOTVGH Fan costume and run away, clutching the Thingy. I then put it in a box and ship it to Austria.

[Metal Man]

And then, it somehow gets intercepted by Dr. Robotnik, who drops it, and the Thingy lands in my hands.

[Greenmarioman]

I put on a cat costume, punch you in the face, and run away with the Thingy in hand.

[Infernal Dragoon]

That loathem Spiderdemon that masterminded the explosion of my phone booth and caused so much suffering has had its @$$ kicked for all time. A hidden doorway opens and I go through it. I proven too much for Hell to contain. I then find that I'm at the grassy plains of Earth, home at last! Then I notice Godot running in my direction. I do what Shadow did to Tails and let him run into my outstretched fist. I take the Thingy and warp to Subway

[Jailbreaker]

SIR YOU ARE OUR 10000000o00th CUSTOMER YOU GET PRIZES

HERE'S YOUR TROPHY AND YOUR MEDAL

HAVE A RIBBON AND A PLAQUE AND A CERTIFICATE OF AWESOME

AND HERE'S YOUR CEREMONIAL PILLOW AND FREE PASS TO- I'm sorry you can't carry all this? Well I'll take this off your hands, sir- FREE PASS TO A PLACE THAT IS CURRENTLY ON FIRE...

Haha, that was easy.

I, with the thingy in hand, go to the End of Time.

[Greenmarioman]

"Sorry sir, the end of time is closed."

Mr. Blob looks at the mustachioed man in front of him, sitting in a toll booth. A sign hangs overhead that says closed. Blob walks away sadly. I grab the Thingy from his saddened hands and put it in a cannon. It launches to Saturn.

[Infernal Dragoon]

and it lands straight in my storage facility on the moon Titan which is guarded by very sophisticated battle droids and high tech anti-everything turrets.

[Jailbreaker]

I use Jailbreaker Jump (Teleporting) to get in there, steal the thingy, get out, and go to the Beginning of Time.

[Metal Man]

/me is there at the beginning of time, and takes the Thingy, then runs to the END of time.

[Infernal Dragoon]

Toll Booth Operator:Sorry, but End of Time's closed.

Metalman:But its been closed for 3 posts

Toll Booth Operator:And It will be closed for another 6 posts

Metalman:*sigh* How can this day get worse?

GF7:*appears behind Metalman* Like this! *Falcon kicks Metalman into the sky*

The thingy drops into my hands and I warp to The Underwhere

[Greenmarioman]

Unfortuanetly, your pronunciation is off and you get sent to the Underwear. LOL DIDNT SEE THAT COMING HUH

I punch you in the crotch and pry the Thingy from your hands. Then I go to the Super Bowl with the Thingy under my hat.

[Infernal Dragoon]

Announcer:and now... please stand for the National Anthem sung by Microphone Kirby.

Godot Lowers his hat and stands for the National Anthem. Then I come in selling Buttscratchas and I take the Thingy while Kirby sings a heavy metal variation of Star Spangled Banner.

*after the anthem*

Godot:I wonder how they got Microphone Kirby to...*looks in hat* Hey! Where's the Thingy?!

GF7:Hehehehe... Now to warp to-

Random guy:Buttscratcha?

GF7:Buttscratcha! *tosses Buttscratcha*

So anyway I had to stay and finish my job. Those Battle Droid Spare Parts aren't cheap you know.

[VG_Addict]

You slip on a puddle of spilled beer and break your neck. I take the Thingy and go to Santa Destroy.

[Jailbreaker]

Santa is destroyed. Good for you.

I stand over his corpse, graverob the thingy, and take a ride on the Excess Express.